OT Poster Empires

[Love]

I attacked and annexed mexico and cuba.

Mexico salutes a more centralized nation and cuba enjoys another time of socialism. But this time with love, not cigars.



Also, Karalysia. Nations of the people must stick together. Our alliance will be feared. Will you join the Socialist republic of Love on it's struggle against egocentric capitalism and other nonloving stuff?

 

[Shekwan]

I'm not sure how these forum games work, but I'm going to put an offer on the table:

I will trade ALL my African land for Philadelphia.

I know its the city of brotherly love and therefore central to Love's Empire but I feel it doesn't make sense for a state based on the Rocky movies to be located in Africa. We need to go home. Training montages suck in Africa. Theres not enough massive buildings to run to the top of.

Now I realise that this trade would create an imbalanace in the game here, so I encourage other countries to invade Philadelphia for me so they can trade it for Africa.

 

[Love]

I agree to that offer. You make the map.

 

[Shekwan]

I agree to that offer. You make the map.

I'm at work so I can't. You're getting a good offer, so you do the editing work.

 

[TheLastOne36]

i am not against nukes, but i cant use them. obviously.

oh yeah and TheLastOne36: in case someone decides to use a nuke, i'm pretty sure Warsaw doesn't have a decent anti nuke defense. i can construct one. for a price. (and its a fair price too)

Sure, why not.

How about We give you half of our Coal Supplies to help you with your war?

Also we will give you Amber.

LOVE, I DEMEND THAT YOU END COMMUNICATION WITH KARLYASIA UNTIL THE END OF THE WAR.

 

[Love]

In my complete lack of skills of drawing the state of pennsylvania, I granted you the northeast coast of the US. It's a fair trade anyway.

 

[landlubber]

I claim Central and Western Canada.

 

[Virote_Considon]

Time to start waging my guerrilla campaign!

 

[Joecoolyo]

So, Love, are you joining the Yared-Joecoolyo alliance or not? If so, we need to come up with an awesome name starting with Triple...

I'll also extend a friendly hand towards Karalysia for an alliance. (my country's pretty socialist too)

 

[Virote_Considon]

Well, me, tlo and Mathalamus can form the Tripple Entendre

Also, I formally request aid from the Soviet Union.

 

[Joecoolyo]

Time to start waging my guerrilla campaign!

Well, me, tlo and Mathalamus can form the Tripple Entendre

Also, I formally request aid from the Soviet Union.

I'll offer vassalization one more time. And this is what it will entail:

Basically, you won't have a standing army (you wouldn't need one as I'll protect you)

And, that's pretty much it. I won't force any payments upon you or your citizens, all you'll have to do is abolish your army and call yourselves a vassal. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me.

Heck, I'll even through in funding for whatever you need. Just call Jerusalem and we'll strike a deal!

So what do you say?

 

[Love]

Sure Joe. I'm in! It will get even better if we get Karalysia. Then we will be the Quadruple alliance!

We really need a country marker. I'll see if i can fix that.

 

[Joecoolyo]

Sure Joe. I'm in! It will get even better if we get Karalysia. Then we will be the Quadruple alliance!

We really need a country marker.

Hooray!

 

[Virote_Considon]

I'll offer vassalization one more time. And this is what it will entail:

Basically, you won't have a standing army (you wouldn't need one as I'll protect you)

And, that's pretty much it. I won't force any payments upon you or your citizens, all you'll have to do is abolish your army and call yourselves a vassal. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me.

Heck, I'll even through in funding for whatever you need. Just call Jerusalem and we'll strike a deal!

So what do you say?

Independence or death!

And for what it's worth, we'll also funnel money in to support other insurgency groups in Armenia and Georgia. Our brothers in the Caucasus need to throw off the yoke of Ottoman oppression

 

[Joecoolyo]

Independence or death!

And for what it's worth, we'll also funnel money in to support other insurgency groups in Armenia and Georgia. Our brothers in the Caucasus need to throw off the yoke of Ottoman oppression

Well, that won't be much of a problem once Karalysia joins the Quad.

But for now, continuous bombing by a fleet of Stealth bombers should do. Have fun!



edit: btw, I'm also undertaking a massive modernization project for my army (since some people think it's outdated). Developing the latest guns, clothing, tanks, ships, and planes. I'd say about 30% of my entire GDP is going towards it (with all my funds from my massive Hi-Tech trade centers (Tel Aviv, Baghdad, Dubai, Cairo, etc.) and oil drilling); I'd also like to request Love's and Yared's help with this, as their armies are considered "modern".

editedit: I am now also embargoing the Byzantines (i.e. no more oil!), if the Polish decide to help anymore then I'll embargo oil to them too.

 

[Virote_Considon]

Karalysia! Don't join the quad! Help me out! I am a small nation besieged on all sides by the vile Ottoman imperialists!

 

[Joecoolyo]

But of course Karalysia wants to come and help his socialist Ottoman brethren, doesn't he?

Join the Quad Karalyisa! We have cookies!

 

[Virote_Considon]

Don't join the Quad, Karalysia!

I have... I have... Erm...


...Aha! I have a very uncompromising photograph of you, the head of the Russian mafia, and a bottle of whipped cream!

(I'm getting most of my funding currently from the Russian mafia anyway, due to said photo)


We're currently entering phase 1 of the conflict. We're laying so many mines down on the ground that your troops are going to have a hard time just entering Karabakh. Furthermore, we're arming the Kurds and Shia Muslims. They're gonna be a significant fifth column for you!

And there's no guarantee we won't start on a campaign of terrorism to help our cause against anyone who's not on our side, either.


In other news, one of your bombs has just hit an orphanage. I'm going to posthumously adopt one of the orphans and claim she was adopted before the bombings, and use it for mass propaganda effect!

 

[Love]

Here's a map, now with the map key. If you feel like your country has been left out. (I know I have left out some), add it in and update the map!

 

[TheLastOne36]

I ask Yared/Scandinavia for aid against Soviet Union. (Just weapons, not military aid.. yet)

I also ask Gangleria, Marian Empire and East Germany the same thing.

Also no nukes, or we will nuke the out of you ten fold.