March Patch Notes (formerly february)

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Rumour has it that the forthcoming patch will cause spontaneous orgasms in 33% of all Civ5 players.

If Civ5 can do that to you, then you probably have a serious case of premature ejaculation...
 
More like Civilization 5 having so little to do with building, it would be "erectile disfunction". ;)
 
Based on recent events in the Middle East, apparently the major cause of mass population unhappiness are way-too-long-time leaders. And since our beloved Civ leaders stay all the way, we should just get free unhappiness all the time. :lol:
 
Regarding Victory... in the ideal system there should be only 3 "Victories".. ie points at which the game ends

1. Eliminate all opponents*
2. "Escape the map" ie science victory
3. Time runs out


And in the best game, you wouldn't have a "Winner"... each player would get a number of points from the game, and those points would not be compared.

(ie a player never "wins" a game, they just get a score [unless they lose])

*Eliminating all opponents should be doable through any combination of Conquest OR Diplomacy (Unify two empires as one)... Culture+Gold should be a means of bringing about Conquest or Diplomatic elimination
 
Originally Posted by Horizons View Post
Rumour has it that the forthcoming patch will cause spontaneous orgasms in 33% of all Civ5 players.

As far as I'm concerned I managed to resist wetting my panties by just reading the patch notes.

We'll see what happens, when those finally get implemented. :)
 
Regarding Victory... in the ideal system there should be only 3 "Victories".. ie points at which the game ends

1. Eliminate all opponents*
2. "Escape the map" ie science victory
3. Time runs out


And in the best game, you wouldn't have a "Winner"... each player would get a number of points from the game, and those points would not be compared.

(ie a player never "wins" a game, they just get a score [unless they lose])

*Eliminating all opponents should be doable through any combination of Conquest OR Diplomacy (Unify two empires as one)... Culture+Gold should be a means of bringing about Conquest or Diplomatic elimination

I don't like your idea. In my opinion a perfect civ game would have many, many way to win, each one being significantly different from each other.
 
Any rumours of release date for this patch?
 
Mistä näitä Suomalaisia oikein tulee? Foorumi täynnä Suomalaisia... :D
Jaa-a sen kun tietäis. Päivitystä odotan ja lueskelen täältä juttuja.
 
Perkelen suomalaiset! :mad: ;)

J'comprends rien de c'que vous dites mais c'est vrai qu'il faudrait une ostie de date de sortie pour qu'on sache où ce qu'on s'en va icitte d'dans tabarnak! :lol:
 
No Finnish is, as we swedes call it, babytalk!! hehe! Im just being silly really. I find the Finns to be Swedens best Scandinavian neighbours.
 
J'comprends rien de c'que vous dites mais c'est vrai qu'il faudrait une ostie de date de sortie pour qu'on sache où ce qu'on s'en va icitte d'dans tabarnak! :lol:

mon dieu! du français canadien!
Rien qu'en lisant, on entend l'accent!!!

blague à part, je croyais qu'on écrivait tabernacle...
 
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