Your wish is my command. Hee hee.
Preflight check: Everything AOK except for HC not going to war. We'll try and change that.
I switch to a bunker and Micromanage to get over 100 production so we can get it in 1 turn. We don't lose any science but we lose 2 food. Meh.
Isabella is not interested in hearing anymore of my lies.
Benjamin Franklin joined to Berlin. We now have 766 Beakers.
Oh, do we get any Gold/turn for water? Stupid thieving Incans.
Turn 1 (1848 AD) Bunker is built.
Our percentage chance of getting a Great Engineer is now 19% and rising.
Apollo in 14, Fiber Optics in 8.
"Sorry, Merz01, talk does not interest us." Stupid Izzy.
Turn 2 (1850 AD)
HC's Golden Age has ended. Awww...
Nothing else going on.
Turn 3 (1852 AD)
Vicky offers Nationalism for our Liberalism and 1000 gold. She must think I have stupidism. I file that under R for rejected. Great Engineer percentage chance now up to 20%.
"Your lying words pollute the heavens, Merz01." *Sigh*
Does talking to an AI every turn annoy them?
Turn 4 (1854 AD)
HC adopts Vassalage. Is he gearing up for war?
"Stop pestering me!" I think she secretly likes the attention.
Turn 5 (1856 AD)
HC declares war on Victoria! Woo hoo!
Hmmmm....Cyrus will declare war on Mao for 3030 gold. I will keep that in mind.
Turn 6 (1858 AD)
Warwick has been captured by the Incans. Isabella makes peace with Mao.

Our lying words still pollute the heavens according to Izzy. The cost for Cyrus DOWing on Mao is down to a mere 2970 gold.
Turn 7 (1860 AD)
Cyrus' DOW will now cost 3000 gold. I decide to go for it. It will leave us with 379 gold at 104 gold/turn. War should slow their tech down and hopefully these two titans will fight for a good long time. Mao is still pleased with us.
Turn 8 (1862 AD)
Naturally the Survey of wealthiest nations comes in the turn after we spend 3000 gold. We are still 5th though.
Cyrus adopts Theocracy and Vassalage. Go get him!
Nottingham fell to the Incans and is promptly burnt to the ground. Seems to be the best possible outcome.
Turn 9 (1864 AD)
Fiber Optics in. *Sweet* ^^ Nice to see that the Kremlin is obsoleted. No cheapy rush buys by the computer now.
Fission is the most expensive tech at 8222 beakers so I select that. It will take 9 turns.
I switch Apollo (6 turns) to The Internet which will take 14 turns. We are losing 1 food/turn but we will get Biology for free before we starve.
Cyrus has 6 Artillery, a SAM infantry and 9 Cavalry outside Tianjin. Mao has a 2/3 strength Infantry, a 1/4 Strength Infantry and a Cannon. Hmmmm...
Turn 10 (1866 AD)
Tianjin is captured as expected. There are 2 Persian Artillery, 3 SAM Infantry and 7 Cavalry in the city. Outside there are 9 Artillery and 5 Cavalry. Wow.
Ah...there's Zapotec. It's Chinese. I'm sure not for long though, looking at the Persian forces.
Turn 11 (1868 AD)
Victoria offers Open Borders. I turn her down.
Saladin offers Furs for Hit Musicals. Rejected.
Turn 12 (1870 AD)
The parade of idiots continues. Izzy wants peace for Liberalism. I counteroffer 300 gold and she jumps at it. Hee hee.
The Incans capture Chinook (A Southern English Tundra city) and raze it to the ground. I like his style.
Mao has 2 tanks outside of Tarsus. Should be an interesting war.
Turn 13 (1872 AD)
London has been captured by the Incans. Vicky is down to one city. Ow!
Turn 14 (1874 AD) Vicky converts to Buddhism and then is promptly destroyed. Somewhere there is a lesson to be learned in all that. The English are destroyed within a mere 10 turns. Oof..
I buy HC's World Map for 100 gold. HC kept Warwick and London and burnt the rest. Good boy.
Turn 15 (1876 AD)
Not much going on. Fission in 3 turns. The Internet in 8 turns. All is peaceful in Berlin. Great person due in 4 turns. After Micromanagement we are at even food and we will still get The Internet in 8 turns.
The Persians have 8 Cavalry and 3 Artillery outside of Circassian near us. Should be an interesting battle to watch.
Good luck. I hope the big dogs will continue to slug it out. Looks like the Persians have the upper hand at the moment. Maybe HC would be interested in going back to war again now that he has had a taste for blood. ^^
Our beautiful city.