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[Perfection]

Top 5 flavor varities of sunflower seeds (roasted salted inshell):

5. Salsa
4. Nacho Cheese
3. Regular salted in shell
2. Ranch
1. Salt & Pepper

 

[jeps]

Iggy's Top 5 Favourite Bands:

1. Duran Duran
2. REM
3. Three Dog Night
4. Sum 41
5. U2

j_eps' top 5 favourite bands:

5: R.E.M.
4: Red Hot Chili Peppers
3: The Who
2: The Beatles
1: u2

top 5 Beatles Albums

5: Rubber Soul
4: The Beatles (white album)
3: Revolver
2: Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band
1: Abbey Road

top 5 u2 Albums

5: The Unforgettable Fire
4: How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb
3: Achtung Baby
2: War
1: The Joshua Tree

Top 5 most popular guitar based digi bongo acapella rap funk and comedy folk duos from New Zealand:

5:
4: Flight of the Conchords
3:
2:
1:

 

[Perfection]

Top 5 things to watch on the USA Network
5. NCIS reruns
4. Monk
3. House reruns
2. Burn Notice
1. Psych

 

[downtown]

Top things to watch on USA Network, downtown edition

5. Psych
4. Burn Notice
3. Monk
2. Law and Order reruns
1. House reruns

 

[raketooy]

Top 5 things on my desk:

5. Math homework that I should be doing
4. Magic 8 Ball, which said 'Don't count on it' when I asked if we all die today
3. ½ litre bottle of Listerine, almost empty
2. Two broken Rubik's Cubes and one working one
1. An unopened can of Coca-Cola

 

[Annex]

Top 5 Reasons for the Gadsden Purchase

1.Provide route for transcontinental railroad
2.Keep Charleston an important seaport
3.Resolve border issues
4.Seize significant land from northern Mexico
5.Make Americans even less interested in maps

 

[Ingvina Freyr]

Top five ways to resurrect a thread:

5. pretend to be stupid and ask "what are you guys talking about? This news is liks 5 years old!" in a thread from 2002
4. call a faith healer
3. "How do I install this?"
2. Poster1: "I have <insert problem here>"
Poster2: "We addressed that on page x"
1. "I agree"

"I agree"


Top five ways of agreeing with someone's suggestion:

5. Saying "I agree".

4. Smiling with mouth shut, nodding your head slowly while closing your eyes for a second and a half to express sincerity and contemplation.

3. Placing right hand on other person's left shoulder, squeezing gently while looking into person's eyes saying (without emphasising any particular syllable) "I'm with you bro'.."

2. Pointing at other person with both index fingers and straight arms, with thumbs held out pointing inwards as if holding two guns leaning to the side, saying with loud voice "You know it, baby!"

and the number one way of agreeing with people's suggestions...

1. Actually doing what they're suggesting.

 

[Turner]

Top Five Ways To Deal With Necro'd Threads:

5. Lightly admonish the bumper with a kind and a
4. Close the thread, warn the bumper.
3. Delete the thread, permban the bumper.
2. IP Block the bumper and report them to their ISP for passing out kiddie porn.

And the number one way to deal with it:



Wait for it.



Wait for it.



1. Do < >

 

[NickyJ]

Top Five Ways to Avoid Moderator Troubles:

5. Don't post many things that could be misinterpreted.
4. Don't post anything that could be misinterpreted.
3. Don't post much.
2. Post zero times.
1. Post fewer than zero times.

That pretty much sums it up.

 

[W|M]

Top 5 games that I have installed on my laptop (including expansions and mods):

5) Rome: Total War
4) Civilization III
3) Civilization IV
2) Space Rangers 2
1) Europa Universalis III

Favourite musicians/bands (in no particular order):

5) Van Halen
4) Kaiser Chiefs
3) Deep Purple
2) Led Zeppelin
1) Rush

 

[SuperJay]

2. IP Block the bumper and report them to their ISP for passing out kiddie porn.

Christ, man!!

Note to self, never necro old threads while Turner is online

 

[Thoughtful Thug]

Top Five Ways To Deal With Necro'd Threads:

5. Lightly admonish the bumper with a kind and a
4. Close the thread, warn the bumper.
3. Delete the thread, permban the bumper.
2. IP Block the bumper and report them to their ISP for passing out kiddie porn.

And the number one way to deal with it:



Wait for it.



Wait for it.



1. Do < >

Man, you are capable of being evil.

 

[Abaddon]

Yay, one of my threads is back from the grave!

 

[Ingvina Freyr]

I was under the impression that starting a new thread on an old topic would have the other posters and/or moderators reproaching me for not using the search engine. Alas it seems my efforts to avoid scorn were in vain.


Top five ways of learning you don't know half of what you thought you knew:

5. Start working as a secret service agent.

4. Turn 30.

3. Read a book on Metaphysics

2. Be in a relationship with a woman.

1. Try walking the narrow road at CFC.

 

[Turner]

Nah, you did it right. I'd call it a topical, relevant bump.

If I was serious, there would have been a warning or some such. I saw an opportunity for a joke and took it.

 

[NickyJ]

I was under the impression that starting a new thread on an old topic would have the other posters and/or moderators reproaching me for not using the search engine. Alas it seems my efforts to avoid scorn were in vain.


Top five ways of learning you don't know half of what you thought you knew:

1. Try walking the narrow road at CFC.

I hear you on #1. I think you did the right thing. Expect scorn from somewhere, no matter what the cause.

 

[kiwitt]

5) Chess
4) Wargames Research Group - 1/300th Military Model Rules and combat
3) Close Combat III
2) Civilization IV: Beyond the Sword

And my own combining 4,3,2 and maybe even a bit of 5

1) Civilization IV: Beyond the Sword - Road to War Historical

Being able to make my own game makes it the best

 

[Ingvina Freyr]

Nah, you did it right. I'd call it a topical, relevant bump.

If I was serious, there would have been a warning or some such. I saw an opportunity for a joke and took it.

I guess if you were serious I'd be handcuffed, bent over the hood of a police car by now. But I did hide behind the curtains checking the street out of the window for a while .


My top five police officers I would like to be arrested by:

5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Top Five Funniest Instances From my First Week on PalTalk
---------------------------------------------------------
1. Witnessing a conversation between a Hindu-turned-Pentecostal and a Muslim interested in Mormonism being interrupted by a passionate man who claimed to be Jesus Christ.
2. Hearing a 60+ year old man wail along to "Livin' La Vida Loca" in a karaoke room
3. Having a user named "Harold Camping" enter a chat room just as people were starting a discussion on how ridiculous Camping's claims about the Rapture happening on 21 May were....and then seeing three people yell "Speak of the devil" at his appearance.
4. Hearing an 83-year old Catholic deacon attempt to answer a question about homosexuality while sounding dignified at 3 A.M. in the morning.
5. Listening to the host of a karaoke room try to talk over the sounds of his dogs barking while another member typed in the lyrics to "Who Let the Dogs Out".

 

[Japanrocks12]

Top 5 Names of the Year

5) Ulysses Castro
4) Shalom Dreampeace Compost
3) Delorean Blow
2) Commie Spead
1) Madz Negro