OT Poster Empires

[mythmonster2]

Iceland joins Mythistan.
To Scandinavia and Sovjet Union: are you interested in forming a Northern Alliance?


(I suggest we bold the names of countries we're talking to, just to make communication clearer.)

 

[Love]

I hereby support Mythistans independence.

 

[Shekwan]

Sweet, I got Detroit and New Jersey! Score.

You guys can call my country EIS for short, I am not worthy to be the name of it. Respect Rock.

 

[Joecoolyo]

Don't join the Quad, Karalysia!

I have... I have... Erm...


...Aha! I have a very uncompromising photograph of you, the head of the Russian mafia, and a bottle of whipped cream!

(I'm getting most of my funding currently from the Russian mafia anyway, due to said photo)


We're currently entering phase 1 of the conflict. We're laying so many mines down on the ground that your troops are going to have a hard time just entering Karabakh. Furthermore, we're arming the Kurds and Shia Muslims. They're gonna be a significant fifth column for you!

And there's no guarantee we won't start on a campaign of terrorism to help our cause against anyone who's not on our side, either.


In other news, one of your bombs has just hit an orphanage. I'm going to posthumously adopt one of the orphans and claim she was adopted before the bombings, and use it for mass propaganda effect!

Psh! Who ever said I was going to use land troops? I'm just going to bomb you until you submit!

Joining the 24/7 bombings of Viroteland is now the feared AC-130, and M109 howitzer to induce some shelling of your cities.

Here's a map, now with the map key. If you feel like your country has been left out. (I know I have left out some), add it in and update the map!

Spoiler :

You forgot my country!

Nonetheless, I'll add it in.

 

[Virote_Considon]

Ha! Bomb us all you like! We've been preparing for this for a long time! Under practically every building is a nuclear bunker! You're just wasting your ammo!

Also, Choxorn, how would you like to be the owner of Iran?

 

[Love]

Psh! Who ever said I was going to use land troops? I'm just going to bomb you until you submit!

Joining the 24/7 bombings of Viroteland is now the feared AC-130, and M109 howitzer to induce some shelling of your cities.




[/SPOILER]
You forgot my country!

Nonetheless, I'll add it in.

Hehe, i thought I had added it...

 

[Joecoolyo]

Ha! Bomb us all you like! We've been preparing for this for a long time! Under practically every building is a nuclear bunker! You're just wasting your ammo!

Also, Choxorn, how would you like to be the owner of Iran?

Fine, you've made resort to our final plan. For one week straight, we're going to bomb every inch of your country with MOAB's, these MOABs will be dropped every 5 minutes continuously for the 7 days. Once the bombing is over, your country should be pretty much flattened (and all the mines destroyed), so we can commence a land invasion of 1 million men.

This is of course, added along with all the bombing and shelling going on so far, which will still continue.

Good night, and good luck

 

[Virote_Considon]

Those 1 million men will be cut to ribbons by my Guerrilla fighters!

 

[Tani Coyote]

I ask Yared/Scandinavia for aid against Soviet Union. (Just weapons, not military aid.. yet)

I also ask Gangleria, Marian Empire and East Germany the same thing.

Granted. The Marian Empire will support all anti-Communist efforts around the globe, unless it begins to be a major drain on our budget. Given Poland's central location in Europe - thus being the gateway to the west - we of course give most of these resources to all Polish defensive efforts; they are to be the Eastern(relative to the Marian Empire, I mean) Wall.

I propose that, faced with the massive Socialist Alliance that's steadily forming, an anti-socialist alliance be formed in response.

Cold War ahoy!

 

[DroopyTofu]

Thanks for keeping up with my empire while I was gone, everyone. Would anyone be interested in forming an alliance with the Droopy EMpire? Free use of the Panama Canal

 

[Tani Coyote]

Thanks for keeping up with my empire while I was gone, everyone. Would anyone be interested in forming an alliance with the Droopy EMpire? Free use of the Panama Canal

Given that the Commies have taken control of the Suez Canal, the balance of power warrants that the Panama Canal be taken by the other side. Therefore, I would be interested in forming an alliance.

 

[civplayah]

What game is this?

 

[Love]

Thanks for keeping up with my empire while I was gone, everyone. Would anyone be interested in forming an alliance with the Droopy EMpire? Free use of the Panama Canal

We should establish a Neutralized Central-American trading pact. Also, on a non-related note, if you let the Marian empire sail through the canal I will: *Sigh* Annex panama along with the Caribbean isles and issue an embargo on Droopy empire. There, I said it.

And Joecoolyo, Scandinavia and Sovjet: I propose a socialist economic union. Which will allow free (with free I of course mean by government controlled) trade along with open borders and a share of different technologies and a smuggler database.

 

[DroopyTofu]

All right, Taniciusfox. If I'm allied with the Marian Empire now, who else is on my side?

Oh, BTW, the Droopy Empire is capitalist, industrialized in most parts of the country, and has a powerful Navy. Is that reasonable enough for this game?

EDIT, I'll go on with a Neutralized Central-American Trade Pact (NCATP), with the emphasis on the Neutralized part, since you're commie.

 

[TheLastOne36]

Huayna Capac and Droopy, do you wish to align South America with Poland/Byzantine/Marians?

Also Choxorn and Virote, Alliance against Ottomans?

edit: Droopy, if you accept the alliance, help me bloccade St. Petersburg, Haifa, Beirut, Tel Aviv and Alexandria.

 

[Love]

TLO, remember that your south-american provinces will have to go if a war will flame up.

If you like those provinces, keep your fingers from my ally.

 

[TheLastOne36]

Ok, Huayna Capac you can have Venezuela, if you ally with me and make Polish a second language, and the same with Droopy, you can have the Yucatan if you ally with me and make Polish a second language.

I also wish to remain friendly with you Love.

 

[DroopyTofu]

If you and Love can keep peace, I'll join Poland, but only if I get Venezuela instead of Yucatan. Oh, and I already have 2 languages (Portugese and Spanish) so I'm gonna have to turn down the Polish. Sorry. I'll send some of my fleet to the Mediterranian to help with some of the Holy Land.

 

[mangxema]

Argh... crossposting + these cumulative maps = fail. So apparently Corsica and Sardinia have already been claimed (as well as the entire world, basically). Oh well. I still claim Corsica and Sardinia anyway. A man's gotta sleep somewhere. I would advise West 36 not to make a big deal about it because all we really want to do is run casino resorts and brothels.

Aside: Hey! I just took a picture of that same MOAB last week!

 

[Love]

We need a list of current alliances, unions and wars.

Alliances:

The Quadruple: Socialist Republic of Love, Scandinavia and Joecoolyottomans

The Triple-entente (Egocentric capitalists) : Poland, Byzantine, Marians and droopy empire