New Years Resolutions (wrong answers only)

Uncle Sparky

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Post your worst NY Resolutions here. Such as...

I resolve to always tell my spouse/ significant other exactly what I think of her new clothes/haircut/etc. (I did that once, about 35 years ago...)

I resolve to get very, very drunk and go for an eye exam, then buy prescription glasses allowing me to see when plastered.
 
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