A black woman is pregnant, and she delivers her baby. Surprise! He's white!
Her husband (which is as black as I'm white) is very upset.
-"What! What did you do? I'm sure the father is the missionary, he's the only white man around!"
And he goes straight to the missionary's house, and explain his case.
The missionnary tries to calm him.
- "You know, the ways of God are very mysterious, and sometimes strange things, miracles, can happen. Look at the sheeps in the pen just there. They are all white, except one which is black!"
And the black man answer
"I understand. I will say nothing more about my white baby. But please, don't tell anything to my wife about the black sheep".
Her husband (which is as black as I'm white) is very upset.
-"What! What did you do? I'm sure the father is the missionary, he's the only white man around!"
And he goes straight to the missionary's house, and explain his case.
The missionnary tries to calm him.
- "You know, the ways of God are very mysterious, and sometimes strange things, miracles, can happen. Look at the sheeps in the pen just there. They are all white, except one which is black!"
And the black man answer
"I understand. I will say nothing more about my white baby. But please, don't tell anything to my wife about the black sheep".
Thats a good one 
