Thorvald of Lym
A Little Sketchy
We thank the Americans for their generous offer, but express reservations over committing to a binding alliance, as we do not currently possess a sovereign navy. As such, we cannot in good conscience request of the Empress a formal pledge to defence when our incapability for equal reciprocation would mean overburdening American responsibilities abroad. We would, however, be happy to revisit this proposal when circumstances are more favourable.The honorable Imperial Majesty Taylor I thanks the Chinese Union for its kind words and thoughts, and once again reiterates her assurances that the perpetrators of this foul murder will be brought to justice, no matter what office or status they protest and use as a shield.
We are honored to accept this non-aggression pledge, and indeed affirm the mutual nature of such a promise. We, the sovereign ruler of the Empire, extend to the Chinese Union the offer of a formal mutual defensive pact against the trepidations of aggressive nation-states and terror organizations the world over, in order to better defend ourselves in the event one of us is befallen with another such terrible deed as this. In light of our decision to make this offer, we have also decided to accept your offer of mutual trade, and are in the process of encouraging our major industries to focus business operations in the future on Chinese development and partnership.
We are honored to receive this offer from the Chinese Union toward assistance in the hunt for the Arlington Republicans, and we accept it wholeheartedly and the kind spirit with which it is sent. Your advisers will be listened to and their presence appreciated in the weeks to come, and perhaps both of our peoples can learn from each other.
Her Imperial Majesty, Sovereign Ruler of Imperium and the Lands in Vassalage to Her Throne,
~Empress Taylor I~
The USSR offers trade agreements to every country that wants one
Spoiler Dialoglog :
STALIN: Take the deal, Kukov.
KUKOV: We take the deal.
STALIN: Georgia accepts this deal.
KHIL
VON ESLING: We cannot currently support trade relations at this time.
FEGELEIN: Russia seems to have strayed from the original purpose of the revolution, and we happily accept this opportunity to realign the Soviets upon the correct socialist course.
BARABAS: Trade accepted.
SQUILLIAM: A-ha-ha-ha-ha! A nation of roach-eaters would hardly have anything worthwhile to offer our palette! Don't hold your breath.
STAVROS: Diplomatic circumstances forbid us from legislating formal trade relations at this time.
DEMOMAN: A'ight, ya blubbery Bolsheviks!
STUMPFEGGER: We welcome trade with Russia.
BLONDI: whine
ALBRECHT: We can agree to this.
MONTGOMERY: While we have some reasons not to trade, we can set them aside for the time being.
EVA: Unfortunately, we cannot accept trade at this time.
VERNON: Let's do business!
DE GROOT: OK.
VON GREIM: We regret to say that our merchant navy is overburdened, and would be incapable of upholding such an agreement at this time.
BURGDORF: I think everyone knows what I have to say about this.
REITSCH: We would be happy to accept.
HITLER: Gimme tribute or I'll send a gazillion axemen!
MONTEZILLA: Gimme tribute or I'll send a gazillion axemen!
HITLER: JINX!!
MONTEZILLA: <redacted> you Hitler, gimme tribute or I'll send TWO gazillion axemen!!
HILTER: Come at me, bro!
MONTEZILLA: It's fortunate for you that we have all the sacrifices we need at the moment. Next time you may not be so lucky!
HITLER: Wuss.
GÜNSCHE: We welcome trade relations with the Soviet Union.
GERDA: We must decline your offer for now.
HAASE: Certain Soviet attitudes discourage us from accepting this agreement.
DUKE: <redacted> yeah.
ANUBIS: Trade with the Soviets is acceptable.
MISCH: We accept your offer.
VEERS: We have no desire to trade at this time.
CHUIKOV: We happily support further attempts to advance the socialist cause.
BUSH: Trade... but... commies! Commies bad! Trade good! So conflicterated! DICK, HELP ME!!
HEWEL: We must respectfully decline for now.
HADDOCK: Aye, we can agree to this.
BORMANN: We accept.
HIMMLER: Argentina shall indulge your request.
GREENGRASS: Al-Al-Al-Al-Alright.
NADIA: We respectfully decline, as the logistics of such an arrangement are currently too inconvenient. Take the deal, Gradenko.
GRADENKO: But you just
NADIA: I said take the deal, Gradenko.
GRADENKO: Er, Siberia agrees to this proposal.
SCHENCK: This is not an arrangement to which we can commit ourselves at this time.
MacARTHUR: Trade with the dirty commies? Ha, ha ha ha ha ha!
AGUINALDO: The Philippines, on the other hand, accept.
MacARTHUR: Half the Philippines accept, and only because they're still occupied by a rebel government.
MAX: This reminds me of the time the Empire of Chinaactually, that's pretty much the punchline right there.
SAM: We'll take your offer. What about you, little buddy?
MAX: Oh, yeah, sure.
LINGE: Due to regional sensitivities over Australian affairs, we must currently decline this agreement.
BINKS: Wesa enjoyin da crunchy Formatter souls, muy muy!
M: No, thank you.
SPEER: I regret to say we must decline your offer.
MEYER: Happily!
KUKOV: We take the deal.
STALIN: Georgia accepts this deal.
KHIL

VON ESLING: We cannot currently support trade relations at this time.
FEGELEIN: Russia seems to have strayed from the original purpose of the revolution, and we happily accept this opportunity to realign the Soviets upon the correct socialist course.
BARABAS: Trade accepted.
SQUILLIAM: A-ha-ha-ha-ha! A nation of roach-eaters would hardly have anything worthwhile to offer our palette! Don't hold your breath.
STAVROS: Diplomatic circumstances forbid us from legislating formal trade relations at this time.
DEMOMAN: A'ight, ya blubbery Bolsheviks!
STUMPFEGGER: We welcome trade with Russia.
BLONDI: whine

ALBRECHT: We can agree to this.
MONTGOMERY: While we have some reasons not to trade, we can set them aside for the time being.
EVA: Unfortunately, we cannot accept trade at this time.
VERNON: Let's do business!
DE GROOT: OK.
VON GREIM: We regret to say that our merchant navy is overburdened, and would be incapable of upholding such an agreement at this time.
BURGDORF: I think everyone knows what I have to say about this.
REITSCH: We would be happy to accept.
HITLER: Gimme tribute or I'll send a gazillion axemen!
MONTEZILLA: Gimme tribute or I'll send a gazillion axemen!
HITLER: JINX!!
MONTEZILLA: <redacted> you Hitler, gimme tribute or I'll send TWO gazillion axemen!!
HILTER: Come at me, bro!
MONTEZILLA: It's fortunate for you that we have all the sacrifices we need at the moment. Next time you may not be so lucky!
HITLER: Wuss.
GÜNSCHE: We welcome trade relations with the Soviet Union.
GERDA: We must decline your offer for now.
HAASE: Certain Soviet attitudes discourage us from accepting this agreement.
DUKE: <redacted> yeah.
ANUBIS: Trade with the Soviets is acceptable.
MISCH: We accept your offer.
VEERS: We have no desire to trade at this time.
CHUIKOV: We happily support further attempts to advance the socialist cause.
BUSH: Trade... but... commies! Commies bad! Trade good! So conflicterated! DICK, HELP ME!!
HEWEL: We must respectfully decline for now.
HADDOCK: Aye, we can agree to this.
BORMANN: We accept.
HIMMLER: Argentina shall indulge your request.
GREENGRASS: Al-Al-Al-Al-Alright.
NADIA: We respectfully decline, as the logistics of such an arrangement are currently too inconvenient. Take the deal, Gradenko.
GRADENKO: But you just
NADIA: I said take the deal, Gradenko.
GRADENKO: Er, Siberia agrees to this proposal.
SCHENCK: This is not an arrangement to which we can commit ourselves at this time.
MacARTHUR: Trade with the dirty commies? Ha, ha ha ha ha ha!
AGUINALDO: The Philippines, on the other hand, accept.
MacARTHUR: Half the Philippines accept, and only because they're still occupied by a rebel government.
MAX: This reminds me of the time the Empire of Chinaactually, that's pretty much the punchline right there.
SAM: We'll take your offer. What about you, little buddy?
MAX: Oh, yeah, sure.
LINGE: Due to regional sensitivities over Australian affairs, we must currently decline this agreement.
BINKS: Wesa enjoyin da crunchy Formatter souls, muy muy!
M: No, thank you.
SPEER: I regret to say we must decline your offer.
MEYER: Happily!
GRADENKO: Siberia welcomes this opportunity to strengthen the brotherhood of arms, and pledges itself to assist in the protection of the International Space Programme's surviving infrastructure in all possible capacities.In an effort to fortify the historical friendship between China and Siberia, the Union invites the Siberian District to participate in a joint initiative to provide protection for the remaining arcology complexes in northern Asia that are currently outside the recognized jurisdiction of any state.
Thorvald of Lym said:And because I'm running out of creative ways to say the same thing, NAP+Trade to Nepal, Uttar Pradesh, Philippine Republic, Siberia, PUBAD, and Takrur.
Spoiler Dialoglog :
FREEMAN: 
BLAKETON: It would be our pleasure.
AGUINALDO: We welcome closer relations with the Chinese Union, and look forward to favourable deals in future.
GRADENKO: We accept your proposition.

BLAKETON: It would be our pleasure.
AGUINALDO: We welcome closer relations with the Chinese Union, and look forward to favourable deals in future.
GRADENKO: We accept your proposition.