Chairman Mao Tse Tung Dead!
The Great Chairman and leader of our great nation, Mao Tse Tung, is dead! From not a blade or poison, but from a heart stroke! Doctors claims the main reason behind this was overwork, and they say that the Great Chairman overworked himself to death! He has been suceeded by Deng Xiao Peng former Director of the Academy of the Fine Arts. Deng Xiao Peng has proclaimed that the date the Chairman died, Feburary 27, will become a national holiday to celebrate our great Chairman. Deng has in turn appointed Zhou Enlai as his premier, and the young Jiang Zemen appointed as the new Director of the Academy of the Fine Arts. Deng Claims
"I shall lead China to a new era of peace and prosperity! And continue on the Great Chairman's work! Long Live China!"