Sgt.Hellfish
King of the Oceans
Blame sheep the handy scapegoat of all problems of nes come one come all watch the peasents revolt in record time marvel at the coup wonder at teh execution and get a sheep head cup to remind you of your visit
Neo Nes : Twilight of the Gods
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It has spent it's money on economic development in your absence.
The only major difference is the Red army did a number on your military (for obvious reasons).
Goes to show what happens when you abandon your darling nation responsibility. Lol, kidding.
The only major difference is the Red army did a number on your military (for obvious reasons).
Goes to show what happens when you abandon your darling nation responsibility. Lol, kidding.
Tyrion said:
From: Japan
To: Venezuela
Does this mean you are willing to be a second distirbutor of oil to the 'western' nations?
[ooc] Sorry about the triple post. It just happened with a reply and a qoute at the same time. And Capulet was rather funny! [/ooc]
conehead234
Braves on the Warpath
To:CIS
From
ersia
We have no plans to invade you. Those troops are there to supply our holy wars before they march to defeat the enemies of Islam. Those troops will be moved away within 6 months.
To:USSR
Fromersia
We applaud you on your swift victory over the fascists rebels.
To:Saudi Royal Family
Fromersia
We brand you as outlaws to the Islamic faith.
From
ersiaWe have no plans to invade you. Those troops are there to supply our holy wars before they march to defeat the enemies of Islam. Those troops will be moved away within 6 months.
To:USSR
From
ersiaWe applaud you on your swift victory over the fascists rebels.
To:Saudi Royal Family
From
ersiaWe brand you as outlaws to the Islamic faith.
jalapeno_dude
AKA Panda Judo Eel
lurker's comment: Out of curiosity, when Switzerland acheives level 3 and gets mechs next turn, what will they look like?
Moscow Times
Order Once Again Resotred
Only a year after the drunken riot, Premier Tomas Kaczmarczyk tried to seize control of CoSR through a coup. He put forth facist changes and even declared CoSR the Commonwelath of National Socialist Republics. The coup quickly took contorl of some of the military and a civil war raged in the nation. The coup seemed like it woudl suceed as several key communist supporters were killed. Suddenly Soviet mechs corssed into CoSR and began to restore order. The armies of the coup was crushed and the COmmunists began to take back power. Tomas Kaczmarczyk then was held up in the parlimentary building in Wardsaw where he attempted to contact Germany, his efforts failed as the Germans had forsaken him. He was quickly captured and after a trial, he was found guilty and executed. General Nowak of the communist supporters has become the new primier of CoSR. Soviet forces wil lstay in CoSR another 6 months to maintain order in the nation. After that Soviet troops wil lbegin to pull out.
-Soviet troops stationed in Romania
War to the South!
Our allies in Persia declared a war with Arabia for it's lack of morals. Many people across the middle-east and in Arabia agreed. They began to revolt against the unjust King and soon the nation has been split in two. Much of the west, east and south is in the hands of the rebels. The King stil locntrols the cneter of the nation and the north. this has caused Oil from the country to become scarce and once more the free world is relying on Mexican oil.
-A group of Arab rebels
Quebec in Flames
Our glourious brothers in Quebec have begun their rightous battle agaisnt the canadian pigs. The opressed of Quebec now fight for their rightful freedom. The Canadians find it hard to contain such a power force. Tens of thousands of rebels now fight agaisnt the Canadian army. The Candians believe they have secured a victory as the hudson bay has been 'freed', but our ships have sped to where they would be more helpful. it is only a matter of time until Quebec is free.
-Freedom Fighters in Quebec
Education Plan near Completion
A new Education plan which involved taking in knowladge from our comrade nations and their systems have greatly improved out own system of education. Using their help and our own improvements the Education plan created by General Secretary Khrushchev will be finsihed soon. Plans to begin new agricultural reforms have already been developed and only require funds to start them.
-Moscow University, leading the edge in Russian Science
GLORY BE TO THE SOVIET UNION AND HER COMRADES
Order Once Again Resotred
Only a year after the drunken riot, Premier Tomas Kaczmarczyk tried to seize control of CoSR through a coup. He put forth facist changes and even declared CoSR the Commonwelath of National Socialist Republics. The coup quickly took contorl of some of the military and a civil war raged in the nation. The coup seemed like it woudl suceed as several key communist supporters were killed. Suddenly Soviet mechs corssed into CoSR and began to restore order. The armies of the coup was crushed and the COmmunists began to take back power. Tomas Kaczmarczyk then was held up in the parlimentary building in Wardsaw where he attempted to contact Germany, his efforts failed as the Germans had forsaken him. He was quickly captured and after a trial, he was found guilty and executed. General Nowak of the communist supporters has become the new primier of CoSR. Soviet forces wil lstay in CoSR another 6 months to maintain order in the nation. After that Soviet troops wil lbegin to pull out.
-Soviet troops stationed in Romania
War to the South!
Our allies in Persia declared a war with Arabia for it's lack of morals. Many people across the middle-east and in Arabia agreed. They began to revolt against the unjust King and soon the nation has been split in two. Much of the west, east and south is in the hands of the rebels. The King stil locntrols the cneter of the nation and the north. this has caused Oil from the country to become scarce and once more the free world is relying on Mexican oil.
-A group of Arab rebels
Quebec in Flames
Our glourious brothers in Quebec have begun their rightous battle agaisnt the canadian pigs. The opressed of Quebec now fight for their rightful freedom. The Canadians find it hard to contain such a power force. Tens of thousands of rebels now fight agaisnt the Canadian army. The Candians believe they have secured a victory as the hudson bay has been 'freed', but our ships have sped to where they would be more helpful. it is only a matter of time until Quebec is free.
-Freedom Fighters in Quebec
Education Plan near Completion
A new Education plan which involved taking in knowladge from our comrade nations and their systems have greatly improved out own system of education. Using their help and our own improvements the Education plan created by General Secretary Khrushchev will be finsihed soon. Plans to begin new agricultural reforms have already been developed and only require funds to start them.
-Moscow University, leading the edge in Russian Science
GLORY BE TO THE SOVIET UNION AND HER COMRADES
conehead234
Braves on the Warpath
To: EC and America
From: Persia
We have 27 americans and 54 EC citzens under our control and many more about to be captured. We will release them, for a price. 1 PP a hostage or they will be killed, one by one.
From: Persia
We have 27 americans and 54 EC citzens under our control and many more about to be captured. We will release them, for a price. 1 PP a hostage or they will be killed, one by one.
SKILORD
Insurgent
To: Persia
The United States does not deal with terrorists and does not fund terrorists. If a single hostage is harmed it will be an act of war against the US and against the Free World. The United States will not carry any doubts at all to the battlefield.
The United States does not deal with terrorists and does not fund terrorists. If a single hostage is harmed it will be an act of war against the US and against the Free World. The United States will not carry any doubts at all to the battlefield.
SKILORD
Insurgent
btw:
OOC: Warman, your Quebecois don't look like they're in Quebec.
OOC: Warman, your Quebecois don't look like they're in Quebec.
alex994
Hail Divine Emperor!
Shi Jie Ri Bao (World News)
Bringing you the unbiased news out of Beijing
Entertainment Values!
In an effort to increase the education and mental capacity of the brilliant young people of China, the Chairman Deng Xiao Peng has decided to allow the Entertainment Channels to be once more active. Revolts against the Capitalists!
Certain groups of people within the Saudi Arabian government have revolted against the Capitalists Government there in an attempt to re-create a new government there on the basis of Islam. The CNSR No more!
The Sheep, recently declared Premier of the CoSR, one of our allies, had declared himself disaligned from the Communists Block and joined the Fascists! He even renamed the country to CNSR! However, this upstart man had fought a civil war with portions of people within the CoSR that were loyal to the Communists Belief, however, those portions were defeated, but the Communists always wins! For just as the Communists Parts of the CoSR surrendered to Sheep, the great Soviet Union and its great mechs steamed throughout the country and recaptured it. This Sheep has been executed for treason.Equality to All!
The Chairman has issued a new law, this one allowing women to join the Communists Party and enlist for the army! This is a huge improvement over the Capitalists Pigs who keep their wives and daughters in the house as housewives!Now, our entertainment Articles
Money problems!!
The effects of war increased our money problems in China. How may u ask since were not at war? Well I dont really know. That is why I am writing this article to waste your time in reading this. MWHAHAHA. Time problems!!!
Why I am writing this?? Well you may ask, but, I am not really sure if Im the person to answer you. But there IS a person who can and that person is Mr. Time himself. Go ahead, ask him. MWHAHAHHAA you are just wasting YOUR TIME!!THE LAST TWO PARAGRAPHS ARE WRITTEN BY THE ONLY PERSON YOU COULD THINK OF
AND THAT IS
IS
IS
Lao Hao Xing
The saga WILL continue next time I ruin someone elses newspaper...
MWHAHAHHAHAA
Erik Mesoy
Core Tester / Intern
What a silly newspaper, alex.
Health program in disuse
http://www.defenselink.mil/photos/Dec2002/021203-A-7236L-005.gif
This is possibly the best hospital in Argentina. While it appears fairly clean, this is in fact the VIP room! A scandal is breaking the like of which has not been seen before. Leader Erik's PR man recently said that the entire country is about to undergo massive structural changes. Dare we believe him?
South Africa to gain independence
and our leader does nothing. At this rate, all of Africa will be either democratic or communist (most likely the latter) while we stand idly by. Now, it may be that our alleis are working towards the furtherance of fascism, but atleast nothing is going on here.
Enemy troops massing on border
Brazilian AND US troops have massed on the border only 60 miles from our capital. Diplomatic messages have been sent to both their respective governments and no answer has been received.
STOP THE PRESS!
Immediately prior to publication, a leak in the upper echelons of government reports that the Blue Line* was used. Now there was a denial of responsibility for troops which should never have been there.
*Blue Line: An alleged secret hotline to the leader of America. Never confirmed.
This is still an opposition newspaper.
ARGENTINAN ENQUIRER
-The new news.
-The new news.
Health program in disuse
http://www.defenselink.mil/photos/Dec2002/021203-A-7236L-005.gif
This is possibly the best hospital in Argentina. While it appears fairly clean, this is in fact the VIP room! A scandal is breaking the like of which has not been seen before. Leader Erik's PR man recently said that the entire country is about to undergo massive structural changes. Dare we believe him?
South Africa to gain independence
and our leader does nothing. At this rate, all of Africa will be either democratic or communist (most likely the latter) while we stand idly by. Now, it may be that our alleis are working towards the furtherance of fascism, but atleast nothing is going on here.
Enemy troops massing on border
Brazilian AND US troops have massed on the border only 60 miles from our capital. Diplomatic messages have been sent to both their respective governments and no answer has been received.
STOP THE PRESS!
Immediately prior to publication, a leak in the upper echelons of government reports that the Blue Line* was used. Now there was a denial of responsibility for troops which should never have been there.
*Blue Line: An alleged secret hotline to the leader of America. Never confirmed.
erez87
Lord of Random
- Joined
- May 16, 2002
- Messages
- 13,500
to Persia:
A war against Arabia is a war against India. We will not warn you a second time. Release the captured EC and US citizens or we will open war and end your Imperialist rulership. We will not warn you a second time. The second time will be a warning when were already in Teheran. You are weak and pathetic and in no room to make demands of anyone. We will not say this again. Back off or you will find yourself occupied.
to USA:
We cannot let Persia think they are so strong! If they continue with their threats India belive war must be fought.
to U.S.S.R.:
We suggest you to hold on your Persian puppet. You realy want a third world war? And we know we will win.
A war against Arabia is a war against India. We will not warn you a second time. Release the captured EC and US citizens or we will open war and end your Imperialist rulership. We will not warn you a second time. The second time will be a warning when were already in Teheran. You are weak and pathetic and in no room to make demands of anyone. We will not say this again. Back off or you will find yourself occupied.
to USA:
We cannot let Persia think they are so strong! If they continue with their threats India belive war must be fought.
to U.S.S.R.:
We suggest you to hold on your Persian puppet. You realy want a third world war? And we know we will win.
erez87
Lord of Random
- Joined
- May 16, 2002
- Messages
- 13,500
to Sunii's in Arabia:
You listening to a jihad that the Shii in Persia called? They are the ones not going by the laws of Islam and not your Saudi-Arabian brothers!
OOC: Stalin I think your forgot that Iran Islam and the rest of the world Islam are much diffrent, they actaly hate each other...
You listening to a jihad that the Shii in Persia called? They are the ones not going by the laws of Islam and not your Saudi-Arabian brothers!
OOC: Stalin I think your forgot that Iran Islam and the rest of the world Islam are much diffrent, they actaly hate each other...
Sgt.Hellfish
King of the Oceans
To Persia
From The EC
WE do not deal with terroists even when they wear the guise of nations
From The EC
WE do not deal with terroists even when they wear the guise of nations
Erik Mesoy
Core Tester / Intern
I should think all of Islam would support a jihad against America. Saying they're different is a bit like saying Americans are different... half support Bush, half support Kerry, a lot of them hate each other too.erez87 said:
Erik Mesoy
Core Tester / Intern
The world was like that long before America invaded those countries, e.g. bin Laden sort of attacked the WTC before the invasions...
