Said many ways, all with the same message:
Redneck:
God ah hate them Federates. Th' Federated Kin'doms ought t'die. They haf far too menny economah centers, an' furthermo'e, they somehow manage t'acquire mo'e ev'ry turn, as enny fool kin plainly see. Someone ought t'kill them; ah w'd, but ah's too small, ah reckon. Curse me fo' believin' thet Thlayli'd come up wif a plan--next time ah's makin' peace based on th' merits of th' situashun, dadburn it.
Jive:
God ah' hate dose Federates. De Federated Kin'doms ought t'die. Dey gots far too many economy centers, and furdermo'e, dey somehow manage t'acquire mo'e every turn. 'S coo', bro. Some sucka ought t'kill dem; ah' would, but I'm too small. Curse me fo' believin' dat Dlayli would mosey on down up wid some plan--next time I'm makin' peace based on de merits uh de situashun, darn it. Man!
Cockney:
God I 'ate them Federates. The Federated Kingdoms ought ter die. They 'ave far too many economy centers, right, and furffermore, they somehow manage ter acquire more evry turn. Some bloke ought ter kill them; I would, right, but I'm bloody well too wee. Curse me for believin' that Flayli would come up wiv a plan--next time I'm makin' peace based on the bloody merits of the situation, darn it.
Pig Latin:
Odgay Iyay atehay osethay Ederatesfay. Ethay Ederatedfay Ingdomskay oughtyay otay ieday. Eythay avehay arfay ootay anymay economyyay enterscay, andyay urthermorefay, eythay omehowsay anagemay otay acquireyay oremay everyyay urntay. Omeonesay oughtyay otay illkay emthay; Iyay ouldway, utbay I'myay ootay allsmay. Ursecay emay orfay elievingbay atthay Aylithlay ouldway omecay upyay ithway ayay an--nextplay imetay I'myay akingmay eacepay asedbay onyay ethay eritsmay ofyay ethay ituationsay, arnday ityay.