Oh Comcast, How Low Can You Go?

[Hygro]

To disconnect cable, she asked;
She got hassled and charged and harassed.
And then they confer this,
Their signature service:
Her husband found his name Comc-a**ed.

 

[rkade8583]

We have Comcast... we hate them. I'd say more but I'm not allowed to swear here.

Suffice to say, in the decade we've had them, we've had good years followed by months without service and that makes us very angry.

 

[downtown]

The last time I had to call Comcast, I swore so much I made the rep cry. I'm not making that up.

I had to leave the hospital after my daughter was born to deal with them (I need Cable TV for work). As far as I'm concerned, they're the most evil corporation this side of Umbrella Corp.

 

[Commodore]

The last time I had to call Comcast, I swore so much I made the rep cry. I'm not making that up.

I had to leave the hospital after my daughter was born to deal with them (I need Cable TV for work). As far as I'm concerned, they're the most evil corporation this side of Umbrella Corp.

I don't know. Umbrella only destroyed one city (at least in the video games), whereas Comcast seems to be ruining the entire nation.

 

[Hygro]

I don't know. Umbrella only destroyed one city (at least in the video games), whereas Comcast seems to be ruining the entire nation.

You know that's a good point, the economic damage they are causing is immense. Why have we not declared them enemies of the state?

 

[Gori the Grey]

You know this just encourages me, don't you:

Comcast Customer Satisfaction Follow-up Survey:

--Mister Brown we hope in this poll we
Can depend that you won't rate us lowly,
That your latest transaction
Was to your satisfaction.
--Well, no. No it wasn't, not wholly.

 

[MagisterCultuum]

At my nephews' birthday party on Saturday my half-brother mentioned that he was thinking about cancelling his Comcast cable. I referenced the reputation of their retention agents, but he said that when they cancelled their Comcast cable a few years back (presumably at their old house?) they didn't have any trouble whatsoever.

 

[gay_Aleks]

That's because they sent Comcast assassins, then replaced the family. It's not the same family.

 

[aelf]

So Comcast is Tleilaxu?