KaiserIOT: Dream of a World

The government of Egypt expresses severe distaste at some of the new Mexican laws, notably the child labor one.

This is for the better good.

OOC: NON of this reflect my real values.
 
The better good is maimed orphans, begging for food because nobody will take them?
We cannot in good judgement peruse Mexican products anymore, and thus Embargo Mexico.

Actually, Orphans buildings are like hotels and are for the government so the orphans have the best service. We won't embargo anyone either that we recognize.

Also, I would like to invite corporations to make factories here. You can set your own wage, condition and ETC. All for a fee of course.
 
We will now cut all welfare and rise the retirement age to 85 years old. The state no privatize ALL business and services.
No welfare. No govt orphanage.
In addition, the legalisation of slavery in the 2020s is reprehensible and we encourage other nations to join us in our embargo.
 
No welfare. No govt orphanage.
In addition, the legalisation of slavery in the 2020s is reprehensible and we encourage other nations to join us in our embargo.

I changed that part. All welfare EXPECT Orphanage. Is it better now?

And sure... Slavery is bad but Yugoslavia killing Muslims and Romans isn't as bad
 
There is a difference between a conduct of war and slavery; the former can be used against the forces of chaos, while the latter is a demonstration of chaos in its more brutal and primal forms. Director Vinsin Vancore freed Wyoming from the idols of slavery and will continue to stand against any enslaving force for such forces are terrorists who seek to strike against peace and order. The Director of the Gethic Hand gives support to the Egyptian government in their brave struggle against the forces of chaos, while the Director hopes that Mexico may redeem itself from the examples of Egypt and the Gethic Hand.
 
There is a difference between a conduct of war and slavery; the former can be used against the forces of chaos, while the latter is a demonstration of chaos in its more brutal and primal forms. Director Vinsin Vancore freed Wyoming from the idols of slavery and will continue to stand against any enslaving force for such forces are terrorists who seek to strike against peace and order. The Director of the Gethic Hand gives support to the Egyptian government in their brave struggle against the forces of chaos, while the Director hopes that Mexico may redeem itself from the examples of Egypt and the Gethic Hand.

Oh right. Killing Muslims isn't bad at all! :p So i can kill Muslims and you all won't mind.
 
what the hell is Mexico, the new north Korea?

the Emperor, disgusted with Mexico's new economic reforms, ends the alliance between our nations, and embargo's the nation. he orders the mexican embassy closed, all mexican citizens expelled, and all Romans in Mexico recalled.

those in the senate is considering military action.
 
what the hell is Mexico, the new north Korea?

the Emperor, disgusted with Mexico's new economic reforms, ends the alliance between our nations, and embargo's the nation. he orders the mexican embassy closed, all mexican citizens expelled, and all Romans in Mexico recalled.

those in the senate is considering military action.

Oh right. I forgot:

ALL MUSLIMS ARE BEING ORDERED TO DIE IN BURNING FIRE

I guess that's okay since Yugoslavia is doing the same thing and no one except me complained about that
 
In light of this we are now suddenly open to possible trade deal and a defense pact with Constantinople, on the grounds that we have a agent of chaos as a common issue of consideration. Though the Gethic did support Yugoslavians efforts against Constantinople we find that such a goal pales to the aim of ensuring that Mexico does not hinder peace and order, thus granting a relationship reset button for both Constantinople and the Hand.
 
In light of this we are now suddenly open to possible trade deal and a defense pact with Constantinople, on the grounds that we have a agent of chaos as a common issue of consideration. Though the Gethic did support Yugoslavians efforts against Constantinople we find that such a goal pales to the aim of ensuring that Mexico does not hinder peace and order, thus granting a relationship reset button for both Constantinople and the Hand.

the Roman Empire reminds Vancore that we are the Roman Empire, not Constantinople. although Ankara makes sense, too. :p

anyway, the Emperor agrees that there be a defense pact between us against Mexico, and our relationship is hereby normalized. trade agreement as well.
 
The German government is dissapointed with the actions of Mexico, claiming to defend against the Gethic while managing to become a dystopia of its own. Most, if not all of these new laws will throw Mexico back to the Medieval Ages of Worker's Rights. Or maybe back to the Medieval Ages in all sectors, considering the decision for Muslims.
We invite all Muslim and Mexican refugees alike to come and find a safe haven in Germany, should they seek one.
 
The German government is dissapointed with the actions of Mexico, claiming to defend against the Gethic while managing to become a dystopia of its own. Most, if not all of these new laws will throw Mexico back to the Medieval Ages of Worker's Rights.

Oh right. It's bad to legalize slavery but killing Muslims and Mexicans is not or becoming a communist, having monarchy with power in the 21st century robot party, dictator killing everyone, Cults killing heretics, Yugoslavia killing Muslims, napalm bombing, bribing and ETC
 
This is the real, ugly face of capitalism. The capitalist reactionary pigs want to enslave the workers and they start their enslavement from Mexico. The USBR denounces Mexico and hereby severs all relations with them and embargoes them

We call the Mexican workers to revolt against the capitalist dictators and establish a dictatorship of the proletariat. Workers of the World Unite!
 
I Shoal Make capitalists stop operating in all places. I will provide more benefits to capitalists if the come to Mexico and stop selling goods in anywhere except Mexico. It's completely optional. You can operate at both Mexico and other places too. but if you serve Mexico only, you'll get many bonuses.

Also, i unite capitalists from all over the world to unite and create a capitalist utopia. Wealthy s of the world, unite!
 

Also, i unite capitalists from all over the world to unite and create a capitalist utopia. Wealthy s of the world, unite!

Given that all measures are bad for business, terrible for any multinational's public relations arm, and has already started looking down the barrel of increased tariffs and embargoes, no, this isn't a capitalist utopia. See, this only works in a scenario where other countries can't simply raise tariffs against imports from Mexico so high that they're no cheaper than buying from countries with better labor conditions.

I could do an entire essay about each and every flaw of these laws, and I probably will tonight in the Scarlet Press. I have no idea you thought this would be a good idea considering you already lack friends internationally, and what better way to lose even the support of neutrals than unfair labor practices eroding on the wages of every other worker in every other country? Yes, expect tariffs and embargoes and expect all these measures to fail simply because nobody likes dealing with a country engaging unfairly in trade.
 
oh, before we forget, Mexico is embargoed byt he Roman Empire. and we may consider actively blockading Mexico.
 
The Pahlavi Shahdom cuts off all relations with all powers enacting discriminative laws against the Muslim faithful. We encourage our bretherens to do the same.
 
OOh. Sorry. I was angry. So

I hereby cancel the order of killing Muslims. No Muslims have been killed
 
As much as I love a good satire, VGL, you really need to stop shooting yourself in the foot. :p

we are now suddenly open to possible trade deal and a defense pact with Constantinople
And thus Gethic hypocrisy comes full circle.
 
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