#6. The guy who cannot be bothered to bring a workout towel, but works up a big sweat and then goes onto the mats to stretch afterward, leaving a huge man-bear-pig-shaped slimy area on the mat when he is done.
#5. The guy who walks past the three urinals to go urinate in the stall, but won't lift the lid, so he sprinkles the seat.
#4. The guy who gets into the steam room and it isn't steamy enough, so he puts a bunch of wet, cold paper towels over the thermostat, but then he leaves the steam room without taking the paper towels off, so the steam room is 160 degrees Fahrenheit when I get there.
#3. The woman who takes up a lane of the lap pool (there are only three) doing her "exercise laps" which consist of slowing jogging/bobbing up and down the lanes for an hour and a half, keeping other people from getting in a quick work-out.
#2. The guy who cannot use the dumbbells anywhere near where the dumbbell racks are, and has to take them to the far corner of the gym to work out, but then cannot be bothered to bring them back to the dumbbell rack, or if he does, puts the 15-pound dumbbells back with one of them on the 40-pound rack and one of them on the 160-pound rack.
#1. The lady who sits on a workout machines and works out her gums incessantly on her cell phone, finally working in one set of the actual machine exercise every five minutes or so, but gives you the "oh, brother" look when you ask to work in a set.
And whoever sleeps on a couch is lucky, I sleep on a couch that can't even extend, which means it's about 1 meter wide.
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