Mafia Game: Monty Python and the Holy Grail (GAME THREAD)

unvote:abstain vote: pinman
 
Host note:

It was asked privately if players lose their ability to vote after they die; that is standard policy for my games, and is generally considered the standard of all games.
 
unvote, vote:seon
 
Plarq: 9 (Pinman, Seon, hell_hound, Renata, oyzar, Winston Hughes, PaulusIII, Camikaze, civplayah)
Pinman: 8 (cindle, taillesskangaru, Sprig, Civgeneral, Choxorn, CCRunner, plarq, cubsfan6506)
Sprig: 5 (Backwards Logic, Catharsis, rhawn, Izipo, Love)
Seon: 2 (TheLastOne, ZPV)
Pizzaface: 1 (Double A)

Abstain: Snerk,


See error in tally, please inform me.

NOT VOTING:

Stuck in Pi- 1 post
Nictel- 0 posts
kill fire- 0 posts
Sithlord447- 0 posts



Edit: Time expired. Writeup to follow.
 
Day One​


Camelot.
Main Hall.
The assembled guests are arguing among themselves.

King Arthur: My loyal subjects... please settle down.

The arguing continues.

King Arthur: PLEASE settle down!

More shouting and bickering.

King Arthur: Shut up! Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

Sir Launcelot (drawing his sword): Sire, they may become too unruly. Shall I silence them sir?

King Arthur: No thank you. Hand me that chicken.

Sir Launcelot (pointing to Sir Robin): That one sir?

King Arthur: No, the one with feathers.

Launcelot hands him the chicken. King Arthur smashes Launcelot on the head with it, causing a loud metallic clanging noise. This apparently gets the attention of the mob.

King Arthur: Please good people, I am in haste. Who have we determined, through logic and reason, to be a witch? Sorry, I mean... a traitor to England. Have we found any of the Knights who Say Ni?

The people murmur, and push a man from the center of the crowd forward against his will. He seems confused by all this attention, and when he is unceremoniously kicked in the rear end and sent sprawling onto his stomach, he seems to feel quite betrayed. Arthur looks at the old man, and takes pity on him.

King Arthur: This is the one you've determined is one of the Knights who say Ni? This is the crazy old man from scene twenty-four. He is the bridgekeeper who asks the five questions...

Sir Bedevere: Three questions...

King Arthur: Three questions... and if you answer correctly... what happens?

Arthur suddenly looks confused and trails off. Sir Bedevere shrugs. Arthur looks at Launcelot, who realizes the King is paying attention to him and happily grabs for his sword, only to get a disapproving look from the King, so he sulks and puts his sword away.

Old man from scene 24 (impatiently): ...who would cross the bridge of death must answer me these questions three.

King Arthur: Yes, yes, we know that. If we answer the questions then what?

Old man from scene 24: You get to cross the bridge.

King Arthur: Wait a minute. If you're here, who is guarding the bridge of death?

Old man from scene 24 (thinks for a moment, then shrugs): I don't know...

Suddenly, the Old man is lifted up into the sky, and dropped into the Gorge of Eternal Peril. Which was quite a long distance from Camelot, at least one swallow's flight away. That's an unladen swallow's flight, by the way. It was at least two laden swallows' flights away, four given a coconut on a line between them....

GOD: GET ON WITH IT!!!!

Right. And so the Old man from scene 24 was destroyed, possibly for failing to answer King Arthur's three questions. Arthur sent his knights to go find the body and examine it, and although many of them died in the attempt, they successfully retrieved the Old Man's body, and they conclusively determined that the Old man, Plarq, was NOT one of the Knights who Say Ni. In fact, it turns out that the Old man from scene 24 was...



HolyGrail103.jpg


...An investigator, aligned with England​



French Taunter: HA! You silly English Kn-n--n-n-n-iggg'hts are such empty-headed animal food trough wipers. Go and boil your bottoms!!!

This was not a good start for the people of England. As the sun set behind the Castle of Camelot, the Knights of the Round table were in a foul mood. No one said much of anything, except one of the more outspoken peasants who argued that anarcho-syndicalism would bring about more freedom, to which his mother replied "Who cares about freedom? We haven't got enough mud."




Begin Night One. Please get your orders in during the next 24 hours, but I will extend it to 48 if I don't get them all.



EDIT: Game write-ups will be posted on the second post of this thread as well, for your convenience.
 
This man was no kn-night who says ni!

If the knight known as Seon starts another bandwagon next day, i swear on my sword i will vote against him.

:mischief:
 
Plarq, no offense, but if you're an investigator and you're about to get lynched, don't you think it'd be a good idea to, you know, tell someone?

I'll be away most of the weekend, back for real Tuesday.
 
I don't think he's allowed to tell anybody that he's an investigator.
 
Clarification:

When he's alive, he's allowed to claim whatever he wants, provided he doesn't quote his role PM.

When he's dead, that's not allowed.
 
We would never have taken the risk of lynching you if you said that.
 
On the first day at least.
 
"Oh Lord please forgive me!"

Back now, was on a little trip with school :mischief:
Please don't kill me :P
 
back then, I was merely trying to save pinman and was on a trip to Boston. Pls don't kill me :p
 
I was on TWC and the org. Please don't kill me.
 
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