Erez under another name, or Erez's friend who owes him a favour, or at least it was while Britain needed money (probably still is though).
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TO BRITAIN
FROM EGYPT
Egypt has never signed a NAP, so what the hell are you on about? I suggest you have taken leave of your senses sir. As for France being an ally of Egypt, they have never been one, although I do regret the action I had to take to what I thought would be the removal of European troops from North Africa. I can understand Rome's actions, at least they act with honour unlike yourself, who flings lies and accusations around.
Your excuse for taking Canada is laughable - America strikes back at you for invading them, giving you a taste of your own medicine, and you call them aggressive? You are nothing but a pompous fool who needs to be brought down a few notches. I was hoping that the destruction of your navy by Egyptian and French fleets would have done so, but it seems nothing will stop your arrogant nature.
As for invading South Africa and Iran, if you think that I have bigger forces on their border than they have on mine, are you insane or can you just not count? Both have more fleets and armies on the borders than I do.
Finally, prove Brazil gave you money? Just look at the amount of fleets you had. I can explain where Egypt got the money from, it was dowry from a marriage between my son Nemesis II and Emperor Roddy of India's daughter.
I hope to receive your well wishes for the happy couple soon.
Pharaoh Nemesis
TO ROME
FROM EGYPT
I come to you not as an enemy or a friend, but as an equal. You are supporting a cause which is more aggressive than any other on earth, and has many many more enemies than any other.
Why do this to your country? In return for handing back Tripoli and peace, Egypt will gladly pay you reparations.
Please consider this, do not hurt your own nation for this idiot.
Pharaoh Nemesis
TO IRAN, SOUTH AFRICA, INDIA, PERU AND AMERICA
FROM EGYPT
Once again we thank you for your support. If you ever need anything, let us know.
Pharaoh Nemesis
TO FRANCE
FROM EGYPT
I am sorry that I had to act as I did to remove you from North Africa, but the Egyptian people know of only one way to remove European nations from their soil - war.
We will gladly pay you reparations, and offer you an alliance against Britain if you will accept peace as it is, with Egypt remaining in control of North Africa.
Thankyou for your time, and deepest sympathies for the families of those lost,
Pharoah Nemesis