PandaNES II - Les Fleurs du Mal

Orders will come tonight.
 
Insane_Panda said:
TO: The Maratha Confederacy
FROM: Rajputana
CC: His Majesty, Shah Alam II, Emperor of India


We have no taste for you Marathan scum. You have, for far too long, attempted to exert your influence and oppression upon the Rajputs, and we shall not allow you further extend your power by fighting for you.

Be gone, and do not ask more of us, lest we be further engraged.

TO: The Maratha Confederacy
FROM: The Kingdom of Mysore


We, like you, have a strong distaste of the English tyrants. The Kingdom of Mysore shall join you in defending our great land.

TO: The Marathan Confederacy
FROM: The Kingdom of Punjab
CC: The Kingdoms of Great Britain and Ireland


We do not wish to further spill blood, and we do not wish to involve ourselves in affairs which shall only distract us from attaining true peace and prosperity. We do not wish you ill, yet we ask that you do not attempt to drag us into your conflicts with the English.

However, Let all nations know that we shall do whatever is in our capabilities to fight and destroy all those that should seek to harm our prosperity.
OOC: Ahh the "Goldilocks" approach to diplomacy.

TO: Rajputana
FROM: Maratha

Of our hospitality you have partaken,
But our motives you have mistaken;
Go in peace and do not fear;
Should need arise, your call we'll hear.

TO: The Kingdom of Punjab
FROM: Maratha

Your preservation we leave to you
We'll not link Punjab to what we do;
Go in peace and do not fear
Should need arise, your call we'll hear.

TO: The Kingdom of Mysore
FROM: Maratha

With open arms we serve your need
And not the English appetite to feed
To keep the peace between our nations
And guard our lands with defense relations.

(5 turn NAP and defensive pact)
 
1791

“Captain, my family and I have funded your expeditions. We have given you an unlimited supply of resources, ships, and men. But what have we gotten in return? Absolutely nothing.”

It was these words that were repeated over and over in Alessandro’s head. It was true that the Spanish monarchy hadn’t seen much return from his expeditions; no, there really wasn’t much money left to give back once he and his men had arrived in Seville. He laughed. The men had been lonely on the ship, and once they reached Spain, they of course had certain needs to fill. But now King Charles IV had ordered him, ordered, to find a “Northwest Passage,” a way through the New World to the Pacific Ocean. A passage of this sorts would only make the King richer. Charles had invested greatly in the Royal Philippine Company, and if the Spanish were to find a faster way to get goods from the New World to Asia, a fortune was to be made. And so Alessandro Malaspina led a mini-armada of 10 ships to the New World, with a mission. This was different from Malaspina’s other expeditions, because in the bottom of his heart, he knew that if he didn’t succeed, there would be a huge price to pay.

It would be his life.

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1792

Across the Atlantic, a group of uniformed men sat in a room accessible only by the most elite Spanish naval officers.

The Conspirator blew a smoke cloud of hookah as he looked at the men seated around him. The men stood up, prepared their rifles, and walked towards the door.

The Conspirator was the last to stand.

He whispered to himself… and the words he spoke were ominous.

”It will begin shortly.”

OOC:

Orders coming after I talk to Panda.
 
From Japan
To the United Kingdom, and other Mercantile Powers
It would seem that the Netherlands has no interested in a continued cooperation with Japan and therefore we would to open negotiations with you for the Exclusive trade rights with us.
 
To Japan
From Maratha


We would engage in trade with far Japan.
 
Japanese Announcement
We Have struck a deal with Russia for the Exclusive Rights of Trade for the Next 18 Years.
 
From: Qing China
To: Russia

What the Japanese claim is confusing. Is that you will only trade with Japan in Asia exclusively? Or that they can only trade with you?


@panda, orders will come today
 
OOC: Very little point in fishing for trade agreements when you agree to the first serious offer you get. :p
 
Confirming Prussia. Panda, I am in New Hampshire. I do not know if I will be home in time to send orders. If not, I ask that you please delay the update by a day or two. First turn, Prussia... yeah. ;)
 
TO: United States of America
FROM: Kingdom of Great Britain

We will agree to vacate all fortifications within the Northwest Territories by midnight of January 1, 1793. We are also interested in reestablishing trade ties between the United States and Great Britain, now that peace has been restored.

TO: Qajar Shahdom of Persia
FROM: Kingdom of Great Britain

We agree to the signing of a Five Year Non-Aggression Pact.
 
If it is peaceful update in his neck of the woods, NPC him and let him catch up with two sets of orders in turn two.
 
As he's kinda at war with me (Valmy had already happened, according to Panda), fat chance. ;)
 
Then he'd better get his butt back to court and take the reigns of power.
 
Or maybe Citizen Hohenzollern could just surrender. ;)
 
das said:
"La terreur n'est autre chose que la justice prompte, sévère, inflexible; elle est donc une émanation de la vertu ; elle est moins un principe particulier, qu’une conséquence du principe général de la démocratie, appliqué aux plus pressants besoins de la patrie."
- Maximilien Robespierre.
It's surely an ominous sign that Babelfish translated this without mangling it at all. ;) Such is unheard of.
 
It would have been a most ominous sign had I used Babelfish instead of checking the French Wiki. ;)
 
Nobody has responded to my Diplo:(
 
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