Insane_Panda
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nevermind, you will all be quite entertained by the story coming up.
NES2 III Tanks, Nukes and Polar Bears
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Hail Divine Emperor!
To Russia and Japan
From China
We ask for a NAP.
From China
We ask for a NAP.
Insane_Panda
Deity
IN WHICH BENELUX MUST PAY
It was a fine January morning in 1930, and our friend was riding down the Champs De Elysees, fetching some bread for his master. The day was sunny, but the wind was quite cold, our friend's face was the hue of a cherry. People were gathering around the street and it started to empty of automobiles and carriages, so M. Julien Thenardiér, curious as always, stopped his bike and walked up to one of them and ask what was going on.
He asked a jolly fat lady, she replied to him that Marechal Pétain and President Doumergue were leading a parade down the avenue to commemorate the founding of the Third International.
"God bless them" She said as she looked out to the road, glorious tricolours waving off every building.
Music started to play from the speakers above. It was particularly uplifting. While Julien was standing there, he noticed an odd man on the otherside of the road. He was wearing an old tarnished trench coat, and a newsbow hat. He had a cigar in his mouth and seemed quite nervous, shaking almost. Julien could perceive, that hanging out of the side pocket, was a belgian flag. This suprised our friend somewhat, but he did not do anything. The parade was about to begin.
The music dimmed down, and then, off the corner of your eye, one could see the Garde Republiqué marching in their stunning uniforms of dark blue. They chanted marching drills as they passed, and the people were ecstatic. The garde waved two military tricolours as they passed, and held their rifles to their chest.
"Vive La France!" The captain of the brigade called.
"VIVE LA FRANCE!!" cheered the crowd.
The people went overwhelmed with pride, men and women cried "Remember 25! REMEMBER 25!"*
Our friend too, found himself yelling with the rest.
Then, came the grand finale.
Marechal Pétain and President Doumergue. The crowd could not bare to control their happiness anymore. Some openly wept, others threw the tricolour into the air screaming praises for the revolution.
The automobile passed. Doumergue was seated, waving to the parisans, while Pétain stood up proudly, waving and yelling cheers. Flowers flooded the Champs de Elysees as the automobile passed. Overzealous citizens prostrated themselves on the ground as it went.
Julien kept his eye on Marechal Pétain, but then in that instant of which is to small to measure by time, a loud bang came from the crowd.
Julien, with his eyes fixed on Pétain, saw a horrible sight indeed.
The Marechal's head recoiled violently as the bullet hit him, right in his forehead. Blood was spouting from his mouth as his flailed in the air, trying to grab his head as his nervous system was being destroyed. He stumbled off the automobile, his dead body twitching here and there on the ground.
Everyone was shocked. The Marechal that had saved France, was no longer. The man who had held off the germans, was no longer there.
There was a hushed silence, as if the unbelievable had happened. Which it did. Then, came the denouncements.
'Traitor!"
"REACTIONARY!" a man cried in the crowd as he wept.
sounds of scuffling emmanated from the mass of people, and then, the belgian man of which we saw earlier, was cast out into the broad avenue, with a gun in his hand.
"Belgians!" Everyone proclaimed in a hush whisper in their head.
Doumergue was shocked most of all. He ran to Pétain's body, and then to the belgian man. The man tried to fire at Doumergue, but he missed. Grendarmes* rushed out with cudgels, and viciously beat the belgian man into submission.
They dragged his body off for interogation.
Doumergue proclaimed January 23rd of every year to be a day of national mourning.
Days later, it was announced, that the man had been a Belgian nationalist, and was secretly working with the Belgian government, The French had found other hitlists all throughout his coat.
On the list, were Germans, French, and even Dutch officials.
Doumergue and the Republican Commune sent off an ultimatum to Benelux, for the pain they had inflicted upon France:
- Benelux will cease to exist, and the nation of the Netherlands will be created.
- Belgium will pay massive reparations totaling 5 economy levels to France.
- Belgium will cede the French Congo to France, as well as Libya.
- Belgium will pay for half of the reparations by buying our Equatorial and West African territories back from the germans, with 3 economy levels, then upon purchase, return the land to France.
- Belgium will officially apoligize to France, and the world.
- If Belgium should not accept this ultimatum, then there would be grave consequences.
- Belgium will henceforth not be allowed to colonize in the future.
And off it went.
________________________________________________________________
Footnotes:
Grendarmes: Police.
25: 1925, the year of the revolution.
It was a fine January morning in 1930, and our friend was riding down the Champs De Elysees, fetching some bread for his master. The day was sunny, but the wind was quite cold, our friend's face was the hue of a cherry. People were gathering around the street and it started to empty of automobiles and carriages, so M. Julien Thenardiér, curious as always, stopped his bike and walked up to one of them and ask what was going on.
He asked a jolly fat lady, she replied to him that Marechal Pétain and President Doumergue were leading a parade down the avenue to commemorate the founding of the Third International.
"God bless them" She said as she looked out to the road, glorious tricolours waving off every building.
Music started to play from the speakers above. It was particularly uplifting. While Julien was standing there, he noticed an odd man on the otherside of the road. He was wearing an old tarnished trench coat, and a newsbow hat. He had a cigar in his mouth and seemed quite nervous, shaking almost. Julien could perceive, that hanging out of the side pocket, was a belgian flag. This suprised our friend somewhat, but he did not do anything. The parade was about to begin.
The music dimmed down, and then, off the corner of your eye, one could see the Garde Republiqué marching in their stunning uniforms of dark blue. They chanted marching drills as they passed, and the people were ecstatic. The garde waved two military tricolours as they passed, and held their rifles to their chest.
"Vive La France!" The captain of the brigade called.
"VIVE LA FRANCE!!" cheered the crowd.
The people went overwhelmed with pride, men and women cried "Remember 25! REMEMBER 25!"*
Our friend too, found himself yelling with the rest.
Then, came the grand finale.
Marechal Pétain and President Doumergue. The crowd could not bare to control their happiness anymore. Some openly wept, others threw the tricolour into the air screaming praises for the revolution.
The automobile passed. Doumergue was seated, waving to the parisans, while Pétain stood up proudly, waving and yelling cheers. Flowers flooded the Champs de Elysees as the automobile passed. Overzealous citizens prostrated themselves on the ground as it went.
Julien kept his eye on Marechal Pétain, but then in that instant of which is to small to measure by time, a loud bang came from the crowd.
Julien, with his eyes fixed on Pétain, saw a horrible sight indeed.
The Marechal's head recoiled violently as the bullet hit him, right in his forehead. Blood was spouting from his mouth as his flailed in the air, trying to grab his head as his nervous system was being destroyed. He stumbled off the automobile, his dead body twitching here and there on the ground.
Everyone was shocked. The Marechal that had saved France, was no longer. The man who had held off the germans, was no longer there.
There was a hushed silence, as if the unbelievable had happened. Which it did. Then, came the denouncements.
'Traitor!"
"REACTIONARY!" a man cried in the crowd as he wept.
sounds of scuffling emmanated from the mass of people, and then, the belgian man of which we saw earlier, was cast out into the broad avenue, with a gun in his hand.
"Belgians!" Everyone proclaimed in a hush whisper in their head.
Doumergue was shocked most of all. He ran to Pétain's body, and then to the belgian man. The man tried to fire at Doumergue, but he missed. Grendarmes* rushed out with cudgels, and viciously beat the belgian man into submission.
They dragged his body off for interogation.
Doumergue proclaimed January 23rd of every year to be a day of national mourning.
Days later, it was announced, that the man had been a Belgian nationalist, and was secretly working with the Belgian government, The French had found other hitlists all throughout his coat.
On the list, were Germans, French, and even Dutch officials.
Doumergue and the Republican Commune sent off an ultimatum to Benelux, for the pain they had inflicted upon France:
- Benelux will cease to exist, and the nation of the Netherlands will be created.
- Belgium will pay massive reparations totaling 5 economy levels to France.
- Belgium will cede the French Congo to France, as well as Libya.
- Belgium will pay for half of the reparations by buying our Equatorial and West African territories back from the germans, with 3 economy levels, then upon purchase, return the land to France.
- Belgium will officially apoligize to France, and the world.
- If Belgium should not accept this ultimatum, then there would be grave consequences.
- Belgium will henceforth not be allowed to colonize in the future.
And off it went.
________________________________________________________________
Footnotes:
Grendarmes: Police.
25: 1925, the year of the revolution.
Insane_Panda
Deity
You protect Assasins! Even though they had GERMAN officials on their hitlist?!
The Nation of the Netherlands must be formed! The Dutch themselves want it!
The Nation of the Netherlands must be formed! The Dutch themselves want it!
Grandmaster
Deity
To France:
If the Dutch wish for a national state, then let them say so themselves. Hungary will not sit idly by and watch French opportunists take advantage of this situation to destroy a free nation and enslave a people. We demand that France withdraw their outrageous demands and come to a more reasonable settlement with Benelux. If France takes military action against Benelux, let them do so in the knowledge that Hungary will stand by Benelux and Germany.
If the Dutch wish for a national state, then let them say so themselves. Hungary will not sit idly by and watch French opportunists take advantage of this situation to destroy a free nation and enslave a people. We demand that France withdraw their outrageous demands and come to a more reasonable settlement with Benelux. If France takes military action against Benelux, let them do so in the knowledge that Hungary will stand by Benelux and Germany.
Insane_Panda
Deity
The Paris Files: In Which All is Revealed
Convict No.204566723 , formerly, Pierre de Louis, murderer.
Sentence: EXECUTION by firing squad.
Evidence:
Ex. 1: The Hitlist
As copied from the hitlist obtained by the Grendarmes.
Ex. 2: The Gun
The gun was procured from the convict at the scene of the crime. It was hot, and had recently been fired. The bullets in the Marechal's head matched with the gun.
Ex. 3: The Confessionary Statement
As written by Convict No. 204566723:
Ex. 4: The Witnesses
Jean Louis Pierre
Bishop Madeliene
Madame L'Engle
Pierre Savoy
Brochard Le Faux
Convict No.204566723 , formerly, Pierre de Louis, murderer.
Sentence: EXECUTION by firing squad.
Evidence:
Ex. 1: The Hitlist
As copied from the hitlist obtained by the Grendarmes.
Ex. 2: The Gun
The gun was procured from the convict at the scene of the crime. It was hot, and had recently been fired. The bullets in the Marechal's head matched with the gun.
Ex. 3: The Confessionary Statement
As written by Convict No. 204566723:
Ex. 4: The Witnesses
Jean Louis Pierre
Bishop Madeliene
Madame L'Engle
Pierre Savoy
Brochard Le Faux
das
Regeneration In Process
Yes
IC:
But ofcourse - if France is as kind as to:
- Grant independance to Occitania, Brittany, Gascogne and Normandy
- Pay massive reparations of the size of 10 economy levels
- Cede all of its colonies to Benelux.
- Sell all the gained territory to Germans for 3 economy levels and paying us back with all those.
- Apologize to the world.
- Disband its government.
Its just as reasonable as your demands are to us.
Also, as a sidenote, there is NO such thing as a Belgian government, and thus, the assassin had nothing to do with us.
Insane_Panda
Deity
Germany - we will pay you whatever reparations you need. But this is a matter concerning the French national soveriegnty. We will not sit idle and let assasins prowl our lands.
These demands are reasonable.
What if a German was hit, or a Hungarian, perhaps?
These demands are reasonable.
What if a German was hit, or a Hungarian, perhaps?
Insane_Panda
Deity
The Belgian government is the government of Benelux. It is confessed that the radical members of Belgium supported this man.
Accept or pay the consequences.
Accept or pay the consequences.
das
Regeneration In Process
So, you agree to our offer? I'm surprised...
Other then that - government of Benelux is NOT Belgian. It has Dutch, Luxemburgian and Belgian officials in it. Our Minister of Finance is Dutch. And we have NOTHING to do with the assassin, no matter what you say.
Other then that - government of Benelux is NOT Belgian. It has Dutch, Luxemburgian and Belgian officials in it. Our Minister of Finance is Dutch. And we have NOTHING to do with the assassin, no matter what you say.
To France:
From Germany:
We care less, we have an economic deal of 3 economy levels in exchange for the largest colony in africa w/ BeNeLux.
It is our deal to sell them this that matters the most to us.
You wouldnt afford 3 economys, if you could, we would gracefully sell them to you. but apparently communism is for the poor nations.
From Germany:
We care less, we have an economic deal of 3 economy levels in exchange for the largest colony in africa w/ BeNeLux.
It is our deal to sell them this that matters the most to us.
You wouldnt afford 3 economys, if you could, we would gracefully sell them to you. but apparently communism is for the poor nations.
Insane_Panda
Deity
We can afford it.
Just it wouldnt be paid all at once.
Just it wouldnt be paid all at once.
Insane_Panda
Deity
Germany - the only reason we are poor is because you brutally murdered our people! YOU have create communism, the enemy you hate so much, out of your blatant and ignorant militarism.
Insane_Panda
Deity
Is this what Germany has become? A Nation of merchants? I thought that was for the english...
alas, we will back down from war FOR NOW, but whatever happens later, is fairgame I'd say..
alas, we will back down from war FOR NOW, but whatever happens later, is fairgame I'd say..
Insane_Panda
Deity
To Israel:
From France:
Really?! France will never forget your aid
From France:
Really?! France will never forget your aid
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