Go OHIO!
I recall all Mecenaries as flushing is my Ancestrial home! I stole all the money and sent them to attack Bombshoo from behind.
Seriously, I lived in Flushing for a LONG time. I literally lived at Flushing Libary... if I think, there was this person who looked like he or she can be SP or Carmen if I can try to remember. It is fuzzy though.

like a kitten being pushed through a trombone
Abbadons brigades of flaming queers had minced their way through stoutest defenses
To: Emu
From: The Enlightened Neo-Celtic Druidate of Daftpanzer
We propose an NAP. The south is what we should be wary of, don't you agree?