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Most random word?

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Swiss Bezerker, Dec 30, 2005.

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  1. Arvln

    Arvln Walikota Bogor

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    milk?.............
     
  2. madviking

    madviking north american scum

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    thought of some new ones:
    Glingligal
    Kongeeg
    Lumbolbs
    Flumabalobs
    Unabun
     
  3. Swiss Bezerker

    Swiss Bezerker Emperor

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    words become funny with the right sounds and meanings that would fit into not many situations.

    funniest body part: spleen. (the "ee" sound is hilarious)
    funniest phrase: unseriously horny platipus
     
  4. Jawz II

    Jawz II Oh Dear

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    for some reason "go boil your bottom, you plastic donkey ass biter" had me rolling around laughing, its from the monthy pyton knight movie

    that movie has to be one of the best comedies ive seen.
     
  5. Yuri2356

    Yuri2356 Test Screening

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    Ni!

    (Dun-na!!)
     
  6. Knowze Gungk

    Knowze Gungk NOT a mushroom

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    I think you mean, "go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!"

    Most people choose "I fart in your general direction" to be their favorite line from that speech, but for some reason "I wave my private parts at your auntie" caused me pain from laughter the first time I heard it it.
     
  7. North King

    North King blech

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    Rax. To stretch oneself before sleeping. :crazyeye:
     
  8. BlueBMW

    BlueBMW Chieftain

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    "Duber" always seemed to get a chuckle or two.
     
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    LLXerxes Space Travel is Boring

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    When you are using a name, try to use the names "Bob" or "Elmer" once or twice.
     
  10. Jawz II

    Jawz II Oh Dear

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    yeah, i think maybe the plastic donkeyass biter is from another part of the movie
     
  11. BCLG100

    BCLG100 Music Master

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    'steve' is also a common one used over here.
     
  12. Yuri2356

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    Especialy if naming something strange or exotic.

    Generaly, the more bizzare or astounding someone is, the more mundane their name must be to make them random. In a classic example of this at work:

    :viking: "There are those who call me... Tim?"
    -Tim the Enchanter.

    You'd expect for him to have some crazy, mystical, name with five syllables and a silent 'X' in there somewhere, but instead we just get - Tim.
     
  13. SoCalian

    SoCalian Deity

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    and if you've ever played magic the gathering, you would know that tim cards own.
     
  14. CivFan91

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    Shoehorn.
     
  15. KingCruz

    KingCruz The People are the Heros

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    Shiny Purple Cheese Pie Monkies :crazyeye:
     
  16. SoCalian

    SoCalian Deity

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    yell penis really loud in a middle school cafeteria and hear the snickers fly.
     
  17. The Condor

    The Condor On an excellent adventure

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    The sad thing is I laughed at that when I read it:blush:! I guess I am still a middle schooler at heart if that makes any sense at all:p!

    :hmm: How about... a pink and purple polka-dot panda bear that juggles three flaming chainsaws on a tightrope while teaching handicapped children the history of the brickwall that wears a tutu while doing the robot:D!

    Also, tim the enchanter ruled:rockon:!
     
  18. Quasimodo

    Quasimodo Bell Ringer

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    Nannyberry.

    :rolleyes:
     
  19. SoCalian

    SoCalian Deity

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    actually condor, Sexual Harasment Panda would be much funier.
     
  20. The Condor

    The Condor On an excellent adventure

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    :hmm: Yeah, your right. Or how about the guy who ran with scissors or any of the other bad animal advise givers;)?
     
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