Danke
Judge Advocate
Ah Hahahahaha! I'm going to make *meeeellions*!
Ahem, Boondoggle & Pork's average rate of return is significantly higher than industry averages or any third-party index. As such we confidently declare that our predicted growth rate far outpaces predictions for inflation, or returns on bonds or any other Fanatikan investment instrument. Dividends will be paid promptly to Series-A stockholders, pretty much as soon as the check clears.
B&A investments have a high P/E, S/E, N/A, and D/E ratio, are sold direct to consumers to avoid middlemen and can be converted easily* to maintain liquidity. B&A investments are certifed AAA by our subsidiary, A&B General Accountants, LLC.
What, no takers?
Danke Q. Boondoggle
Boondoggle & Pork, Lobbyists
Greasing the Wheels of Democracy Since 4000 BC-ish
*180 days notice
Ahem, Boondoggle & Pork's average rate of return is significantly higher than industry averages or any third-party index. As such we confidently declare that our predicted growth rate far outpaces predictions for inflation, or returns on bonds or any other Fanatikan investment instrument. Dividends will be paid promptly to Series-A stockholders, pretty much as soon as the check clears.
B&A investments have a high P/E, S/E, N/A, and D/E ratio, are sold direct to consumers to avoid middlemen and can be converted easily* to maintain liquidity. B&A investments are certifed AAA by our subsidiary, A&B General Accountants, LLC.
What, no takers?
Danke Q. Boondoggle
Boondoggle & Pork, Lobbyists
Greasing the Wheels of Democracy Since 4000 BC-ish
*180 days notice