Mini- IOT I: The Cradle of Civilization

[NedimNapoleon]

Hittite Empire
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Color - Orange
Government - Constitutional Monarchy
Religion - Wurrukatte (God of war)
Culture - Indo-European
Claims -

Spoiler :

 

[Mango Elephant]

I warn all civilizations of Greece, Macedonia and Anatolia - stay the hell out of my islands.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

The Hittite Empire has no interest in claiming Islands

 

[Link]

I warn all civilizations of Greece, Macedonia and Anatolia - stay the hell out of my islands.

So I can claim your islands? Cool.

 

[civplayah]

Wow, with the rate of sign-ups so far, both of the people signed up for the lottery will be in...

 

[Mango Elephant]

So I can claim your islands? Cool.

If you do I shall rain blood and thunder on your barbaric tribe.

 

[Link]

If you do I shall rain blood and thunder on your barbaric tribe.

You puny island dwelling fools will be the 1st to feel the sting of Armenian spears.

 

[Mango Elephant]

You puny island dwelling fools will be the 1st to feel the sting of Armenian spears.

You live next to the Black Sea. You cannot reach my land.

 

[Link]

You live next to the Black Sea. You cannot reach my land.

Not a good day for you is it? First couldn't tell that I wasn't in anatolia, and now you can't recognize the Caspian sea.

 

[Mango Elephant]

Not a good day for you is it? First couldn't tell that I wasn't in anatolia, and now you can't recognize the Caspian sea.

I knew you weren't in Anatolia. I don't recognize the foreign lands where fiends such as your ugly self govern. I could give a rat's sorry ass where the Caspian sea is.

 

[Link]

Armenia demands a formal apology.

 

[Mango Elephant]

Armenia shall get no formal apology. Uppity nations built on arrogance shall not recieve anything from my grand kingdom except disdain.

 

[Link]

Then, you will be destroyed.

 

[Mango Elephant]

Destroyed by what? Your land is far away from mine, not to mention your men lack the will to make the long march to my kingdom. And where will you get the boats to launch your sick campaign of jealousy and spite?

 

[Link]

We will say no more to our enemy.

 

[Mango Elephant]

A coward's way out. I expected no better from a two-bit ho-bag such as yourself.

 

[Link]

History will remember you as the king who led his people to seeing their cities burn in front of their eyes and endlessly laboring as slaves. They will fear me, but they will curse your memory.

 

[Mango Elephant]

So not only are you arrogant and ugly, but you also go back on your word.

 

[civplayah]

It's turn 0. Cool down, and wait until turn 1 to war.

 

[Link]

He insulted the brave armenian people!