My dearest Boudica

[GuitarHero]

Aw, crap! Now everyone's getting territorial over a woman who's been dead for nearly a thousand years! Calm down!!!!!

 

[zienth]

"Livin' La Vida Loca"

She's into superstitions black cats and voodoo dolls.
I feel a premonition that girl's gonna make me fall.
She's into new sensations new kicks in the candle light.
She's got a new addiction for every day and night.

She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain.
She'll make you live her crazy life but she'll take away your pain
like a bullet to your brain. Come On!

[CHORUS:]
Upside, inside out she's livin la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down, livin la vida loca
Her lips are devil red and her skin's the color mocha
She will wear you out livin la vida loca Come On!
Livin la vida loca, Come on!
She's livin la vida loca.

Woke up in New York City in a funky cheap hotel
She took my heart and she took my money
she must've slipped me a sleeping pill
She never drinks the water and makes you order French Champagne
Once you've had a taste of her you'll never be the same
Yeah, she'll make you go insane.

[CHORUS]

She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain.
She'll make you live her crazy life
but she'll take away your pain like a bullet to your brain. Come On!

[CHORUS]

 

[GuitarHero]

You have way too much free time.

 

[Gaius Octavius]

He's talkin' 'bout her boobs, Gaius Octavius

From now on I am including a disclaimer when I make a stupid pun.

 

[GuitarHero]

That pun was extremely stupid.

 

[Gaius Octavius]

That pun was extremely stupid.

So who's arguing with you?!

At any rate it was less juvenile than most of the other posts in this thread.

 

[GuitarHero]

That's true. It's 5th grade all over again.

 

[Grimus]

So, you like Boudica too, Grimus.

I just researched rifling, so I suggest you back down...slowly...

First, I "love" her!

Second, in the name of my boobie queen, prepare to taste napalm!

 

[Grimus]

"Two of Hearts"

I never said i wasn't gonna tell nobody
no baby
But desperate lover, I can't keep it to myself
oh no
When we're together it's like hot coals in a fire
oh baby
My body's burning so come on heat my desire
come on come on

Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
I need you, I need you
Two of hearts
Two hearts that beat as one
Two of hearts
come on, come on

People get jealous cuz we always stay together
yeah baby
I guess they really want a love like yours and mine
together forever
I never thought that I could ever be this happy
yeah baby
My prayers were answered, boy you came in the nick of time
ohhh

I got this feeling that you're going to stay
I never knew that it could happen this way
Before I met you I was falling apart
But now at last I really know we're made of

(chorus)

I never said I wasn't gonna tell nobody
no baby
But desperate lover, I can't keep it to myself
oh no
When we're together it's like hot coals in a fire
oh baby
My body's burning so come on heat my desire
ohhh

I got this feeling that you're going to stay
I never knew that it could happen this way
Before I met you I was falling apart
But now at last I really know we're made of

(chorus)

 

[e350tb]

I see, well, I can only say one thing there...

FIRE!

 

[BriGuy20]

That's pretty cool.

All of a sudden, I have a really weird idea of adding the Burger King in as a new civ...

Great idea, I'd love to see him on the diplomacy screen.

Just steal the mannerisms of the most fancypants king in the game (Louis XIV?). Make sure he has the bowing and stuff.

And make an animation of him giving you a Burger when you sign a peace treaty.

I'd sure as hell dl that.

The King (Financial/Expansionistic)

UU: Flame broiler (maybe a grenadier with full vs. infantry bonuses?)
UB: [Religion] Burger Shrine. +1 happiness with access to cows.

Make him a tradewhore like Mansa Musa and I think you have a winner.

 

[apenpaap]

Great idea, I'd love to see him on the diplomacy screen.

Just steal the mannerisms of the most fancypants king in the game (Louis XIV?). Make sure he has the bowing and stuff.

And make an animation of him giving you a Burger when you sign a peace treaty.

I'd sure as hell dl that.

The King (Financial/Expansionistic)

UU: Flame broiler (maybe a grenadier with full vs. infantry bonuses?)
UB: [Religion] Burger Shrine. +1 happiness with access to cows.

Make him a tradewhore like Mansa Musa and I think you have a winner.

I think Suleiman's moves would be best for him.

 

[AbbieRevo]

I say you build some rifles and smack her around a bit, she needs to know whose boss

 

[ShadyCharacter]

I'm still surprised she made it into the game. In reality all she accomplished was getting her people destroyed. But I still love it when she's in a game. I play hemispheres with 2 continents a lot and in one of my games I was seeing a crapload of great generals emerging and thought to myself "they must be really going at over there". When I reached caravels and found the other world I discovered the culprit: Boudica. Half of the second world in her control lol.

 

[crazyunits]

everytime she pops up my cows get jealous

 

[Jimmyballz]

I'm still surprised she made it into the game. In reality all she accomplished was getting her people destroyed. But I still love it when she's in a game. I play hemispheres...

I think she got in because of her hemispheres

 

[GIO888]

Boudicca's UB should be the Pool Hall.................

Funny Victoria is named after her, she's kinda hot too...........