NOTW XXXV: Life's A Bore (Sign-Up Thread)

askthepizzaguy for not being talkative enough. Also, he has recently made one post in OT, which is the mark of scumness.
 
Taking up the cause of badgers won't help you, atpg. That's one of the worst OMGUS votes ever.
 
Taking up the cause of badgers won't help you, atpg. That's one of the worst OMGUS votes ever.

Someone has to defend their delicate behinds. If you mess with badgers, you'll have to mess with me. I'm armed with a pool cue that's covered in vegetable oil.

Come hither. ;)
 
If it's covered in oil, then you'll barely be able to hold on to it. Autocats, roll out!!
 
That will only strengthen them. They gain +1 Strength and +2 Agility when confronted with milkmen. As in, swordsmen, but armed with milk instead of sword.
 
That will only strengthen them. They gain +1 Strength and +2 Agility when confronted with milkmen. As in, swordsmen, but armed with milk instead of sword.

They still have to drink it. And then, vegetable oil covered pool cue to the pink starfish, yahhhh!!!
 
And be strengthened by it. MWAHAHAHA!!!

Like invincible Super Mario with the Frog Suit, it will still die when I toss its pool-cue skewered carcass into a lava pit.

:goodjob:

Where's your mighty milk power-up now? Oh yeah, that's right, inside Kitteh Flambé with a side of über and pwned.
 
I'll be in. That's right, I don't just bold the word in. I bold the whole phrase.
 
I don't think I'll have time to play this game, going on holiday in less than 3 weeks.
 
It would be rather ironic if Earthling was unavailable and his post was taken up by atpg.
 
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