Dreadnought said:
The Stockholm Times
Our king is dead; a new king, King Stephan V, has risen to power. He promises to increase Sweden's industry and promotes wealth among the people. He also keeps Sweden's military strength at the following levels:
Infantry: 400,000 men
Tanks: 300
Ships: 15 Destroyers, 9 Cruisers, 4 Battleships
Planes: 100 fighters
He also sends a message to his neighbors, Norway and Denmark, asking that trade grow between our nations. Hopefully this proposition will be accepted.
Storgon Forkbeard
Assosiated Press
28 September 23.59
Aftenposten Aften
Jens Stoltenberg lynched by mob of Conservative Christians! Nation in shock!!
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29 September 03.50
VERDENS
GANG
John Grønvold headhunted by Government Officials as 'the only man capable of healing the deepest wound in Norway's democratic history'.
29 September 07.13 Dagbladet
John Yut Sang Cheung Grønvold carried on gold chair by jubilant masses through from Fjellhaug Skole to the streets of Karl Johan where an ecstatic throng of followers follow him from Jerbanetorget to the Palace Castle where he is to attend to an emergency government meeting with the King and the political parties Venstre and Kristelig Folkeparti!
29 September 17.54.31 Dagen
John Grønvold declared interim Prime Minister of Norway!
-Proposes new National Budget
-Cutting the Foreign Minister out of the loop the PM wires messages directly to the PM of Sweden and New Zealand!
From Norway to Sweden
We already have rampant trade across our fully open borders. Our consumers are spending Norwegian currency on Swedish groceries, thereby seriously undermining our agriculture.
Why does Sweden need to host such a large army? Certainly a standing army compromising 5% of your population will be a great toll on your economy. We're a peaceful regional community and you should spend more money on welfare and follow in the example of a wealthy, successful nation like Norway.
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To New Zealand from Norway
You are such a sweet nation. We will send you Norwegian 'Geiteost' and 'Telemarkski' to comfort you.