JFD's The World According to Modders

[Hoop Thrower]

Yeah, also Switzerland and Germany.

So it's more like saying that Canada is the country that consumes the most Tim Hortons, I think.

Before we know the world shall be invaded by Big Bob's, just you wait...

 

[GPuzzle]

Urdnot_Scott as a Great Scientist!

 

[SnowyNix]

Scapegrace as a Great Writer!

 

[Gurra09]

Is the Gurra49 city-state from the original scenario me? I didn't even know I was in modding back when it was made. My memory can be quite bad though but isn't my Sikh civ from October or something?

(Also, you got my number wrong. )

 

[AW Arcaeca]

The following are all real quotes uttered on this forum:

"To be perfectly honest, nope."
- Viregel

"Oh no, [basketball]'s an Ancient Greek sport. This is the Grand Basketball Court, which replaces the Heroic Epic. It'll spawn a Great Basketball Player every 20 turns (on standard)."
- Sukritact

"ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your taiahas ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ"
- janboruta

"Sookie, that's an absolutely gorgeous map... Those are your names now. Sookie and Pookie. You are a children's television programme. The best kind of programme."
- Scapegrace

In response...

"Educational programming at its finest! 'Today, children, we are going to learn about the Calusa!'"
- bouncymischa

In response again...

"I love you, you love me, we mod Civ 5 and B.E..."
- Scapegrace

"the"
- Pouakai

but srsly guys...
"If it makes you feel any better, I'm generally sarcastic towards everyone."
- Pouakai

"*searches for facepalm smiley, fails*"
- senshidenshi


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We seriously need some to provide voices for all these quotes; that would be hilarious. Better yet, have everyone voice the quotes attributed to them.

I'm preferring more of a beat-everyone-up style civ to represent the Project now:

Spoiler :

The Sixteen Nation Project lead by AW
Capital Geneva
Colors White on Sky Blue
UA *Unnamed for now* - Random chance every turn that Secadecanationalist rebels will appear next to a foreign city, instantly causing a state of war between the target civ and the 16NP. This chance is increases with both empire size and excess happiness (not unhappiness).*
UU Dawnsoldier - Super-late game infantry that doesn't replace anything, with slightly higher combat strength than mech infantry, but not as strong as mechs. Unlocked at Particle Physics and is very expensive and time-consuming to build, but has doubled strength vs. Gunpowder units, 3 movement points and is immune to nuke blasts. (IIRC there's a column in UnitPromotions called NukeImmune...)**
UB Asylum*** - Replacement for the Research Lab that has a 100% chance of staying in a city if captured, but in that case it stops providing benefits and saps city HP every turn until the city is recaptured by the 16NP.

* I seriously can't think of snappy a name that fits. The best I can think of is "Kein Reich", but that's an inside joke from school, not the forums, so no one would get it.
** Probably been playing too much PlanetSide 2
*** For lack of a better name.

Here's a UA I think would be funny, but I don't know who to assign it to:
UA Oh Boy, a Penny - Whenever you do anything, receive +1 gold.
It would be possible but tedious to code... it would basically just consist of hooking a civilization check and gold-giving line into every event hook we can think of.
Better yet, add a GameplayAlertMessage (I think it's something like that) line that tells you "Hooray, you found a penny!" every single time.

 

[DoctorMcGann]

I can voice whatever. I have a professional mic and a decent voice.

 

[Natan35]

@AW: you clearly didn't look at my signature....

 

[SnowyNix]

Yep, that would fit Natan perfectly.

 

[JFD]

But Natan doth hath nein empire.

 

[GPuzzle]

It's a Venice-esque City-State.

St. Natansburg.

 

[Hypereon]

It's a Venice-esque City-State.

St. Natansburg.

Though the city-state-buying Merchants are replaced with Mayors of St. Natansburg that can be sent to steal other players and city-states Golden Age process.

 

[Natan35]

Yes! Like this one!(I had a slightly different design in mind...)

 

[Urdnot_Scott]

I'm sorry Natan but I don't think it'd be very fair to have you represented in this as anything more than a Great person. If Natan were to get a civ then it'd establish the precedent that anyone on the forums gets one, which kind of ruins the entire concept of this scenario and opens the floodgates to like 100 potential civs, from me to scapegrace to kerrigan . No offence, of course.

 

[JFD]

Natan can just be a very unlucky event

 

[bouncymischa]

Natan can just be a very unlucky event

A random event that causes Natan to take over your empire temporarily, changing the UA to the one given above. X3

 

[Natan35]

@Urdnot: what about ideagivers as a civ? It would represent about 6- 7 people here, which is quite a lot...

@JFDeus:

Natan Joins the Forum
Some folk called natan joined the forum. He seems... A bit condused. What should we do?

He is no different then anyone else.(evil laugh, anarchy starts at the capital for a number of turns equal to it's population)
Try to befriend him.(50% chance your empire enters anarchy for number of turns equal to number of cities, 50% chance you get 60 influence with St. Natansburg.)
Announce an Israel civ.(50% chance St. Natansburg becomes barabrain, 50% influence resting point with St. Natansburg is increased to 60 an you gain a diplomatic penalty with a all civilizations.)
(JFD only)Spy on him.(50% chance you get 500 golden age points, 50% chance you lose a spy)
(The Pouakai Republic\ the Empire of Anno Domini only)Monitor him. Make sure he doesn't do anything silly.
(Influence resting point with all CS reduced by 10 for 20 turns, 50% chance a golden age starts, 50% chance your capital enetres anarchy for 10 turns)
(The relam of the Boncymishcas only)Give him a penny.(leader name is changed to Natan I Caligula, UA is changed to "give me a penny for my thoughts?")

 

[Uighur_Caesar]

Who's going to be replacing the barbarians?

 

[SnowyNix]

kerrigan

 

[COF]

Kerrigan

 

[Natan35]

No.... It should be dark pig.