Jokes

[Dell19]

Originally posted by Padma
He hems and haws for a minute, turning a bright cherry red, and says sheepishly, "small world, isn't it."

Great joke!

 

[Zarn]

Originally posted by Becka
A Sunday school teacher was talking with her students about the birth of Jesus. She asked little Scott, "Who decreed that all the world should be taxed?"

Little Scott answered, "The Democrats?"



*rimshot*

 

[damunzy]

"small world, isn't it."

 

[Becka]

Originally posted by Zarn

I'm glad someone liked that joke. I think the last time I posted it at a forum, some girl said, "D*** politics. "

I don't know why she was in such a huff.





Another joke (it took me a LONG time to get it...)


There were three Indian squaws, one stitting on an elk hide, on on a deer hide, and one on a hippopotamus hide. The two squaws on the elk and deer hides had one papoose each, while the squaw on the hippopotamus hide had two papooses.

Moral: The squaw of the hippopotamus equals the sum of the squaws on the other two hides.

 

[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

I'm giving that to my math teacher

 

[Dell19]

Maths teachers do not have sense of humours...If they do then they are an imposter...

 

[Zwelgje]

Joke about third world I heard on television tonight:

The amount of money we spent on food per week is enough to feed an African for a year. Hell, we're paying too much for our groceries!

If you don't like the joke or in general you don't like jokes on the third world, my apologies.

 

[andyo]

know why superman didn't save J.F.K. Jr. when his plane crashed?







because he is in a wheelchair

 

[Dell19]

Originally posted by andyo
know why superman didn't save J.F.K. Jr. when his plane crashed?
because he is in a wheelchair

Not funny...

 

[andyo]

 

[andyo]

ok - how about this one -

know the easiest way to get a nun pregnant?


dress her up like an alter boy

 

[Zwelgje]

My kind of humor andyo!

 

[andyo]

i still like my first one the best, that no one seems to appreciate

Originally posted by andyo
know what blondes and pirates have in common?

they both have black patches

 

[andyo]

or how about this one -

whats the smartest thing to ever come out a woman's mouth?




albert einstein's member

 

[andyo]

hello? is this thing on?
i'm here all night - don't forget to try the veal

 

[Becka]

Ba DUM DUM *rimshot*

 

[Zarn]

Originally posted by andyo
ok - how about this one -

know the easiest way to get a nun pregnant?


dress her up like an alter boy

That's uncalled for!

 

[andyo]

Originally posted by Zarn


That's uncalled for!

zarn - i'm a catholic republican from nj too - hell i named my puppy reagan after the best president ever - just a joke

 

[andyo]

ok - don't like that one - how about this one -

know why divorces are so expensive?

because they are worth it!

but seriously - i'm not married yet - i figure why rush into the first marriage, when my second wife isn't even born yet

hi-yo - don't forget to tip your waitresses - you've been a great crowd

 

[andyo]

ok - one more-

know why mike tyson crys after sex?

pepper spray will do that to you