A: We have just finished training a settler, sir. Shall we begin work on a worker or a warrior?
K: What's the difference?
A: Workers leave the city to build roads and other things, and warriors stand around all day with big clubs.
K: They can't do both?
A: No, it's not in their union contract.
K: OK, train a worker.
A: There's just one catch...Our city will no longer grow.
K: Why?
A: Because workers eat a lot of food.
K: And warriors don't?
A: No, they are beings of such pure and refined fabric that they dine on air (guard belches)
K: What will we do with the food if the workers don't eat it?
A: Other people will eat it, causing our population to grow.
K: Excess food leads to inefficient use of contraception?
/cut to scene in shop
John: Martha, the herring has arrived! I am filled with passion for you!
Martha: My darling!
/fade back
A: It just happens.
K: All right, it sounds like a good thing then...Where do we get food from?
A: Well, currently 10,000 of our people are working on grasslands near the city, and 10,000 are working on a hill.
K: I thought that we had to train workers to work outside the city?
A: No, those are special workers. These are just a bunch of guys.
K: And they produce food.
A: No, just the people on the grasslands.
K: So the people of the mining camp fornicate less than those on the farm? OK...
/Warrior is trained
K: Hey, why are there just as many people working the fields as there were before we recruited the warrior?
A: The warrior just represents a few dozen people.
K: A few dozen people with clubs are more effective fighters than 20,000 people with spades? Seems pretty useless to me...Train a worker...
/Worker is built
A: The worker is ready, your majesty. Now the city will grow again!
K: But doesn't he eat food, thereby preventing the city from growing?
A: No, he only eats food until he has completed his training.
K: That must be quite a boot camp...
K: What's the difference?
A: Workers leave the city to build roads and other things, and warriors stand around all day with big clubs.
K: They can't do both?
A: No, it's not in their union contract.
K: OK, train a worker.
A: There's just one catch...Our city will no longer grow.
K: Why?
A: Because workers eat a lot of food.
K: And warriors don't?
A: No, they are beings of such pure and refined fabric that they dine on air (guard belches)
K: What will we do with the food if the workers don't eat it?
A: Other people will eat it, causing our population to grow.
K: Excess food leads to inefficient use of contraception?
/cut to scene in shop
John: Martha, the herring has arrived! I am filled with passion for you!
Martha: My darling!
/fade back
A: It just happens.
K: All right, it sounds like a good thing then...Where do we get food from?
A: Well, currently 10,000 of our people are working on grasslands near the city, and 10,000 are working on a hill.
K: I thought that we had to train workers to work outside the city?
A: No, those are special workers. These are just a bunch of guys.
K: And they produce food.
A: No, just the people on the grasslands.
K: So the people of the mining camp fornicate less than those on the farm? OK...
/Warrior is trained
K: Hey, why are there just as many people working the fields as there were before we recruited the warrior?
A: The warrior just represents a few dozen people.
K: A few dozen people with clubs are more effective fighters than 20,000 people with spades? Seems pretty useless to me...Train a worker...
/Worker is built
A: The worker is ready, your majesty. Now the city will grow again!
K: But doesn't he eat food, thereby preventing the city from growing?
A: No, he only eats food until he has completed his training.
K: That must be quite a boot camp...