Daftpanzer
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Dear Councillor North King,
Thankyou for your interest in luxury properties and housing developments within the Panzerholme area. We hope the following may be of interest to you.
Development Site
A large hillside plot is available for development of high-quality housing for registered council members.
This site benefits from proximity to the Council Chambers, Zoological Gardens, the Olde Foodhaus, and the soon-to-be-redeveloped Central Plaza. It offers stunning views over the rest of Panzerholme, and with proximity to the city walls and the newly-refurbished West Gatehouse, the site also offers maximum security. City Guards are on call 24 / 7.
The site can be yours today for only [XXXtortionate] Geldmarks. Please be aware that planning applications will have to be approved by the Greater Panzerholme Government.
Westshore Mansion
Daftpanzer’s former holiday home is now on the market for responsible buyers:
Impressive kitchen/dining area with both indoor and outdoor seating:
Plentiful interior spaces:
Spacious master bedroom with patented Waterfall-Effect curtains:
Basement swimming pool adjacent to Panzerholme Bay:
Rooftop terrace offers stunning panoramic views over the Panzerholme area:
Property includes highly-trained service staff and extensive grounds on the western peninsular.
Please be aware this property is located outside the Panzerholme city walls, and owners will be responsible for their own security. Guide price: [ZOMG111!!!] Geldmarks.
Many thanks,
Panzerholme Properties - Making Every Block Count
Thankyou for your interest in luxury properties and housing developments within the Panzerholme area. We hope the following may be of interest to you.
Development Site
A large hillside plot is available for development of high-quality housing for registered council members.

This site benefits from proximity to the Council Chambers, Zoological Gardens, the Olde Foodhaus, and the soon-to-be-redeveloped Central Plaza. It offers stunning views over the rest of Panzerholme, and with proximity to the city walls and the newly-refurbished West Gatehouse, the site also offers maximum security. City Guards are on call 24 / 7.

The site can be yours today for only [XXXtortionate] Geldmarks. Please be aware that planning applications will have to be approved by the Greater Panzerholme Government.
Westshore Mansion
Daftpanzer’s former holiday home is now on the market for responsible buyers:

Impressive kitchen/dining area with both indoor and outdoor seating:

Plentiful interior spaces:

Spacious master bedroom with patented Waterfall-Effect curtains:

Basement swimming pool adjacent to Panzerholme Bay:

Rooftop terrace offers stunning panoramic views over the Panzerholme area:

Property includes highly-trained service staff and extensive grounds on the western peninsular.

Please be aware this property is located outside the Panzerholme city walls, and owners will be responsible for their own security. Guide price: [ZOMG111!!!] Geldmarks.
Many thanks,
Panzerholme Properties - Making Every Block Count