Major victory in the Imperial War on Terror

[jlvfr]

Recording of Luke Skywalker:

Everything the Imperial Media has told you is a lie! The Death Star was an Imperial Death Star! Darth Vader renounced the Emperor! Vader is Anikan Skywalker, my father!

Wth... the guy even has "daddy issues"? Seriously? Get a shrink...

 

[choxorn]

That's probably just the Rebels, spouting their usual nonsense.

 

[B-29 Bomber]

Luke: It's all true... I swear...