Official Bush Quotes Thread!

[LesCanadiens]

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- Governor George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- Governor George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- Governor George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- Governor George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- Governor George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush

 

[Judge_Deadd]

"Saddam, give us your oil. NOW!"
- George W. Bush

 

[WillJ]

I'm pretty sure most (if not all) of those are from Dan Quayle, not George W. Bush:

Dan Quayle's Wise Words

 

[Zcylen]

when he ends his period he could be a good clown

 

[Suppersalmon]

I heard one about the french not haveing a word for entrepunere cant remember it in full

 

[LesCanadiens]

Originally posted by WillJ
I'm pretty sure most (if not all) of those are from Dan Quayle, not George W. Bush:

Dan Quayle's Wise Words

http://www.00fun.com/bushquotes.shtml

 

[LesCanadiens]

I know he never actually said this, but I still find it hilarious. It's from This hour has 22 minutes IIRC.

Yes, scientists have recently proven, that Canada does exist!

In the past few months, the Sears disease has ravaged the world. It has showen up in places like China, Taiwan, and Asialand. One place it has also come to is Toe-Ron'Toe, the capital of Canada. This was cited by many experts as proof that the mythical land knowen only as Canada does infact exist.
Recently, Angry Cow Disease was found in a Blerta, a providance of Canada, many have said this is just a load of BSE, but experts once again, belive it to be a sign that Canada is real.
Now, pot is becoming de crimilized in this mythical land, while the United States is upset that Americans will just go to Canada to purchase pot and other cookware, it is finally proof that Canada is a real place.
we have sent an envoy to speak to King Ottawa, we hope to hear back from him soon.

~George W Bush

 

[cgannon64]

"So you have blacks too?" to the President of Brazil when he thought the cameras were off.

 

[Sodfather]

"Rarely is the question asked, 'Is our children learning?'"

 

[anonymous4401]

Sound the Quayle Alarm! Once more, Quayle quotes are attributed to Bush!

 

[Civanator]

How do you know when Bush is lying?

 

[GerrardCapashen]

Originally posted by Civanator
How do you know when Bush is lying?

His mouth is open.


Hey, somebody had to say it.

 

[Inter4]

Originally posted by GerrardCapashen



His mouth is open.


Hey, somebody had to say it.

Looks like you LOVE him!!

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Those are hilarious. The Canada one was the best