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Regeneration In Process
[lurker]Lol, Warman, did you attempt to translate the English news to Russian with one of the internet translators? I mean, the results are too funny for words! 
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SKILORD
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:rofl:Dude, warman, whenever you used on online translator always check it back into English because when you retranslate your newspaper it is pretty amusing. I get into a lot of trouble with Erwachte about the German bits, even though mine are shorter and not even attempting to be complete sentences and I retranslate them.
http://translation1.paralink.com/ there's a Russian English Translator for anyone who wants to see about the upcoming Stalin-Kruschev elections.
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Calcuta
Hanagi walk nerveus in his room. The HQ of the Tibetian Freedom Fighters was located in Calcuta and already they begun to plan... But the Dalhi Lama was nowhere to be found! And without him on their side or out of the way the Freedom Fighters could collect almost no supporters. And it made Hanagi a nerve wreck!
"Hanagi, sir, Calm down! Your speech will soon begin!" Malad suggeted Hanagi.
"Calm down?!" Hanagi answered in almost screams, "CALM DOWN?! If we won't find the Khan in 6 months (ooc: hint hint) atleast the group will break! We promised the support of the Khan!"
"Being nervous will help in nothing."
"Don't go all Dalhi-Lami on me. I'm sick of this peacfull attitude! This will not bring back Tibet. Only war and the blood of the Chinese army would!"
"Maybe. But it does not mean it is with our Tibetian ways. You must calm down. Also know I will not take part in killing the Dalhi-Lama. Kill him yourself. No one will dare touching him."
"Fine! Idiot! You don't understand it anyway."
"Don't call me an Idiot. And again i'll say CALM DOWN! Your speech is coming!"
"Yes yes, i'll drink some cold water..."
Hanagi drank his ususal cold Tibetian-water glass and continued behind the curtains giving the speech to the many Tibetian in the room. All was about the returning to Tibet...
The New Delhi Times
2nd in December, 1956
A hitman tries to get the Indian president!
3 days ago in 3PM the president went to a secrt meeting with the army highest ranks about how to put troops more defensivly. but his car was stopped on the way by a wierd black car with a skeleton sign. Out of it 3 black cloths wearing men came out and begun shooting with a machien gun at the president car. Immidietly Indian officers openned in fire back. In the end 3 Indian officerse were hurt and one of the attacked, known in his nickname at police stations as Akbu, was killed in the action. It is sad India must suffer these Anarchist devil movements, and it is sad to see them so storng 1 month befor elections.
The group Akbu was part of is called "Akira Sons". The "Akira Sons" are an anarchist group that have became very storng in Delhi and surounding towns. They also have bases in the southern part of the country and sadly, in Kashmir. They begun to work when a woman named Agana was found to be a spy 3 years ago in India and after a trial with many proves she was found guilty and was put to death for treachery. Her doughter was 17 years old back than, her name was Akira. She have created this group and begun to gain power agaisnt the Indian goverment in control back than. In th last elections 1 and a half year ago the group seemed to be gone until the police 2 months after elections found Akira in the flesh. She was found guilty for killing, murder, and as her mother befor, spying. She was also guilty for creating the "Akira Fanats" and for causing chaos in Delhi and suroundings. As her mother befor her she was also put to death. Her group reorganized and became even stronger. They are now called "Akira Sons" and preaper to destory the Indian goverment rulign the country in the name of the passing Akira.
Next papers will show all terrorist groups in India know to the Indian police stations.
Dalhi Lama reach presient of India. Asks for help.
Yesterday the Dalhi Lama, after more than a month of trying, finaly caught the president for a duscussion. While it was behind closed doors it was given to the press that a Tibetian group callign themselves "The Tibetian Freedom Fighters" have gone out of control. They already assasinated several high ranked Tibetians in their exile goverment. The police already got the name of their leader. Hopfully they could stop this new chaotic group from hurting anyone else.
Erez has no idea what to write about!
Today at 21:01 erez begun writing this stupid add-one to the news paper! He is waiting nervous to the update to get new ideas of what to write about!!!
to China: SECRET
We suggest you to beware of this Tibetian Freedom Fighters. Seems like their looking for Chinese conquerers blood...
to Iran:
Got our last message? we hope you could talk with us befor our coming elections...
Calcuta
Hanagi walk nerveus in his room. The HQ of the Tibetian Freedom Fighters was located in Calcuta and already they begun to plan... But the Dalhi Lama was nowhere to be found! And without him on their side or out of the way the Freedom Fighters could collect almost no supporters. And it made Hanagi a nerve wreck!
"Hanagi, sir, Calm down! Your speech will soon begin!" Malad suggeted Hanagi.
"Calm down?!" Hanagi answered in almost screams, "CALM DOWN?! If we won't find the Khan in 6 months (ooc: hint hint) atleast the group will break! We promised the support of the Khan!"
"Being nervous will help in nothing."
"Don't go all Dalhi-Lami on me. I'm sick of this peacfull attitude! This will not bring back Tibet. Only war and the blood of the Chinese army would!"
"Maybe. But it does not mean it is with our Tibetian ways. You must calm down. Also know I will not take part in killing the Dalhi-Lama. Kill him yourself. No one will dare touching him."
"Fine! Idiot! You don't understand it anyway."
"Don't call me an Idiot. And again i'll say CALM DOWN! Your speech is coming!"
"Yes yes, i'll drink some cold water..."
Hanagi drank his ususal cold Tibetian-water glass and continued behind the curtains giving the speech to the many Tibetian in the room. All was about the returning to Tibet...
The New Delhi Times
2nd in December, 1956
A hitman tries to get the Indian president!
3 days ago in 3PM the president went to a secrt meeting with the army highest ranks about how to put troops more defensivly. but his car was stopped on the way by a wierd black car with a skeleton sign. Out of it 3 black cloths wearing men came out and begun shooting with a machien gun at the president car. Immidietly Indian officers openned in fire back. In the end 3 Indian officerse were hurt and one of the attacked, known in his nickname at police stations as Akbu, was killed in the action. It is sad India must suffer these Anarchist devil movements, and it is sad to see them so storng 1 month befor elections.
The group Akbu was part of is called "Akira Sons". The "Akira Sons" are an anarchist group that have became very storng in Delhi and surounding towns. They also have bases in the southern part of the country and sadly, in Kashmir. They begun to work when a woman named Agana was found to be a spy 3 years ago in India and after a trial with many proves she was found guilty and was put to death for treachery. Her doughter was 17 years old back than, her name was Akira. She have created this group and begun to gain power agaisnt the Indian goverment in control back than. In th last elections 1 and a half year ago the group seemed to be gone until the police 2 months after elections found Akira in the flesh. She was found guilty for killing, murder, and as her mother befor, spying. She was also guilty for creating the "Akira Fanats" and for causing chaos in Delhi and suroundings. As her mother befor her she was also put to death. Her group reorganized and became even stronger. They are now called "Akira Sons" and preaper to destory the Indian goverment rulign the country in the name of the passing Akira.
Next papers will show all terrorist groups in India know to the Indian police stations.
Dalhi Lama reach presient of India. Asks for help.
Yesterday the Dalhi Lama, after more than a month of trying, finaly caught the president for a duscussion. While it was behind closed doors it was given to the press that a Tibetian group callign themselves "The Tibetian Freedom Fighters" have gone out of control. They already assasinated several high ranked Tibetians in their exile goverment. The police already got the name of their leader. Hopfully they could stop this new chaotic group from hurting anyone else.
Erez has no idea what to write about!
Today at 21:01 erez begun writing this stupid add-one to the news paper! He is waiting nervous to the update to get new ideas of what to write about!!!
to China: SECRET
We suggest you to beware of this Tibetian Freedom Fighters. Seems like their looking for Chinese conquerers blood...
to Iran:
Got our last message? we hope you could talk with us befor our coming elections...
tossi
Der kleine Prinz
In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful.
Praise be to Allah, the Cherisher and Sustainer of the worlds;
Most Gracious, Most Merciful;
Master of the Day of Judgment.
Thee do we worship, and Thine aid we seek.
Show us the straight way,
The way of those on whom Thou hast bestowed Thy Grace, those whose (portion) is not wrath, and who go not astray.
By a rather tired reporter:
CIS on the way to become a true 1st world nation!
More and more hospitals are opened in the entire nation and the doctor/patient ratio is rising quckly. Especialy compared to the other two "Islamic" nations the CIS is a great example for advance and civilisation. Soon the CIS will be the middle eastern example for an advanced and modern society.
Stupid Saudis accuse CIS for "terrorism"
After the terrorist attack on a Saudi oil tanker their authorities accuse US for this coward act. IF the CIS wanted to damage some Saudi oil tankers, we would just do it! After all our navy is by far superior to the bunch of moldy armed fish cutters and rusty freighters of the Saudi "Navy". The desperate Saudis, trying to hide their inability to take care of their tankers have faked some Iraqi passports and use them as "proofs". Considering that the Saudis have great experience at faking things, the copies were from extremly bad quality. Don't believe their propaganda!
Praise be to Allah, the Cherisher and Sustainer of the worlds;
Most Gracious, Most Merciful;
Master of the Day of Judgment.
Thee do we worship, and Thine aid we seek.
Show us the straight way,
The way of those on whom Thou hast bestowed Thy Grace, those whose (portion) is not wrath, and who go not astray.
By a rather tired reporter:
CIS on the way to become a true 1st world nation!
More and more hospitals are opened in the entire nation and the doctor/patient ratio is rising quckly. Especialy compared to the other two "Islamic" nations the CIS is a great example for advance and civilisation. Soon the CIS will be the middle eastern example for an advanced and modern society.
Stupid Saudis accuse CIS for "terrorism"
After the terrorist attack on a Saudi oil tanker their authorities accuse US for this coward act. IF the CIS wanted to damage some Saudi oil tankers, we would just do it! After all our navy is by far superior to the bunch of moldy armed fish cutters and rusty freighters of the Saudi "Navy". The desperate Saudis, trying to hide their inability to take care of their tankers have faked some Iraqi passports and use them as "proofs". Considering that the Saudis have great experience at faking things, the copies were from extremly bad quality. Don't believe their propaganda!
SKILORD said:
Dude, warman, whenever you used on online translator always check it back into English because when you retranslate your newspaper it is pretty amusing. I get into a lot of trouble with Erwachte about the German bits, even though mine are shorter and not even attempting to be complete sentences and I retranslate them.
http://translation1.paralink.com/ there's a Russian English Translator for anyone who wants to see about the upcoming Stalin-Kruschev elections.
What does it say
and stalin is dead
JosefStalinator
Я буду снова здесь
what the hey? durn it stalin i gethome at 3 so u go offline at 2:54!!!
SKILORD
Insurgent
Warman17 said:What does it say
and stalin is dead
Which is one of the funny things about it. I mean it gets across a rough sort of message
From your first Article (Anti-Group Party according to my translator):
"Members ... a party ... to hope Stalin oust Khrushchev in forthcoming extreme session."
the ...'s designate an area that the translator gave me absolute nonsense which I assume was untranslatable.
The Second Article (Agricultire Quite!)
"After only year, 2 year has the plan already finsihed protion agriculture posyla. Each farmer around of connection now has at least one tractor. The quantity of meal brought inside under new farmland also is essential."
Article 3 (The Security Council has Generated)
"The United Nations sucessfuly passed the sanction it's the first, creation of Security Council. Duty SC's should support the world through the globe and cause as to make so. Gave the USSR preminent a stain in advice as has the United States and Germany."
Article 4 (The Soviet Command Victorious) (Not really that bad)
"As we glourious a command comes home from Olympiads of winter in warsaw, they come with bolshinstv medals. 16 medals, gold 7, triumphantly have been brought back to moscow. The USA, the closest command to our nation have gone back to their nation with just 11 medal, gold 4."
GNN
Global News Network- June 1st. 1957.
Update III.
THE AFTERMATH OF THE PRESIDENTIAL ASSASINATION:
Soon after the assasination of the american president, the Government started to crack down on fascists organizations, finding several guns, and much cash from what is belived to be from recent bank roberies. Currently there seems to be a standoff in a compound known as 'Aryan Nations' located in Waco Texas, its inhabitants are heavily armed and surrounded by FBI agents.
But despite that problem the US government has averted more terrorist activites by fascist organisations.
we'll bring you more on the standoff as it goes one.
CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT IS BORN IN THE US:
In Alabama a bus Boycott took place by African americans in an effort to change the 'Separate but equal' segregation clause, but soon it became a full scale movement under the Leadership of Reverend Martin Luther King, who encourages peacefull demonstrations. nationwide demonstrations appear.
19 FRENCH, 21 SPANISH AND 12 BRITISH SOLDIERS KILLED IN ALGERIA:
After the Indochinese were given independence, other nations in africa began to ask for independence too, in Algeria however its now to the point where rebels are attacking the EC forces in the area, most of the cassualties occured as a transport helicopter was shot down by a 10 year old bazooka.
A searh party looked in the isolated areas of the Ahmed mountains, only to find the bodies decapitated and hacked into unrecognizable pieces. more to follow....
ANTI-SOVIET PROTESTS IN HUNGARY:
Protests are beginning to get our of control in Hungary, specially in Budapest, where the Government has recently asked for Soviet aid to put those 'silly drunk' citicens down and under control, due to their state control media, we are still not 100% sure of the current or future situations in Budapest. Things in Poznan, Poland also seems to get worse.
VOTE TO TAKE KHRUSHCHEV OUT SOON TO TAKE PLACE
In the USSR political discontent appears to grow after the stalin was denounced by Khrushchev, hardliner Stalinists are currently voting to change the leadership back to older times.
FASCISTS GAIN POWER IN AUSTRALIA
After the bombing of the ADPH, the Fascists seem to have taken control, the Communists are being harrassed and possible outlawed soon in the future. The Australian fascist govt is also rumored to have passed laws to make life even more dificult to aborigenies, the native people to australia.
CHINESE WAVE OF STUDENTS MOVE TO AMERICAN UNIVERSITIES
The most intellegent students from China arrived in California, a huge number of around 500,000 students.
they ask to join universities all over the nation, but the US government is yet to allow this.
KASHMIR CRISIS COOLING DOWN:
The crisis in Kashmir seems to have cooled down as the USSR, US, Australia and china have removed 2 of their divisions from the Area, however 2 new devisions arrived fresh from the EC.
UN SECURITY COUNCIL HAS BEEN SET UP.
Perhaps it is thanks to it that the Kashmir crisis is begining to cool down.
'FREE EUROPE' PARTISANS AND SOLOMON'S LIBERATION ARMY ATTACK NAZI BUILDINGS:
Partisans of occupied europe in co-operation w/ Jewish liberation forces have undergone a massive attack based on car bombs, their targets seem to be GESTAPO installations and personel.
SOVIETS CATCH UP TO THE NAZIS ON INDUSTRIAL DEVELOPMENT:
The USSR has catched up w/ Germany on development of their industry and military equipment, leaving the US and allies much behind.
POP CULTURE:
Elvis Presley goes on american national TV and becomes and overnight sensation to the youth, but not so to the older generations
RANDOM EFFECTS : (story writers get random effects)
KOREA- 5 PPS
INDIA- 19 PPS
BRAZIL - 4 PPS
USA-10 PPS
CHINA-5 PPS
AUSTRALIA- 7 PPS
USSR - 6 PPS
CIS - 5 PPS
[DO REALISE THAT THOSE WERE NOT ALL EFFECTS, SOME ARE POLITICAL, MILITARY, OR WILL NOT TAKE EFFECT TILL LATER.]
anyhow, if you are waiting for a PM w/ details on your secret operations, ill do those tommorow. and other stuff. but the update is pretty much complete.
update most likely saturday due to exams.
MECH DESIGNS
FOLLOWED BY MAP :
Global News Network- June 1st. 1957.
Update III.
THE AFTERMATH OF THE PRESIDENTIAL ASSASINATION:
Soon after the assasination of the american president, the Government started to crack down on fascists organizations, finding several guns, and much cash from what is belived to be from recent bank roberies. Currently there seems to be a standoff in a compound known as 'Aryan Nations' located in Waco Texas, its inhabitants are heavily armed and surrounded by FBI agents.
But despite that problem the US government has averted more terrorist activites by fascist organisations.
we'll bring you more on the standoff as it goes one.
CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT IS BORN IN THE US:
In Alabama a bus Boycott took place by African americans in an effort to change the 'Separate but equal' segregation clause, but soon it became a full scale movement under the Leadership of Reverend Martin Luther King, who encourages peacefull demonstrations. nationwide demonstrations appear.
19 FRENCH, 21 SPANISH AND 12 BRITISH SOLDIERS KILLED IN ALGERIA:
After the Indochinese were given independence, other nations in africa began to ask for independence too, in Algeria however its now to the point where rebels are attacking the EC forces in the area, most of the cassualties occured as a transport helicopter was shot down by a 10 year old bazooka.
A searh party looked in the isolated areas of the Ahmed mountains, only to find the bodies decapitated and hacked into unrecognizable pieces. more to follow....
ANTI-SOVIET PROTESTS IN HUNGARY:
Protests are beginning to get our of control in Hungary, specially in Budapest, where the Government has recently asked for Soviet aid to put those 'silly drunk' citicens down and under control, due to their state control media, we are still not 100% sure of the current or future situations in Budapest. Things in Poznan, Poland also seems to get worse.
VOTE TO TAKE KHRUSHCHEV OUT SOON TO TAKE PLACE
In the USSR political discontent appears to grow after the stalin was denounced by Khrushchev, hardliner Stalinists are currently voting to change the leadership back to older times.
FASCISTS GAIN POWER IN AUSTRALIA
After the bombing of the ADPH, the Fascists seem to have taken control, the Communists are being harrassed and possible outlawed soon in the future. The Australian fascist govt is also rumored to have passed laws to make life even more dificult to aborigenies, the native people to australia.
CHINESE WAVE OF STUDENTS MOVE TO AMERICAN UNIVERSITIES
The most intellegent students from China arrived in California, a huge number of around 500,000 students.
they ask to join universities all over the nation, but the US government is yet to allow this.
KASHMIR CRISIS COOLING DOWN:
The crisis in Kashmir seems to have cooled down as the USSR, US, Australia and china have removed 2 of their divisions from the Area, however 2 new devisions arrived fresh from the EC.
UN SECURITY COUNCIL HAS BEEN SET UP.
Perhaps it is thanks to it that the Kashmir crisis is begining to cool down.
'FREE EUROPE' PARTISANS AND SOLOMON'S LIBERATION ARMY ATTACK NAZI BUILDINGS:
Partisans of occupied europe in co-operation w/ Jewish liberation forces have undergone a massive attack based on car bombs, their targets seem to be GESTAPO installations and personel.
SOVIETS CATCH UP TO THE NAZIS ON INDUSTRIAL DEVELOPMENT:
The USSR has catched up w/ Germany on development of their industry and military equipment, leaving the US and allies much behind.
POP CULTURE:
Elvis Presley goes on american national TV and becomes and overnight sensation to the youth, but not so to the older generations
RANDOM EFFECTS : (story writers get random effects)
KOREA- 5 PPS
INDIA- 19 PPS
BRAZIL - 4 PPS
USA-10 PPS
CHINA-5 PPS
AUSTRALIA- 7 PPS
USSR - 6 PPS
CIS - 5 PPS
[DO REALISE THAT THOSE WERE NOT ALL EFFECTS, SOME ARE POLITICAL, MILITARY, OR WILL NOT TAKE EFFECT TILL LATER.]
anyhow, if you are waiting for a PM w/ details on your secret operations, ill do those tommorow. and other stuff. but the update is pretty much complete.
update most likely saturday due to exams.
MECH DESIGNS
FOLLOWED BY MAP :
alex994
Hail Divine Emperor!
OOC: Stalin, i also spent 5 PP on Agriculture...
Norseone
Emperor
Im back in as Canada
To the USA:
Whats up eh?
To the USA:
Whats up eh?
SKILORD
Insurgent
To: The Soviets
The misunderstanding is understandable as yourselves Australia presumably China and myself were the only ones aware of the stabalizing of the region. The Europeans were at no point part of our agreement and while I will ask them to return their forces to Europe I see no need for you to become worried about their presence.
Sincerely,
President Williams, United States
The misunderstanding is understandable as yourselves Australia presumably China and myself were the only ones aware of the stabalizing of the region. The Europeans were at no point part of our agreement and while I will ask them to return their forces to Europe I see no need for you to become worried about their presence.
Sincerely,
President Williams, United States
SKILORD
Insurgent
Propaganda floats up mysteriously in Vladvistock that reveals that Prime Minister Kruschev not only hates Stalin, but that he also does not actually speak Russian.
alex994
Hail Divine Emperor!
OOC: okay....if he doesn't speak russian...how does he make all those speeches? I think the problem with the translator should just be forgotten.
SKILORD
Insurgent
Sorry I was trying to be funny.
But Kami tells me that it wasn't funny, and now you do too so its not funny and so I'll quit.
But Kami tells me that it wasn't funny, and now you do too so its not funny and so I'll quit.
Amon Savag
The Great
No,keep on,I found humor in it 
alex994
Hail Divine Emperor!
OOC: Question anyone, was there even a Modern Tibetian Army before the Chinese Invasion? and erez, didn't you read wat stalin wrote about *secret* stuff in the rules? insecure transmission
To India
From China
We codemn ur nation for allowing such people to reside in exile to your nation. We demand that every member of that organization still within India to be turned over to the Chinese Government!
To India
From China
We codemn ur nation for allowing such people to reside in exile to your nation. We demand that every member of that organization still within India to be turned over to the Chinese Government!
das
Regeneration In Process
[lurk]Skilord, it is even worse for me as I can read it in Russian... I'll try to translate some parts of it.
"Anti-Group Pary"
"...former in general Gregori Zhukov"... ...Votum schedualed in order to execute in later July... ...secretary (femine gender) Zhukav of defense his office...
"Agriculture Quite"
"After just a year, plan 2 year... ...every hut-dweller around the unification now has at least one tractor... ...This harvest yars most (plural) largest (singular) written in Soviet history..."
"Security council Generated"
"UN succesfully passed through decision it's first, creation of Security council... ...to support the world through globus and condition as to do it so... ...Was giving USSR preeminent stain in council... ...Our allies in China would be temporary members as the European Capitalists, arabs Fascist-supportingly and neutral Swiss..."
"Soviet Command Victorious!"
"As our glorious command goes (on foot?) back home from Olimpics of Warsaw Winter, they drive back home with the majorities of medals... ...Our command of summer is now being prepared for Olympics in the year. as"lurker's comment:
Hope I use the right code this time...
"Anti-Group Pary"
"...former in general Gregori Zhukov"... ...Votum schedualed in order to execute in later July... ...secretary (femine gender) Zhukav of defense his office...
"Agriculture Quite"
"After just a year, plan 2 year... ...every hut-dweller around the unification now has at least one tractor... ...This harvest yars most (plural) largest (singular) written in Soviet history..."
"Security council Generated"
"UN succesfully passed through decision it's first, creation of Security council... ...to support the world through globus and condition as to do it so... ...Was giving USSR preeminent stain in council... ...Our allies in China would be temporary members as the European Capitalists, arabs Fascist-supportingly and neutral Swiss..."
"Soviet Command Victorious!"
"As our glorious command goes (on foot?) back home from Olimpics of Warsaw Winter, they drive back home with the majorities of medals... ...Our command of summer is now being prepared for Olympics in the year. as"lurker's comment:
Hope I use the right code this time...
