Is it mating season?

[Bozo Erectus]

It's the chicken and the egg thing, Bozo. I associate spring with "smiles" and "sunshine" and "pretty girls", because girls wear less clothes. But then I associate girls wearing less clothes with spring. So I dunno, I guess its both.

Probably both, and who knows if theres some old obsolete mating instinct slithering about in our reptillian brains. We no longer have a mating season but the old instinct combined with spring lightly turns a young mans fancy to thoughts of love?

 

[CurtSibling]

It's spring and the sap is rising!

There is never a shortage of saps in this forum!

(j/k)

 

[Itza Chichen]

Maybe it has to do with the fact that as the day get longer we see those scantly cad girls for an even longer period of time. Therefore causing longer periods of um... <snip> for a longer time.

 

[ainwood]

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[HamaticBabylon]

aniwood it's mating season, what shall he discuss?

 

[LLXerxes]

Edit: Well, it seems Ainwood wants me to not say anything, so... Hi dudes

 

[ainwood]

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[stormbind]

The ladies are most interested this time of year, and I have a theory... observations have found that winter (at least in the UK), with it's cold days and long nights, actually causes depression. So the coming of spring must surely make people happy and less grumpy? The resulting smiles generate a hormonal response

This is also why adults look forward to christmas

 

[cgannon64]

Its always mating season at an all-boys Catholic high school!

 

[Perfection]

Its always mating season at an all-boys Catholic high school!

Zuh?

As I see it it's nearing the time that women cease donning warm clothes and go for sweaters and T-shirts.

Oh that and the spirit of rebirth and all that pleasant nature crap.

 

[Taliesin]

In honour of the large herd animals whom we so greatly resemble, I prefer to call it the rutting season.

Anecdotally, a disproportionate number of people I know are born between February and early May.

 

[cgannon64]

Zuh?

I wasn't sure whether to be sarcastic or not. I decided on sarcasm, because its sadder.

I swear, if I went to a public school, it just be like a teen sex comedy. There'd be a thousand parties, a million girls...

 

[Perfection]

I wasn't sure whether to be sarcastic or not. I decided on sarcasm, because its sadder.

Whew, you were kinda scaring me there.

 

[cgannon64]

Homophobe.

 

[ummmm........]

I wasn't sure whether to be sarcastic or not. I decided on sarcasm, because its sadder.

I swear, if I went to a public school, it just be like a teen sex comedy. There'd be a thousand parties, a million girls...

See, that's the advantage of going to an all boys school. You get to live your whole life believing public school really would have been that way. There's no one to steal your dreams.

 

[Perfection]

Homophobe.

I'm no homophobe, but when it comes to a whole school of boys engaging in such behavior under the eye of the Catholic clergy I get a little worried.

 

[cgannon64]

See, that's the advantage of going to an all boys school. You get to live your whole life believing public school really would have been that way. There's no one to steal your dreams.

Of course, that is seriously outweighed by the fact that THERE ARE NO WOMEN.

Perfection: Oh no, they sure wouldn't tolerate any hanky-panky. They recently redid our dances so there are no 'sexually suggestive dances'. But drinking? That, that they tolerate. Perhaps they realize they can't ban us from all teenage persuits.

 

[Taliesin]

Of course, that is seriously outweighed by the fact that THERE ARE NO WOMEN.

Perfection: Oh no, they sure wouldn't tolerate any hanky-panky. They recently redid our dances so there are no 'sexually suggestive dances'. But drinking? That, that they tolerate. Perhaps they realize they can't ban us from all teenage persuits.

Perhaps this is a dumb question, but... why would you have dances at an all-boys school, much less sexually suggestive ones?

 

[cgannon64]

No, they allow girls in for those.

But now they're taking away our sexually suggestive dances. They want us to look, not to touch. I swear, the one thing celibacy does to a man is make him spiteful.

 

[WillJ]

@cg: They don't play Christian rock at the dances, do they?