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[Suppersalmon]

just pretend we didnt know what the eagle was and say try the bus driver as you think we saw him with it

 

[CivCube]

If he wants to be amused, let's amuse him!

*ahem*

Hail Caesar! Let us not come to you as foes, but as brothers.
For you see, noble one, we have come from afar to seek out the riches of your land, but not to plunder. We have merely come to glimpse.

However, thou have accused us of stealing thine own standard.
I tell thee, this is not so, but the work of the common enemy of man whispering into your hearts. For 'twas not us that stole your eagle; 'twas one who has traveled with us*points to unconcious bus driver*.

And ay, he did say to us, "Only the Romans left now." Do you not see?

 

[Perfection]

We might wanna bribe him with the tape player and show how magical it is, by having it record his voice!

 

[GerrardCapashen]

Originally posted by ZultanofZex
"Tarek (the name of your former driver) the time has come. Operation Dalek will commence in a few days. You must journey to the Oasis of Death and make sure that the cursed sons of the Caesars are also captured. In their blood lies the antidote to the virus, and once we have that, we will rule this world forever! When you have gotten it, meet me at the usual place. But remember, they are vile and cunning, so be careful!"

And so "Al-Rashid Jala Jala" plays on.

GerrardCapashen slaps a new mag into the AK and goes on a little recon mission, coco booze in one hand and 7.62mm DEATH in the other. The oasis is indeed cut off from the rest of the world...only sanddunes around it for miles and miles and miles...however, when you stand at the north edge of the oasis, you can see some mountains at the horizon. And then, suddenly, from far away, you hear the sound of a horn!

My suggestion for our defense is that we tell the legionnaires the truth about how we got to the oasis and about the suspicious activities of our driver, as shown in the quote. We offer to ally with the Romans to get to the bottom of this mystery. We will try to convince them to untie us so we can show them how our technology and stuff works (I assume they don't know), and I will try to get my hands on the AK47, ostensibly to show them how it works...firsthand (just kidding, I'll only shoot if they become hostile again). Then I can just hose them down if things get hostile. I should be able to take a few dozen guys with swords and shields.

 

[History_Buff]

I have a quetion. Are these Ancient romans, or modern para-military type people? And BTW, a solid iron shield would stop about 9 out of 10 AK47 bullets.

 

[Mrogreturns]

Originally posted by History_Buff
I have a quetion. Are these Ancient romans, or modern para-military type people? And BTW, a solid iron shield would stop about 9 out of 10 AK47 bullets.

Not to mention a pain in the neck, shoulder and arm to carry

 

[GerrardCapashen]

Originally posted by History_Buff
I have a quetion. Are these Ancient romans, or modern para-military type people? And BTW, a solid iron shield would stop about 9 out of 10 AK47 bullets.

I'll just shoot for the head.

 

[Belle Du Jour]

This will take some keeping up with.

 

[History_Buff]

no new news?

 

[History_Buff]

Did this game just get abandoned or what?

 

[Perfection]

Guess so

 

[CivCube]

I wonder what happened to Zultan.

Guess this means that Perfection wins.

 

[Perfection]

Wohooo!!!!!

Victory Dance [dance][dance] OH YEAH Who da winna? Who da winna? ME! ME! ME! [dance] In yo face losas! Ya in yo face, cuz I'm da winna and you da loser [dance] WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

[GerrardCapashen]

Originally posted by CivCube
I wonder what happened to Zultan.

Guess this means that Perfection wins.

Heck no, I'll just shoot him with the AK47.


I hate people who do premature victory dances.

 

[Perfection]

I believe were still stuck in the dungeon or prison or whatever