Kill the user above you

[W|M]

You die by having lasers shot into your rectum.

 

[JohannaK]

You are killed by those lasers' batteries exploding in front of your face

 

[SamSniped]

You are killed by being too close to said explosion

 

[JohannaK]

You die of cancer provoked by the radiation of said explosion.

 

[SamSniped]

I discover the cure for cancer before I die and use it on myself while withholding it from you

Then I destroy the recipe

 

[JohannaK]

But I create a Time machine and steal the recipe before you use it, destroying your investigation, so you die before rediscovering it

 

[SamSniped]

Unfortunately you stole the false copy!
I recreate the real cure and use it on myself, then burn the recipe!

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

I destroy the entire universe with my Epicness, except for one planet that I can rule over. All the other humans are dead.

 

[clearmurky]

I go back in time and blow the earth up before you made the recipe.

 

[JohannaK]

You all fight each other for the recipe, resulting in deadly wounds for everybody.

 

[mayor]

I kill you.. plain and simple, nothing fancy, I just kill you... why? Just because.

 

[W|M]

I steal Michael Fox's car and use it in a ridiculously complex plan to kill you.

 

[JohannaK]

But I devised an incredibly sophisticated plan to kill you with an absurdingly complicated trap.

 

[SamSniped]

You all fight each other for the recipe, resulting in deadly wounds for everybody.

A hot nurse fixes me up. Then I kill you with C4 while saying "Silence! I kill you!"

 

[W|M]

That hot nurse is hot because she is on fire. She trips and falls on you, setting you on fire. However, you are quite the fighter, and survive until the fire burns out. However, you die 2 hours later due to your wounds.

 

[Buddhafish]

You die a long and painful death as I use the Vietnam War torture of growing a stalk of bamboo through your body.

 

[Sparthage]

You die after I smite you (since I am now a god in a civ3 story). FEAR MY DIVINE WRATH!

 

[SamSniped]

Since I died by fire, I come up through the ground and burn you to Hell. Literally.

 

[JohannaK]

But I call the firefighters and they stop Hell from roasting Earth.

 

[SamSniped]

Your firefighters used the water on a fire partially caused by electricity. And souls. now how do you think that turned out?