NEB1: One Thousand and One Ways to Die

[tuxedohamm]

From: CGC
To: Mysterious Mystics

HAIL COBRA!

You know what we're talkin' about!

 

[Matt0088]

Pah... This was the black day of the Red Army. I still hope COBRA crushes Orange regardless. I don't see why you try Popcornlord, and this time I will make a order to personally execute you.

WARNING: This has all been play in the sandbox when you see the badass unit I'm bringing in. Hint: It made a appearance in turn 4 & 5.
Edit: Why do you have to ruin all the fun Daft by putting it in the update?

 

[Daftpanzer]

Edit: Why do you have to ruin all the fun Daft by putting it in the update?

If you're talking about what I think you're talking about, it might not be the same thing.

 

[Matt0088]

If you're talking about what I think you're talking about, it might not be the same thing.

Maybe your talking about the thing that the thing you think I'm talking about wants to avoid. Shiny things possibly I believe?

 

[DarthNader]

Orders sent, initiative gained.

 

[Thlayli]

Red, I don't care if you get all the UFO's in the world, I'll shoot 'em down.

And Brown, you don't even have the guts to post your orders in thread, so you get NOTHING.

EDIT: In the event that CGC sends orders via PM, copy me on them tuxedo. If not we'll just read them here and then send our own.

 

[DarthNader]

Red, I don't care if you get all the UFO's in the world, I'll shoot 'em down.

And Brown, you don't even have the guts to post your orders in thread, so you get NOTHING.

EDIT: In the event that CGC sends orders via PM, copy me on them tuxedo. If not we'll just read them here and then send our own.

OOC: Even if we don't get the initiative, you are gonna soil yourself when you see what I am doing this turn.

 

[Popcornlord]

Maybe your talking about the thing that the thing you think I'm talking about wants to avoid. Shiny things possibly I believe?

If you're talking about the shiny thing that wants to avoid the other things that I think you're talking about, then I think I have some very valuable information. If not I'm lost. (I do have that PM from the last update. I wonder how valuable it is...)
And I try because Aqua and Orange's combinded forces are enough to deal with any army that's not busy with Cobra. Go Nationalists!
First part of orders sent. More should come later.

 

[Matt0088]

Its to bad that my plan regarding them didn't work, because there wouldn't be any Orange left.(@Daft)

Its UFO time! You might even see 2 badass UFOs under our influence. Independence Day(The Movie) all over again!

Edit: Your crazy Popcornlord, me and Daft started mentioning the Shiny Ones this turn, so unless you get this turns secret PM, then your crazy....

 

[Matt0088]

Spoiler Orders :

Orders Message from Marshall Matt0088 of the Determined Red Crusade:
General Orders:
- Qoou is unable to get on CFC, so I will take over for him this turn. Also, can I have his income go to me this turn also. I believe he will be able to get back on on the 17th. Link to the post were he said that: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=7626537&postcount=26
- Scrap the D3 Engineer unit for some $. My goal, together with Qoou’s and my income, is to be able to get either a Light/Medium/Heavy Tank.
- Have who ever is the political leader of Red make a announcement that contact with the God’s has been made, and through our faithfulness to following their will, they will take a third of the population to take their heaven. Before the Aliens come, send them a message to take the population but to “Harvest” them in secret. Allow them to take over the mind of scientist to use as their host.
- Try to make contact with the UFO if it is coming. Send a message to them making it seem like we thing it’s the aliens. If its the shiny leader(@Daft, yes I believe I figured out who the Shining One’s are) of the UFO from turn 4 & 5, then try to convince him to help us for we have create a religion about them. If they are mad that we have employed the Aliens, then make a excuse saying that we thought that they were the aliens, because all we got from both was radio messages. Then try to convince them to help us using already mentioned reasons.
- Make a public announcement to everyone involved in Soldia that we are restoring the Soldian monarchy in the city of E4 with the Red Army serving as the official military of Soldia. In trying to convince The Royal Kingdom of Palatine to come to our aid, send them a message that they can pick any person to be the new monarch of Soldia if we get assurances that they will come to our aid immediately if The People's Democratic Republic of Greater Gondwania becomes involved in Soldia on COBRA’s side. Edit: However, if I don't lose the iniative, then tell the Aliens that, due to new information, that their deal is unacceptable.
- If I get a reply from Brown in confirmation, secretly create a Brown-Red Alliance. Edit: Comfirmation has been confirmed, PM DarthNader if you don't trust me.
- If confirmation is needed from Qoou regarding my temporary control of his command, then I will get it via AIM.
- If TerrisH wishes to equip the artifact weapon to his gunboat, then he has authorization to do so. EDIT: TerrisH has told me that he wants to buy the artifact as a weapon.
- EDIT: Reconfigure the communication device for espionage purposes against COBRA.
Spending Orders:
- Spend $2 paying Space Pirat for this turn. Set $1 aside to give Space Pirat $1 objective based bonus which will be as follows: $1 will be given if Space Pirat destroys the repair bot in G5 and one of any other Gold unit this turn.
- Give $1 of Qoou’s money to help Brown in their Commando operation.
Operational Orders:
- Immediately have the uber god awesome A6 light tanks retreat from Aqua HQ and use their awesomeness to silently move to A4, A5, and A3. Then have it attack Orange HQ from behind. They should achieve complete surprise since Orange wouldn’t know that my tanks where there since of course, the moved sliently. Also, since we have attacked Orange HQ before, and since we should know most of Orange HQ layout from controlling it so long, they should be able to get a bonus.
- Immediately have the B6 trooper pull back to the C5 airfield and then have it attack Orange HQ in conjection with the Light Tanks. Once again, use the knowledge of Orange HQ that we have gained from attacking Orange HQ before and knowing most of Orange HQ layout from controlling it so long for a bonus in attacking.
- Have the Jet Interceptors try to destroy the Aqua Light Fighter for good this turn.
- Have the more heavily damaged F5 trooper dig-in. If any attack is made, let the F5 Flakker take the bulk of the damage to continue to let the trooper dig-in. If no attack is made, then have the Flakker try to destroy the G6 bridge from F5 which should be made easier do to the fact that the bridge is already damaged. If the Flakker can’t attack the bridge, than have it dig-in if no attack is made.
- Have the F3 StuG move to the C5 Airfield to help the heavy trooper there, which will continue to dig-in, against possible attack from either Orange of Aqua. Have the StuG prepare Armor piercing rounds as I believe that the Aqua and/or Orange Armored Cars will attack.
- Have the D3 Heavy Artillery move to D4 to avoid any possible attack from the Orange Armored Cars. Then have it fire on Orange HQ.
- Have the D5 Light Tank move to D4 but then silently move to C3 and then to B3. If it will move quieter by just moving to C3 and not also to B3, then have it do that, as surprise is key. So once it moves to either C3 and B3, it should achieve surprise when it attack Orange HQ.
- Have the E2 trooper move up to C3 and attack the Armored car in C4 along with the F5 Heavy Tank and the F5 least damaged trooper which will move from F5 to E4 to D4 and also attack the Armored Car and try to overwhelm it through shear numbers. If the Armored Car moves for whatever reason, have the 3 units move to attack Orange HQ.
- Have Qoou’s 2 units, the A8 units, attack south to avoid any attacks on themselves and to escape south by attacking the B8 Chaotic trooper. If any chance of moving south without heavily engaging the trooper then have them do it. If the trooper wasn’t there, I would simply move them south, so you should get the idea. Once, the 2 units move past the trooper, have them attack the Commmado unit in C8, since it is facing Deep Blue and should be expecting a attack from its rear, it should be a easy attack.
Objectives: (In order of Importance)
1. Taking Orange HQ
2. Not losing any buildings under our control.
3. Keep all units in tact, namely my personal light tanks and Qoou’s 2 units.
Recap:
- Orange HQ is being attack by:
2 Light Tanks from the Northwest and southwest or west.
1 Trooper from the southeast.
- I have defending C5:
1 Heavy Trooper
1 StuG
- I have defending F5:
1 Flakker
1 Trooper
- I have attacking the Orange Armored Car:
2 troopers from the West and South
1 Heavy Tank from the South

To: Deep Blue
From: Red High Command

We propose a 3-turn ceasefire between ourselves.

 

[Matt0088]

Sorry the triple post.

From Qoou:
My orders:
Negotiate with Palatine and offer them our services in exchange for them taking us under their protection. Move to A9 and inform the Aqua of our wish to end hostilities for the time being. Give our $1 to Matt0088.
Conditonals: if Palatine enters the war, do the same, but instead of signing a truce with Aqua meet up with Palatine forces.

Ignore all my stuff regarding Qoou's units this turn Daft.
Might you do awards after all is said and done Daft?

 

[Daftpanzer]

Hey thanks very much, I wasn't expecting orders so soon!

In fact I think only Orange and Aqua are missing (but no pressure or anything, at least not just yet )

BTW, Soldian news denounces the so-called UFO sightings, and reports that these events are simply mass hysteria, pyschological warfare experiments, or unusual reflections of bright stars caused by extreme weather.

EDIT:

Might you do awards after all is said and done Daft?

I guess so, though I think awards just end up insulting some people more than others

 

[Neverwonagame3]

Quitting this NES. Sorry for missing last turn.

 

[Matt0088]

Hey thanks very much, I wasn't expecting orders so soon!

In fact I think only Orange and Aqua are missing (but no pressure or anything, at least not just yet )

BTW, Soldian news denounces the so-called UFO sightings, and reports that these events are simply mass hysteria, pyschological warfare experiments, or unusual reflections of bright stars caused by extreme weather.

EDIT:



I guess so, though I think awards just end up insulting some people more than others

As long as I get the Best Unit award with my 4 star light tank, I couldn't care, even if you put me as worst general.

When did Gold send orders? I really want to pompously keep thinking that I've got a serious bonus over Gold here.

I redirect this at you then Daft since NWAG3 quit..... again....
To: Deep Blue
From: Red High Command

We propose a 3-turn ceasefire between ourselves.

 

[Terrance888]

I bet you get the Best Rise award. From subordinate Commander to High Marshal of the Red Crusade.

 

[Matt0088]

I bet you get the Best Rise award. From subordinate Commander to High Marshal of the Red Crusade.

I self promoted myself really, though Daft helped there mentioning General than Marshall, stuff I didn't include. Thlayli could also get Best Rise as he is the same command position as I am. I'd personally give Thlayli best Strategist and Luckist Award. I'd give you Charles Li the award for best... uh... best letting Matt0088 do whatever he wants award and not complain award.

 

[sp1023]

Greatest pushover sub-leader?

 

[Matt0088]

Removed, no longer relevent.

 

[Masada]

I win greatest bluff.

 

[DarthNader]

What would I get, Most Secretive Faction, Longest Time Base Hidden?