United Nations: Saddam where are you hiding your weapons of mass destruction?
Saddam: What do you mean?
United Nations: You know the weapons you were going to use to blow up the world.
Saddam: I got rid of them.
United Nations: Don't make us angry, Saddam, or we'll get so angry, we'll write a letter explaining how angry we are and then send it to you.
Don't be a sap. The United Nations is a waste of resources.