Afforess
The White Wizard
Sorry for coming late, had a party and am not entirely sober atm.![]()

Now for an example that (for some) qualifies for your comparison:
Code:public class Multiplier { public static void main(String[] args) { Scanner input = new Scanner(System.in); int value1, value2; System.out.print("Enter first value: "); value1 = input.nextInt(); System.out.print("Enter second value: "); value2 = input.nextInt(); if (value1 % value2 > 0) { System.out.printf("%d is not a multiple of %d", value1, value2); } else { System.out.printf("%d is a multiple of %d", value1, value2); } } }
That is actual code. It's extremely simple code (I hate having to take basic classes onI already know... So very much. Especially when you can only use techniques already covered in the class.
), but it is still code, and many would have no idea what it says.
Let me impress you. First off, it's Java! Yeah, the world of Java!. It prints a the statement "Enter first value" onto the command line, retrieves a integer value from the command, does that again. Then, it uses the modulus function to check whether the second number is a multiple of the first number, and prints that. Harrah! I took CPS 180 (Intro to Java) a year ago. My prof would be proud. And yes, I felt the same way as you. He was talking about "Variables" and "Datatypes", and I was wanting to get onto for loops and stuff... Now i'm finally in new territory this year. C and Assembly code. The wonders of base-8, base-16, and computer architecture. Did I mention my other major is Meteorology?

....While you earn points for the Ender reference
Ender FTW. But actually, I thought his brother was a more interesting character.
And I agree with pretty much everything else you said. 3:40 am here... headache, can't think....