Pirates or Ninjas?

[bigdog5994]

You know how pirates pass the time of being in the ocean for weeks and weeks on end with no female contact?

It's called anal.

which is awesome btw

 

[Bobbtjoe]

Um... where the ninja who slashes the pirate from behind kills him instead of wounding him? It's called "decapitation".

mythbusters proved that to be impossible.

 

[azzaman333]

mythbusters proved that to be impossible.

You don't need to decapitate someone to kill them...

 

[W|M]

But it is a way of killing someone.

 

[Zack]

Ninja sneaks up behind pirate and stabs him.

 

[mechaerik]

mythbusters proved that to be impossible.

Untrue. They proved that they can't dodge bullets or catch arrows, but they never proved you can't decapitate with a katana. I should know, it's one of my favorite shows.

And then of course in your scenario is on land, so the pirate will be completely drunk. Ninja win.

Besides, ninja also have something called shuriken.

Spoiler :

 

[Bobbtjoe]

no, it is not on land. Homecourt advantage!!! Secondly, they proved that you can not cut off a guys head. Lastly, I said that the pirate had to be rushed to the hostpital, but didn't die, witch is plausale.

 

[Zack]

Why would they take him to the hospital if he had no head?

 

[Bobbtjoe]

They never cut his head offffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mechaerik]

no, it is not on land. Homecourt advantage!!! Secondly, they proved that you can not cut off a guys head. Lastly, I said that the pirate had to be rushed to the hostpital, but didn't die, witch is plausale.

Even if they did prove that (and i never saw that in any of the Ninja Specials), the ninja wouldn't nessecarily be going for a head decapitation...

He could just cleave the head, which at minimum would crack the skull and cause a concussion.

Besides, if there's a ninja behind you, there are numerous ways he could kill you.

Decapitation, eye-gouging, slitting the jugular, cleaving the head, stabbing him from behind, shooting you... That's right, ninjas can use firearms. And if you don't believe me, here's a picture of a ninja with an AK-47:

Spoiler :

 

[Bobbtjoe]

It wasn't in a ninja special. But the pirate shote the ninja and then had a concussion.

 

[Narz]

You know how pirates pass the time of being in the ocean for weeks and weeks on end with no female contact?

It's called anal.

which is awesome btw

Oh definitely! Go pirates!

 

[choxorn]

Regardless, the ninja could easily kill you from behind. If you see a ninja, the ninja sees you. If you don't see a ninja, you only have a few seconds to live.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

or mabye not......

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

But how does the ninja get to the ship?

 

[Bobbtjoe]

ninjas have their ways.

 

[choxorn]

The ninja sneaks on board when it is in port, hides in a crate, then pops out and kills all the pirates in their sleep.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

nope, the watchman sees the ninja.

 

[choxorn]

Ninjas? SEEN?

 

[Bobbtjoe]

sad but true