Locations of NESers

[Lord_Iggy]

This is a thread with two purposes:

One, to show the locations of NESers worldwide.

Two, to provide a suitable thread for the wars between the shadow empires formed by arbitrarily giving control of lands to the nearest NESer.

The Penguins, and all of the other various races of the multiverse, pronounce this thread open!

 

[Masada]

Manatee Unite! For the Masaderist Empire!

Penguins held in foul bondage by my horrible neighbour to the South! Liberation of Pengiuns is a priority!

 

[Amon Savag]

Orders:

-Set up the "Blood Runs": A vast series of patrols with one aim only. Any citizen of any land who crosses into my borders get slaughtered by the Blood Runs..
-Grow economy by exploiting my rural resources.
-Strap nukes to my men, and send them out to the neighboring countries and have them shout "Amon Ack-Bar" before clicking a button that makes a flag shoot out of the nuke saying "Bang"... Make sure that those little kid guns with the fake noises goes off at this point.. The "Whelelelelelelelew PKAHW!" noise.


Hey Iggahw... Where's orders for my NES!

Oh yes... forgot an order...

Orders continued: Stake claims to ALL of Mars, and send a team to mars to make bottled martian water, which should give my country a significant boost in the economy section.

 

[erez87]

Well... invade celtic's Lybia!

 

[Symphony D.]

<<Login Information Requested.>>
<<Login Confirmed.>>
<<Activating Defense Grid...>>

[STANDBY]

MOBILIZING:

• Luke AFB
• Davis-Monthan AFB
• Fort Huachuca
• MCAS Yuma
• Yuma Proving Ground

OBJECTIVES:

1. Reactivation: Air Force Facility Missile Site 8
2. Acquisition: Los Alamos National Laboratory, White Sands Missile Range, Holloman AFB, Cannon AFB
3. Acquisition: Kirtland AFB, Nellis AFB, Nevada Test and Training Range
4. Acquisition: Dyess AFB, MCAGCC 29 Palms
5. TBD

RELEASE:

• Nuclear: GRANTED
• Biological: DENIED
• Chemical: DENIED
• Informational: GRANTED

[STANDBY]

<<Executing Orders...>>

 

[Kentharu]

My orders are

send all my soldiers, giant attack muffin dogs, walking cripple people who shoot lazer beams out of their eyes, the "yea... I'm gonna have to ask you to go ahead and get those TPS reports in there tomorrow... yea..." guys, as well as my army of super clone/not clone army to ATTACK! thin air

THIN AIR WILL NOT BE TOLERATED! no longer shall we be enslaved by "Breathing".

Also death to penguins

 

[Amon Savag]

Further orders:

Have my soldiers invent nano-bots that will take apart the ozone layer, and unleash them.

Sorry to cut this NES short, guys...

 

[Symphony D.]

You're already too late, cheese-bot, the blackhole machine at CERN is going to beat you to the punch anyway.

 

[flyingchicken]

Mobilize all resources towards the conquest of Masadaland.

 

[Neverwonagame3]

Is it too late to sign up? I live in Victoria.

 

[silver 2039]

Help flyingchicken conquer Masada.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

There are many places named Victoria... should I put you in the Capital off the province of British Columbia, near a large African Waterfall, or in Australia?

 

[flyingchicken]

Neverwonagame should have bases in ALL the Victorias of the world.

 

[Neverwonagame3]

There are many places named Victoria... should I put you in the Capital off the province of British Columbia, near a large African Waterfall, or in Australia?

Australia.

 

[Matt0088]

Continue invasion of my east and west neighbors.
MY WILL SHALL BE DONE!!!
or esle!!!

 

[silver 2039]

Also fortify my northern and western borders with super secret, underground impregnable mountain strongholds. Build a super secret mountain base command center in the Himalayas and to create biologically engineered hordes of Yeti's.

 

[Neverwonagame3]

Mobolising my resources for the defence of Masada.

 

[bestshot9]

I am in Mobile, Alabama, and if I may join, I'd like to send an expiditionary team back to the homeland (Portland, Oregon) to see whom I can trick into coming here and then enslave them and start giant clay plantations to jump start our economy!

 

[D'Artagnan59]

Mobilize resources.

Attack with Pitbulls and Dog Catcher Catchers. Have humans by. Attack with the three at Montreal. Still unleash Great White Sharks at Quebec City while setting others on fire.

Sweep New York with just regular army.

 

[Dreadnought]

Orders: build an underground city that becomes an economic center. make sure no one can get in.