spammer's advisorary meeting of 2501:
kenji bovine: Right, so, now that the janators have finally cleaned up after the [redacted] incident, we're going to have our annual meeting of important stuff. Yoshi, are you taking minutes.
Yoshi bovine: Yes sir i am.
Kenji bovine: Excellent. So, first item on the agenda, singlea, how is our economy progressing?
Singlea: Excellently. Now that i have the appropriate funds, i am happy to annouce that by this time next year, our spam factories are going to be producing spam at double efficency!!!
Yoshi bovine: Double efficency!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Mr perfect: According to my calculations, that is going to make us rediculously rich!
Singlea: There are some downsides however. We are going to have to consume twice the amount of resources to do this. And we had to cut funding from transport.
Norm: You cut funding for transport!?!?!? You will regret this!!!!!!!!!!
*norm storms out of the room*
kenji bovine: Singlea, why must you do that? We have never cut funding from transport, ever.
Singlea: I do it because it is hilarious to watch.
Kenji bovine: Right. So, cathisis, how is the foriegn situtation going?
Cathisis: You know, the ususal. Wars, blockades, embargoes, ect. The rainbow kitten, courteousy of the scp foundation is on it's way to singapore right now.
Mr perfect (mumbling): And i would have made a much better one if they had let me do it...
Cathisis: Glados hasn't gotten back to us about the rainbow kittens either, there's nothing i can do about that. No one has wanted to purchase the black and white kitten so i'm going to keep it.
Singlea: Surely there is somebody who wants to buy that kit...
Cathisis: I said there was no one so shut it a!
Kenji bovine: Right. Now, questionthepizzadude, how is our espionage going?
Questionthepizzadude: We shouldn't talk about that now, there could be spies listening!
Kenji bovine: I know that, i was just going to ask how five spies got past our security and...
Questionthepizzadude: Shhhh! They could be listening! We should never talk about my failures otherwise we will lose! Shhhh!
Kenji bovine: *sigh* fine. So, mr perfect, how is your science going?
Mr perfect: My gdrs would be so much better if it weren't for that bloody scp foundation. Asshats. We should invade cascadia to teach them a lesson.
Moreawesomethanothers: I second this motion. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!
Cathisis: No! Unprovoked war will damage our reputation!
Singlea: Imagine all the money i could make out of selling scp objects...ooooooooh!
John locke: The instability will cause our citizens to get pissed at us!
Questionthepizzadude: It will make excellent training for my mafioso underlings...
Norm (poking his head through the window): Less war, more transport!!!
Yoshi bovine: Dad's going to be pissed...
*chaos erupts around the table, splitting the advisors into a pro war camp and an anti war camp. They argue for the next minute or two, then kenji bovine stands up*
kenji bovine:
justice no spamsu! Order in the court!!! *a large mallet slams down onto the table, causing everyone to go silent*
kenij bovine: No, we're not going to war, so get those thoughts out of your heads! To think if the rest of the world could see what we're doing...
Questionthepizzadude: They probably are, you know.
Kenji bovine: Anyway, on the subject of war, mato, what are you doing?
Moreawesomethanothers: Our soldiers are really only just assisting colonists to migrate into new areas. It's a shame really, i'm sure our boys would really love to have a war or two. Some of the newer recruits have never even had a war! But you said no, so they won't.
Kenji bovine: It's good to know that you still follow my orders, mato. So, onto our final agenda item for today, john locke, how is our stability at the moment?
Singlea: Yes sir, how is it going?
John locke: For the millionth time i am female! Sweet ceiling cat! Do you ever listen?
Singlea: Not when i can make a response that easily.
John locke: Anyway, our citizens love us as usual. Althought there has been some dissent growing amoungst some of the tax paying classes, saying they want lower taxes.
Kenji bovine: Really? But our taxes are realitively average compared to the rest of the world! Where has this annoyance come from?
John locke: Well it seems to have come from some anti-spam propaganda, which seems to be funded by foriegn interests...
Kenji bovine: That's strange, why can i hear music from command and conquer playing? Wait a second...oh no. *door breaks open and a man wearing a police helmet breaks through*
fish tiger: I am the fish tiger and on behalf of the
brotherhood of mod, i am going to destroy all the spam in the universe, starting with your nation!
Kenji bovine: Wait, didn't we make peace with those guys five years ago?
Cathisis: The brotherhood of mod is like the ira, everytime you make peace with one faction two more pop up which are twice as extreme and they both hate you.
Fish tiger: That's right! Thanks to foriegn intrest, i am going to destabilize your nation by forcing you to cut taxes, causing your economy to collaspse! Muhahahaha!!!
Yoshi bovine: That has to be the stupidest plan i have ever...
Moreawesomethanothers: I will stop you foul villain! My summoning spamsu is the most powerful in the land! Ha ha ha!!!
summoning no spamsu!!! *a creeper wearing sunglasses pops out of thin air and charges at fish tiger*
fish tiger: Ha ha! You cannot defeat me by simply spamming summons! For i am a moderator! I eat summons for breakfast! Literally!!!
banning no modsu!!! *the creeper disappears in a puff of smoke*
*mato keeps summoning, fish tiger keeps banning. No one interferes because it is actually quite cool to watch*
yoshi bovine: It's amazing how spamsu, the ancient art of fighting that is basically ripped off from naruto, can be used in such an effect dad!
Kenji bovine: Ever get the feeling that your conversation is just an excuse to explain something to some higher being that is vital to some sort of plot?
Yoshi bovine: All the time.
*mato is quite exausted now, summoning takes a lot of work. Banning, however, is very easy, so fish tiger isn't even breaking a sweat*
moreawesomethanothers: Summoning...*huff wheese*...no...*huff wheese*...spamsu... *huff wheese* ...uberbomb... *huff wheese* *a rather large bomb is summon and it starts to tick*
fish tiger:
banning no modsu!!! *the bomb is unsummoned*
*mato falls on the floor, completely exausted, unable to move*
fish tiger: Is that all you can do? Ha ha! This will be easier than i thought!
Singlea: Actually, mato was just being stupid, summons are useless against a moderator. No, i know what your weakness is.
economic no spamsu! Death and taxes!!! *a large booklet filled with overdue gas billls flies out of singlea's hand, slamming fish tiger against the wall*
fish tiger: Curses! I will get you one day you crusaders!!! *fish tiger disappears into the mod world, a hidden dimension only accessable to users of modsu*
cathisis: The really concerning thing about that meeting is that somehow fish tiger is getting foriegn assistance. That means we have an enemy that we don't even know who they are.
Kenji bovine: Questionthepizzadude, it is up to you to thwart the enemy's plans of lowering taxes. Are you a big enough dude to rescue spamalta?
Questionthepizzadude: Of course i am, i'm question the questionthepizzadude!
Kenji bovine: Oh, don't worry, i trust you. I just had to question you, because you are questionthepizzadude. *everyone laughs at that terrible joke*
kenji bovine: Now for the fun part of the meeting: Spam for everyone!!!
Everyone: Yay!!!
*everyone gets a plate of spam, because all the ministers like spam, of all kinds! Thus endeth the meeting*
(all resemblence to moderators living or dead is purely coincidental...um...wait, that isn't right...err...please don't infract me?

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