Pirates or Ninjas?

[choxorn]

Hey, save the flaming for the pirates.

 

[Zack]

Cause pirates are all just flamers.

 

[W|M]

And Pirates will burst into flames when I burn down their ships.

 

[Firestorm94]

I found a post that has shaken my confidence in pirates, ninjas, werewolves, robots, and sparkling vampires.

Reasons why zombies win vs. :

ninjas:
- Everyone knows you need shoes to kill zombies. Ninjas have flimsy slippers with no real substance. These are ineffective.
- Massive numbers. Unlike the ninja villains in movies such as Kill Bill (remember kids...self-asphyxiation is just not worth it) zombies, mindless brutes as they are, understand group tactics to a far superior degree. Superior numbers + rushing at the guy with the sword with no individual regard to life and limb = dead guy with sword, followed by literally, a zombie guy with a sword.
- Ninja misinformation and trickery hold no sway upon the mind of a zombie.
- All dead ninjas become zombies.

pirates:
- The only thing scarier than a zombie is a zombie on a boat.
- Zombies are immune to venereal disease and rum.
- Zombies remain unimpressed by wenches. This is a loss to zombie culture, not to zombie world domination.
- Poor depth perception.
- All dead pirates become zombies.

lawyers:
- Lawyers actually have an advantage as zombies actually prefer the taste of human flesh. However lawyers have proven time and again to do in a pinch.
- The lawyer always buys it in every zombie flick ever created. Do the research.
- Lawyers require a retainer. Zombies find retainers mildly annoying as they EAT YOUR HEAD.
- 9 out of 10 children prefer zombies to lawyers.
- All dead lawyers become zombies.

robots:
- Laser beams are generally ineffective against zombies.
- Robots require human maintenance, and the zombies ate all of them.
- Robots suck.
- Robots do not really gain an advantage at all until they die, where upon they become annoying for zombies to walk over, and most annoyingly of all, not zombies.

werewolves:
- There is just no way a werewolf is going to destroy even a single zombie without getting bitten by the zombie, or taking a bite of the zombie itself. They're just not equipped for dealing with the realities of the zombie apocalypse. If it weren't for sparkling vampires, werewolves would be the first to go.
- Werewolf zombies are, however, quite awesome.
- Werewolves are essentially normal humans unless the moon is full. Zombies are always zombies, even the ones that used to be lawyers.
- Zombies are off putting for beasts. Best case scenario for the werewolves, they run away from the zombies and get destroyed by the ninjas.
- All dead werewolves become zombies.

sparkling vampires:
- The zombies and the robots are the only creatures on the list immune to breaking out in debilitating laughter at the sight of a vampire trying to maintain its self-respect after sparkling in the sunlight.
- Tween groupie zombies.
- Zombie books are by far better written.
- Zombies are not affected by angst.
- Drinking zombie blood doesn't quench a vampire's thirst. It makes the dufus vampire a zombie.
- Sparkling vampires are ridiculous. Zombies are hardcore.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

I found a post that has shaken my confidence in pirates, ninjas, werewolves, robots, and sparkling vampires.

Goodthing zombies aren't one of the options.

 

[Firestorm94]

Goodthing zombies aren't one of the options.

I think we need a new poll.

 

[Mad Man]

Yes, Crunkus knows nothing about werewolves.

 

[W|M]

Yes, Crunkus knows nothing about werewolves.

Or ninjas. Zombies can't see ninjas, and ninjas don't become zombies when they die, they become ninja ghosts.

 

[Firestorm94]

Hmm, I think that it's no coincidence that Pirates is first in the thread title. Pirates arrrrrrr still better.

 

[choxorn]

The poll says we're neck-and-neck.

 

[Firestorm94]

The poll says we're neck-and-neck.

You ninja supporters are creating multi-accounts to raise the ninja's points. Also, Bobtjoe supports pirates now, so we actually have 62.

 

[choxorn]

Bobbtjoe is a spammer and multi-account himself.

 

[Firestorm94]

Bobbtjoe is a spammer and multi-account himself.

He's a MAer?

 

[Mad Man]

You ninja supporters are creating multi-accounts to raise the ninjas points. Also, Bobtjoe supports pirates now, so we actually have 62.

If switching sides counts then I switch to Ninjas and it's tied again.

 

[choxorn]

He's a MAer?

Maybe, maybe not. What is certain is he's a spammy, annoying n00b, and you should not have any pride that he's voting pirates.

 

[Firestorm94]

If switching sides counts then I switch to Ninjas and it's tied again.

CURSE YOU!!!!!!

 

[Dumanios]

I switch to Chirping Robins,-1 Ninja,+1 Chirping Robins.

 

[iamwlrs4]

Mark me down for ninjas.

 

[W|M]

WooHoo!!!!!!!!! Take that you pirate retards!!!!!!!!!!

 

[salty mud]

Ninjas are in the lead for the first time... ever?