Askthepizzaguy
Know the Dark Side
I will go on the hunt as well
"Yes, that is an excellent idea. You strong people with weapons go get me some more food. You know what they say about rations, you eat them and you're hungry again 30 minutes later. Meanwhile, I'll sit here in my nice, strong, protective castle tower, tinkering around with my latest invention, an inflatable bag that makes a farting noise when someone sits on it. POOOOOF! Magic.
I'll also be practicing my irreverence, just in case someone needs thorough mocking.
I sure am glad we remembered to bring along a magician for this struggle. My talents are seemingly boundless. I'm like a Bard, except not musically talented, and a lot less dead so far."