Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Swiss Bezerker, Dec 30, 2005.
thought of some new ones:
words become funny with the right sounds and meanings that would fit into not many situations.
funniest body part: spleen. (the "ee" sound is hilarious)
funniest phrase: unseriously horny platipus
for some reason "go boil your bottom, you plastic donkey ass biter" had me rolling around laughing, its from the monthy pyton knight movie
that movie has to be one of the best comedies ive seen.
I think you mean, "go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!"
Most people choose "I fart in your general direction" to be their favorite line from that speech, but for some reason "I wave my private parts at your auntie" caused me pain from laughter the first time I heard it it.
Rax. To stretch oneself before sleeping.
"Duber" always seemed to get a chuckle or two.
When you are using a name, try to use the names "Bob" or "Elmer" once or twice.
yeah, i think maybe the plastic donkeyass biter is from another part of the movie
'steve' is also a common one used over here.
Especialy if naming something strange or exotic.
Generaly, the more bizzare or astounding someone is, the more mundane their name must be to make them random. In a classic example of this at work:
"There are those who call me... Tim?"
-Tim the Enchanter.
You'd expect for him to have some crazy, mystical, name with five syllables and a silent 'X' in there somewhere, but instead we just get - Tim.
and if you've ever played magic the gathering, you would know that tim cards own.
Shiny Purple Cheese Pie Monkies
yell penis really loud in a middle school cafeteria and hear the snickers fly.
The sad thing is I laughed at that when I read it! I guess I am still a middle schooler at heart if that makes any sense at all!
How about... a pink and purple polka-dot panda bear that juggles three flaming chainsaws on a tightrope while teaching handicapped children the history of the brickwall that wears a tutu while doing the robot!
Also, tim the enchanter ruled!
actually condor, Sexual Harasment Panda would be much funier.
Yeah, your right. Or how about the guy who ran with scissors or any of the other bad animal advise givers?
Separate names with a comma.