"Clearly, I should have the book because I, as a completely stereotypical farmer, can't read. Therefore, the book will do the least harm in my hands.
If anyone objects to this by discussing either the truth of my statement or my generalization on farmers, I refer them to the following tautological argument which proves that I'm right:
I never lie because I always speak the truth. Therefore, I'm right."
The farmer nods, content with his speech. "Also, I like buttered lion steaks," he adds, should anyone feel like obtaining and sharing such a delicacy inside the asylum-like residence.