Phrases you can't say without sounding a complete idiot

[Kozmos]

None,history has had nations rise & fall and so it shall continue to be.

 

[Rambuchan]

"Selling uber-rare Thordion 2-handed swords hit 55555555"

"Hit 999999 for hawt sax"

"Gimme free stuff plz"

"Plz plz plz plz plz"

"Yes I'm a level X uber-lord, I know everything about this game, what do you want oh little noob that's wasted all his pathetic life in the real world?"

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

Saying anything whilst doing the " " thing with your fingers.

Also "Hi my name is X PhD"

 

[Turner]

"Can you smelllllllllllllllllllllllll what the Rock's cooking?" *eyebrow arch*

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

Singing any song whilst playing Air Guitar. You're not 6 anymore Son.

 

[Kozmos]

"Can you smelllllllllllllllllllllllll what the Rock's cooking?" *eyebrow arch*

I had a WWF game on my old PS...everytime I chose the Rock,a movie played with those words...ah the times.

 

[Rambuchan]

"'Sup Niigga"

 

[Turner]

I got a funny story about that.

My kids love Jackie Chan. Well, no surprise, I do to. So we're watching Rush Hour, and there's a scene in the movie where Chris Tucker says it, and not too much later Jackie Chan says it.... not a bad scene in the movie, and it made an impression on my then-almost six y/o. So not long after seeing that, we go to grandma's house.....

 

[Steph]

"I believe this universe in perfect harmony did not come about by random chance, but by a divine creator. I also believe it is the God of Israel as described in The Bible for that account is reliable. And since I believe this, I believe the Earth was created in six days, and I also believe in the great flood, the Mabbul, because of the billions of marine fossils in the highest of mountains and effects left by it, particularly sedimentary rock. I do not believe the sun, for instance, could exist for billions of years as it is shrinking giving off heat, and so the Earth could never have existed beyond mere thousands of years ago. And also some of the planets spin opposite of other ones, and even at least one but likely more (I can't be certain) satelittes spin the opposite way of its planet."

I find your contribution to the thread "phrases you can't say without sounding a complete idiot" very good

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

"Whazzzup"

Take it back to 1999 idiot

 

[Rambuchan]

I got a funny story about that.

My kids love Jackie Chan. Well, no surprise, I do to. So we're watching Rush Hour, and there's a scene in the movie where Chris Tucker says it, and not too much later Jackie Chan says it.... not a bad scene in the movie, and it made an impression on my then-almost six y/o. So not long after seeing that, we go to grandma's house.....

We go to grandma's house.

 

[Perfection]

"Whazzzup"

What? You dissin' my freestylin', home fries?

 

[Steph]

The French propaganda in 1940
"We will win because we are the strongest".

Just imagine the beating if we were not the strongest!

 

[nonconformist]

Which one gets your vote for greatest nation?

I always thought Swaziland was unanimously considered as such.

 

[nonconformist]

"God Bless America". I mean, what the smeg? God considers America superior? God personally has made his with for America to be blessed known? God is personally blessing America while ignoring other countries?
I swear, if anyone ssaid "God Bless Luxembourg", they'd be laughed out of the EU.

"With God on Our Side" same thing again. Ditto with "Gott Mit Uns".

 

[Rambuchan]

"God Bless America" was done quite a few pages back. I do wish you would keep up!

I swear, if anyone ssaid "God Bless Luxembourg", they'd be laughed out of the EU.

Let's face it. This is more about Luxembourg than religiosity isn't it?

 

[ironduck]

The French propaganda in 1940
"We will win because we are the strongest".

Just imagine the beating if we were not the strongest!

Oh, you would have been in trouble then!

 

[ironduck]

I got a funny story about that.

My kids love Jackie Chan. Well, no surprise, I do to. So we're watching Rush Hour, and there's a scene in the movie where Chris Tucker says it, and not too much later Jackie Chan says it.... not a bad scene in the movie, and it made an impression on my then-almost six y/o. So not long after seeing that, we go to grandma's house.....

Good story!

 

[Sophie 378]

Ditto with "Gott Mit Uns".

Funny (possibly true) story about that: in the trenches of a WW, the Germans hoisted up a sign saying Gott Mit Uns. The English hoisted up a sign saying We've Got Mittens Too.

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

"Can you smelllllllllllllllllllllllll what the Rock's cooking?" *eyebrow arch*

I reckon you could get away with that if you actually were The Rock, other than that, nooooo