Pitboss game within the team

[Whomp]

ooops. I need to pull some troops back from my Find the Bald Chicagoan Task Force.

Mah, mah (that's my, my in english)
Aren't you the pot calling the kettle black there young whipper snapper.

OK visualize this..
I will set the stage for the battle between Tubby and I.
It's a north-south thang. (thang is a southern word for thing).
I've added slang words for each part of the country, for effect, so you can truly feel the impact of this conversation.

When Tubby talks put the banjo song from Deliverance in your head.

When I talk put the Blues Brothers rendition of "Sweet Home Chicago" in your head.

Here's how it plays out:

Tubby: Due to the "recent unpleasantness" (The Civil War, what most know as the war between the states) we plan to tick a rat (take a right) and head towards you with hour (are) par full (powerful) worker. We're not askeered (to be afraid) of you spolidiots (Rude and ignorant tourists who overun Charleston, South Carolina each year for the Spoleto Festival, an international arts festival) little shrumps. (shrimp)

In comes one of Tubby's Climpson ( a university Tubby went to called Clemson) peeps (people) carrying some firewater (190 proof worth!) in the room....
Tubby's good 'ol boy (one of the guys) to Tubby:
What do you want to do now? (add a twang to this)
Toothless, baldy Tubby: [grinning] He's got a real purty (pretty) mouth on him, don't he?
Tubby's Cronies: Ain't (isn't) that the truth.
Toothless bald Tubby: [to Whomp] You gonna do some prayin' for me, boyah (a fightin' word meaning boy). And you better pray real good. (a lot)
Sausage chomping, baldy Whomp with Al Capone, Da (the) Coach (Mike Ditka) and Tony "the tuna" Accardo in the room) to Tubby:
If ewes (Plural of you) think you can walk into Cheek Ah Ga (Chicago) I'll give ewes (see above) tree (four minus one) to get otta (out of) hairwa (here) or I'll dump you in the Cal Sag (a nasty canal on the southside of the city) like a Sponge Bab (Bob) Square pants and cut you into sassages (sausages of the Italian variety).

Tubbalieyah (Tubby) : Well that dawg (a dog) don't huhhntah (hunt), (meaning it ain't happening)
Whompalamadingdong (Whomp) : if ewes ***(say the letter j for a long time and then say gah) baygahs (bags) " (a fightin' word) want to bring that little toofless (toothless) worker to the city of big shoulders (Cheek Ah Ga) Well I say bring it!

 

[robboo]

You know...I can Cajunize my conversation but then we rather eat and drink lots of beer instead of fighting.( Hence the reason Louisianan was out of the Civil war very early)

Tubby....Clemson??? You mean that place that thinks their stadium should be called Death Valley... Sorry tubbs the real Death Valley is in Baton Rouge. GEAUX TIGERS. : ) I once worked for the "Game Chickens"..in SC, BTW.

Whomp....after Ditka last coaching job( Saints)..why would you want him any where near anything with responsibility. I mean I can understand him providing you with all the ED drugs (Cilais ?) He advertises especially since you are getting up in age and it must be getting harder to get your soldier to salaute..

//note to self..start building bigger army quickly.

 

[Whomp]

Ditka is a "legendary, tough guy, hall of fame Tight end, who smokes stoogies and wore roller blades around Halas Hall before a game against Minnesota and their rollerdome stadium.

George Halas never wanted him to pick the players, unlike New Awlins(Orleans), just kick em in the head and make the crazy enough to play like rabid dogs.....hence "Da Coach". They didn't call him Iron Mike for nothing. No one said anything about his brilliance as a GM.

 

[BCLG100]

lol was funny whomp but how long did you spend writing that out?

 

[Tubby Rower]

He had to use a online southern translator. I know he really doesn't know what some of those words mean. I still don't understand Whomp half the time

And yes it used to be Death Valley. That was before we got into the game plan of "up the middle, up the middle, up the middle, punt!" But we did get a few draft picks this weekend. Tye Hill didn't really surprise me being that high, but we're discriminated against since we seceded (read did not succeed) all of those years ago. Oh well, if your revolt goes bad.... try , try again.

 

[Whomp]

lol was funny whomp but how long did you spend writing that out?

Ain't no thang but a chicken wing, young BCLG. It took about 20 minutes at lunch while talking on the phone at the same time. I'm multi- dimensional, baby.

No translator Tubs. It's how you southern folks, tawk. (talk) Remember? I've talked to you before. You are correct though....I do have issues.

 

[Mauer]

Just to let you know guys, I'm going to Cancun in the morning and will be back on the 8th. I have a fill in though so go easy on the Mauerites! I don't think the guy filling in for me has a CFC account though? Well, he might after this.

 

[BCLG100]

Just to let you know guys, I'm going to Cancun in the morning and will be back on the 8th. I have a fill in though so go easy on the Mauerites! I don't think the guy filling in for me has a CFC account though? Well, he might after this.

well would he mind you posting an e-mail or something incase of a need for diplomacy?

 

[robboo]

Hmmm any ( lurker) volunteers to take my turns in a couple of weeks...

PM me.

 

[BCLG100]

well i could

 

[Mauer]

His Email is raymondmroz@hotmail.com

If you use MSN he is always on, and would like for any possible contacts to add him. MSN is his preferred contact method.

 

[Kuningas]

I highly doubt that one civ would be abe to capture my capital. OCC it is then

 

[BCLG100]

what about one civ with a few nukes?

 

[robboo]

I highly doubt that one civ would be abe to capture my capital. OCC it is then

Famous last words or the voice of prophecy...

George got anything to say about this????

 

[Matrix]

To leave no doubt: I will not return with Arabia or Egypt. It was a joke.

well if Matrix has an alliance, he hasn't sprung it on us yet as AFAIK, no one has declared on the alliance against him.... Now Kuningas is another matter.

Well, I knew the importance of an alliance, which is why I suggested to Robi D and Meleager to make one. When Meleager declared war on me I cried it out loud here in this very thread.

I still don't understand why people saw me as a threat. Just because I had Judaism? And who in Earth spread the idea that I am a good player?!

If there's anyone to be concerned about it's Meleager. He's Roman and has Praetorians and seems to be an aggressor too for crying out loud. Yet I'm the threat.

@Whomp: indeed, we're not dead. Certainly not Kuningas. It's one on one there. I on the other hand could use a little help. (Or a moment of clarity for two if my opponents...)

 

[robboo]

So just to be clear..which 2 of your opponents need that moment of clarity.

I guess your not too worried about me.....

 

[Robi D]

And who in Earth spread the idea that I am a good player?!

Maybe you need to fire your pubilist then because everyone in the game thinks you are

 

[Meleager]

Perhaps Kuningas and I can come back as Egypt and Arabia.

Oh... Believe me, you don't want to take over Egypt

If I need someone to take over my civ at any point though, I'll give you a call.

If there's anyone to be concerned about it's Meleager. He's Roman and has Praetorians and seems to be an aggressor too for crying out loud

And who is left to attack me?

Maybe you need to fire your pubilist then because everyone in the game thinks you are

^^ It was his fault... he claimed you were the Good player.

 

[Matrix]

If I need someone to take over my civ at any point though, I'll give you a call.

That would be nice. Ironical, but nice.

^^ It was his fault... he claimed you were the Good player.

Well, I guess I'll have to declare war on Robi D.

And on what grounds did you make that assumption, Robi D?

 

[Matrix]

So just to be clear..which 2 of your opponents need that moment of clarity.

I guess your not too worried about me.....

I mean you and Robi D. You need to realise (=moment of clarity) I'm not the threat, but Meleager.

If I need someone to take over my civ at any point though, I'll give you a call.

That would be nice. Ironical, but nice.

^^ It was his fault... he claimed you were the Good player.

Well, I guess I'll have to declare war on Robi D.

And on what grounds did you make that assumption, Robi D? As far as I know I haven't finished any Civ4 MP game yet, nor reached a decisive moment anywhere. And my reputation for Civ3 is bad as far as PBEM's are concerned. I might only have made an impression as CFC team member in the ISDG there. But we lost that one too eventually, and it has more to do with political insight rather than game skill.