Not-So-Useful units, buildings, GPs and wonders

[fdgsgds]

Maginot Line

+ 1 flanking all enemy units

- 1 happiness in all cities

Also, an enemy at war doesn't charge toward the Maginot Line, but conquers your capital from a different direction. -500

 

[Kark]

Woodstock Music & Art Fair (Not-so-useful event)
(3 turns of peace and music)
Requires Rock'n'Roll to be built by any civ.
Requires Marijuana (Not-so-useful resource).
+10, -20, -30, +40, +50.
+5 if Psilocybe present.
40 years later: 100-10000 from hit(?) movie.

Psilocybe (Not-so-useful resource)
More or less the same characteristics as Marijuana, but no effect from the Red Light District Not-so-useful National Wonder (because mushroom users don't bother to travel into the city).

 

[Kark]

2012 (Not-so-useful wonder)
Provides +10 and +50 in 2013.

Very nice modding!

 

[Yakinator]

George McClellan(Not so useful Great General)


-All units get +25% , but are unable to attack.
-4 relations with Lincoln

 

[Öjevind Lång]

Trofim Lysenko (not-so-useful great Scientist).

Fools you into believing something completely erroneous, for example that acquired qualities can be passed on genetically. If he turns up, you are forced to accept his idiocy for fifteen turns and then have to start researching again from where you were before he turned up. And all the beakers you invested while he was around are scrapped and count for nothing. During the fiftten turns, every scientist in your civilization generates one .

 

[Dumanios]

Who is Trofim Lysenko?

 

[mariogreymist]

Woodstock Music & Art Fair (Not-so-useful event)
(3 turns of peace and music)
Requires Rock'n'Roll to be built by any civ.
Requires Marijuana (Not-so-useful resource).
+10, -20, -30, +40, +50.
+5 if Psilocybe present.
40 years later: 100-10000 from hit(?) movie.

Psilocybe (Not-so-useful resource)
More or less the same characteristics as Marijuana, but no effect from the Red Light District Not-so-useful National Wonder (because mushroom users don't bother to travel into the city).

If the Brown Acid resource is available, BAD TRIP!!!! City goes into revolt for two turns. 1-10 improvements in nearby cities are destroyed.

 

[zyphyr]

Who is Trofim Lysenko?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trofim_Lysenko

A rather 'interesting' scientist whose ideas caused a great deal of harm.

 

[Mallin]

Mallin's Birthday (useful event for me)



+1 in all my cities.
+1 in all other cities because of military parades.
+50 boost in my capital.
+25 boost in all my other cities.
Instant "We love the dictator" day in all my cities.
My spies steal 10% of all other civs to pay for the festiveties.
-25% upkeep cost for all my units for 5 turns.
+1 in all cities bordering my land due to unexploded fireworks landing in them.
1 free monument in all my cities even if obsolete.
It all happens again in 1 year!

 

[mechaerik]

Mallin's Birthday
+1 and -1 pop in all cities bordering my land due to unexploded fireworks landing in them.

fixed.

 

[Mallin]

+1 and -1 pop in all cities bordering my land due to unexploded fireworks landing in them.

Very good!

 

[pesgores]

Swiss Bank Swiss Civilization UB
+40%
+10 in world's 5 largest cities
+5 in world's next 10 largest cities
+1 in all other cities
Enemies suffer +300% War Weariness
Only works when the Pacifism Civic is selected

 

[FidelZandro]

The Coffeeshop (not-so-useful-building)
Unique building for Dutch empire
Requires Rock 'n Roll
+1
+1
+25%

+1
-1
-1
-10%
Increases maintenance +10%
Reduces University output to 40%
+2 from all European leaders

 

[pesgores]

Sid's Condoms (Not-so-Useful Corporation)
Can be founded by a Great Engineer
+1
+3
-4
+4
Competes with Sid's Pills

Sid's Pills (Not-so-useful Corporation)
Can be founded by a Great Scientist
+3
-2
+4
Competes with Sid's Condoms

 

[mechaerik]

Maginot Line

+ 1 flanking all enemy units

- 1 happiness in all cities

Several turns later, other leaders laugh at you and call you surrender monkeys.

 

[McGinty]

George McClellan(Not so useful Great General)


-All units get +25% , but are unable to attack.
-4 relations with Lincoln

- Opposing units appear to outnumber your forces by at least a 2-1 margin regardless of their actual strength.

 

[Kark]

Church of Scientology (Not-so-useful religion)
Founded by first to discover Corporation.
1 free not-so-useful Science Fiction author.
Shrine: Flag Land Base, can only be built by not-so-great artist L. Ron Hubbard.
Shrine: +1 per city with Scientology, -10, -4 , -1 birth rate, can turn 3 Citizen into .
In each city with Scientology: +1, +1, +1, +1, +1, +1, +1, +1, +1, +1:suicide:.

 

[Pim]

Ophra
Requires Emancipation & can be found by a great artist.
Turns the artist in a merchant-artist which gives:
+1 commerce for produced culture in city it joins.
-1 relation with male leaders.

a 0.001% chance she gives you a brand new car.

 

[Kanzera]

Robert Mugabe (not-so-useful leader)

+25

-100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 per turn

+10 with all other leaders

 

[xchen08]

Fiat money Not so useful wonder:
Cost: Nothing. Will be confiscated from citizens through printing money.
Requires: Currency and Printing Press
Causes Business Cycles(repeating event of +20% for 5 turns and -50% for 5 turns)
Inflation enters upkeep table
Enables Hyperinflation: Not so useful wonder

Umm, you realize that the business cycle, inflation, and hyperinflation all existed long before fiat money? Just to let you know, speeches by Ron Paul are not a good source for actual history.

- Opposing units appear to outnumber your forces by at least a 2-1 margin regardless of their actual strength.

Also unlocks the Pinkerton not so Great Spy.

Has double normal visual radius, but may see units that are not there.
If infiltrated, produces +50% than normal, but also creates large phantom armies that will only disappear when attacked.
If settled, eliminates from whipping in that city, but gives +1 in every city.