Music you're glad doesn't exist

[SeleucusNicator]

The rules for this semi-game are simple:

Name a piece of music which doesn't exist, but, if it existed, it could be nothing short of downright horrible. You must supply both the name of the song and the artist name. You can do a real artist and a nonexistant song, a real artist and a song he didn't do (but would screw up if he did), a real song with an artist that doesn't exist but, judging by his name, would suck, etc.

The format will be the IRC standard: Artist -- Song Title

I'll get started:

The Van Buren Boys -- F*** tha Whigs

 

[Archer 007]

Brittney Spears - Jump

 

[WillJ]

*N-Sync -- Fightin' in the Club

 

[CivCube]

Journey -- Weapon of Choice

 

[Achinz]

Kenneth Lay -- Jailhouse Rock

 

[Xen]

Michale Jackson- any punk song ever

 

[SoCalian]

Ricky Martin -- Stairway To Heavan

 

[Karl Lenin]

Limp Biscuit - any song they have not made yet.

 

[amadeus]

O. J. Simpson - The Power of Glove

 

[Syterion]

Eminem-What a Wonderful World

 

[stratego]

Dick Cheney--My Heart Will Go On

 

[De Lorimier]

Céline Dion -- Smells like teen spirit

 

[Double Barrel]

Barry Manilow - "Cowboys from Hell"

 

[stratego]

Originally posted by SeleucusNicator
but, if it existed, it could be nothing short of downright horrible.

Britney Spears---Oops I did it again.

 

[Hundegesicht]

Justin Timberlake-Enter Sandman.

 

[downwithgravity]

clay aiken - in da club

 

[Tragdor]

The Spice Girls- Anarchy in the UK

 

[Serpico]

Dido - The Ace of Spades

Aaron Carter - Here comes the Reaper

 

[Double Barrel]

Carrot Top - anything he tried to do

*please God, never let this horror be unleashed upon the world. Certainly the apocalypse is upon us should it ever become reality!*

 

[Vancouver 2010]

Céline Dion - any song in existance