Yes Alfred, I DO find it convenient the only waterfall in Gotham isn't a popular hiking destination even though there's a road leading to it.
Caught Robin lifting his shirt and pointing at his abs in the mirror. Not sure what he meant by "The Situation", but I'm canceling cable.
Using a confiscated umbrella flamethrower to grill up some dogs. It's good to be the Batman.
Another Robin died today. Vat of acid. I'm really going to miss this one. He was a scary good barista.
I have two recurring nightmares. 1. My parents' murder. 2. Being trapped in Arkham, forced to watch Jersey Shore.
Traffic on the freeway last night was awful so I drove on the rooftops. It actually takes a little longer but the news footage is hilarious.
New idea for a TV show. It's called "Gotham Shore." Basically the same as Jersey Shore except I shatter the cast's kneecaps.
This looks like a good weekend for camping! Outside Joker's hideout. With a flak cannon.
No Alfred, Labor Day is not a PAID DAY OFF!! And those burgers aren't going to grill themselves.
Again Alfred, it's a STEALTH FIGHTER JET shaped like a BAT and I use it to fight common STREET CRIME. WHAT ABOUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE?!
In the 40's the military investigated strapping tiny bombs to bats. So cruel. I want one.
Bridge traffic was horrible so I took Gotham Tunnel. With the Batwing. Shattered every car window in 10 blocks. There are perks to being me.
My sensei once taught me the forbidden "Dim-Mak Death Touch." I never considered using it. Until I saw The Situation.
Caught Robin lifting his shirt and pointing at his abs in the mirror. Not sure what he meant by "The Situation", but I'm canceling cable.
Using a confiscated umbrella flamethrower to grill up some dogs. It's good to be the Batman.
Another Robin died today. Vat of acid. I'm really going to miss this one. He was a scary good barista.
I have two recurring nightmares. 1. My parents' murder. 2. Being trapped in Arkham, forced to watch Jersey Shore.
Traffic on the freeway last night was awful so I drove on the rooftops. It actually takes a little longer but the news footage is hilarious.
New idea for a TV show. It's called "Gotham Shore." Basically the same as Jersey Shore except I shatter the cast's kneecaps.
This looks like a good weekend for camping! Outside Joker's hideout. With a flak cannon.
No Alfred, Labor Day is not a PAID DAY OFF!! And those burgers aren't going to grill themselves.
Again Alfred, it's a STEALTH FIGHTER JET shaped like a BAT and I use it to fight common STREET CRIME. WHAT ABOUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE?!
In the 40's the military investigated strapping tiny bombs to bats. So cruel. I want one.
Bridge traffic was horrible so I took Gotham Tunnel. With the Batwing. Shattered every car window in 10 blocks. There are perks to being me.
My sensei once taught me the forbidden "Dim-Mak Death Touch." I never considered using it. Until I saw The Situation.
