NOTW XLVIII -- The DOOM Project, Episode II: The Orphans of Oblivion [Game Thread]

[Askthepizzaguy]

So, suppose you do have this negative discretion, it would be in your best interests to go where you can gain some discretion, thus improving your positive impact on missions.

Tokyo IIRC allows all of the participants to gain discretion, while CERN doesn't offer that.

I pretty much have to join that mission or sit them both out, don't I?

I will cancel out one of you. So yeah, add an additional person if I join it.

 

[JohannaK]

Just go to Tokyo. A hypothetical negative discretion cannot be so bad to endanger a non-prioritary mission.

 

[JohannaK]

Damn yo and yo twin.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Damn yo and yo twin.

The ladies don't seem to mind. After all, I'm

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double your pleasure.

YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Anyway, I think the benefit of everyone gaining discretion is more important than if I gain discretion, so I don't think it is as clear cut as "join, who cares, it's not a vital mission".

I just hope the game host is good enough to include a guy carrying way too much gear which he keeps dropping, with his underwear outside of his pants, in the writeup. That way I can at least be comic relief.

 

[Buddhafish]

Well Atpg, I have a lot of time right now. I like this game and it's setup, and I feel like I can be active, so I will.

You're going to have to deal with a whole lot of Romeo.

Spoiler :

Thank God there's no Juliet.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

All Romeo and No Juliet makes for a sticky situation.

Need some tissues?

 

[JohannaK]

I said that I doubt you would even endanger the mission.

 

[JohannaK]

Romeo and Paris would have been by far a more interesting play.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Romeo and Paris would have been by far a more interesting play.

I heard of that movie. I understand there was a lot of night visions and cell phone interruptions.

And you're so sure I won't endanger the mission, eh? Endanger is my middle name. Look at me, I've got this whole pot of coffee and I'm standing next to a very expensive-looking computerized control console thingy. The best part of waking up... is accidental electrocution in your cup!

 

[JohannaK]

I said I doubt you would. There should be more than enough Ooperatives to cover up for your negative discretion. Now Move Your Ass!

Ass... hmm...

 

[JohannaK]

I said I doubt you would. There should be more than enough Ooperatives to cover up for your negative discretion. Now Move Your Ass!

Ass... hmm...

EDIT: Identical doublepost. Ignore this post.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Assthepizzaguy reporting for duty, sirs.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

So you're with your buddy Romeo and you're making out because Juliet isn't there, and we all have needs I suppose, plus there's a time and a place for everything and it's called college, when the phone rings. You answer it and it is Romeo's dad. "What are you doing with my son, he's just going through a phase!" You calmly reply "It's not just a phase or a choice of lifestyle, it's just how he is, and I'll thank you to start accepting him rather than trying to change him. Also, I need more tissues." You turn to Romeo and tell him and he says "My dad is dead." THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Also, we didn't even have any phones to begin with. So we went to Tokyo.

Move: Tokyo Data Acquisition

 

[JohannaK]

Oh my God, I'm making out with Buddhafish.

How could I fall so low?

Spoiler :

 

[Buddhafish]

Ok, pizza. Don't go too far off the reservation now.

Spoiler :

I have standards

 

[JohannaK]

I'm too sexy for your so-called "standards"

 

[johnhughthom]

Reads thread
Shakes head at amount of spammy nonsense
Realises El Takewer hasn't posted yet
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Hides in the corner, shaking and crying

 

[JohannaK]

I am the new Takhisis. Except my spam is even worse than his spam. I absorbed his spamming powers along the course of several conversations we had on fiftychat.

 

[SouthernKing]

I am the new Takhisis. Except my spam is even worse than his spam. I absorbed his spamming powers along the course of several conversations we had on fiftychat.

Burn the pretender! None shall usurp Taki's throne of spamming!

 

[Buddhafish]

The spamming will continue until morale improves.